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$1080PLP$
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Dutch Pharmaceutical company Organon announces plans to release a male birth-control pill by 2005 - Maxim april 2003

who here would take it? i fucking would

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Mar 26 2003 11:55PM
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acc
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haha....both guys and girls on birth-control. well that would change that whole 1% error margin in women's birth control.

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Mar 26 2003 11:57PM
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rsd
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what the fuck..... a birth control for men? ok... they wouldnt make it if there wasnt a use for it so... ok... i can live with that
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Mar 26 2003 11:57PM
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OReJow
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i'd use it. can't be too careful.

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Mar 27 2003 12:01AM
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Jib_This
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I wouldn't even think twice before swallowing it.


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Mar 27 2003 12:06AM
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BeckaSki
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I would be stoked to have a guy that I'm sleeping with take it. It would help make it so all of the responsibility isn't on me. Also great for women who can't be on the pill for whatever reason, then thier bf can take it.
Mar 27 2003 12:11AM
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Jib_This
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Wait a second, they already have a male birth control option...they're called CONDOMS!


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Mar 27 2003 12:13AM
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acc
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and you like those???????

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Mar 27 2003 12:16AM
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Jib_This
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I like condoms WAY more than whiny little snivelling shit bags...uh...I mean little children.


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Mar 27 2003 12:17AM
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Ds91260
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id take it, as long as it has no long term side affects
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Mar 27 2003 12:30AM
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teneighty_skier22
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I heard it shrinks your weiner....

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Mar 27 2003 12:38AM
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Lateralis
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some steroids make your balls shrink but thats an advantage,small potatoes make the steak look bigger



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Mar 27 2003 12:46AM
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Hepcat1000000000
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Hmmm...i can't think of how that would work unless it shrivled your scrotum up so much it just couldn't produce any more sperm. Unless it just kills the live sperm. Maybe it's just a bix knife and the box says 'Here, cut your balls off.'

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Mar 27 2003 12:50AM
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hahaahahaahahaha
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Mar 27 2003 12:55AM
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SUpilot
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condoms suck
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Mar 27 2003 1:30AM
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resnick13
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just learn how to hold you cum and you won't need condoms.

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Mar 27 2003 1:32AM
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SUpilot
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um your an idiot
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Mar 27 2003 1:44AM
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LoneBoarder
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I think it's a good idea and all... the only problems being that how many guys are gonna remember to take it?? I mean, as a girl its hard enough to remember, and we have better memories.
The other thing is, unless you're with someone exclusively, condoms are still gonna be needed since so many people are riddled with disease.


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Mar 27 2003 1:58AM
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resnick13
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I'm an idiot eh, if you learn to hold your cum, you have sex for hours at a time...

a sex 'master' was interviewed once and was asked last them he cummed on an orgasm, he hadn't cummed in 3 years. Yet he has sex almost everyday...

so who is the idiot

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Mar 27 2003 2:02AM
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PhattSarah
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How does it work? Our pill stops you ovulating, so does this stop you producing sperm?
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Mar 27 2003 2:31AM
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wiener
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i dont think this is that important of a thread most of the loving these fucks get is from there hand looking at porn on the internet
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Mar 27 2003 3:01AM
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yeti
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i would take it so fucking fast...fuck the side effects i don't give a shit!!

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Mar 27 2003 3:57AM
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$1080PLP$
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i don't know how the fuck it works i was just reading about it in maxim today it was funney as hell

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Mar 27 2003 5:21AM
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Jib_This
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I'd be awesome for anyone who's in a committed relationship, and great in general. But if you're fucking many different people, condoms are still good.


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Mar 27 2003 5:27AM
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PowderPrincess
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haha so wait, ty you would take this? i would like to see you even TRY to remember to take it. you guys dont know how easy you have it. stupid little blue green and white pills.

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Mar 27 2003 7:39AM
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petek
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yeah, if any1 has heard of the problems with the female side? The fact is, now a lotta chiks that took the pill before 91, are getn breast cancer, ovary cancer etc. So, i m gonna wait on that one, and just plot out my gf's 'time of the month' charts











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Mar 27 2003 8:17AM
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freestylecj
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I would take that for sure. My girlfriend is on the pill and I never use a condom, fuck those god damn pleasure snatching dick wrappers. And if there was a male birth conrol, with us both on it, it would be that much safer every time I bust a nut.
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Mar 27 2003 10:03AM
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RudyGarmisch
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whoever said holding it is better has never had sex.
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Mar 27 2003 12:49PM
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Lateralis
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ya there is a thing called precum which contains spermies which can still impregnate a girl,



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Mar 27 2003 1:43PM
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punkSKIERjen
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i hate taking the pills. i have to worst memory and you have to like take it everyday at the same time. i was lucky, i got it for my acne like when i was 14 and now its usefull for other things. yay birth control.

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Mar 27 2003 1:54PM
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Lateralis
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maybe the guy birth control will be like depo provera for girls you know the needle which they get every 3 months,thatd be kewl,



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Mar 27 2003 3:30PM
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StepDad9000
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its called CASTRATION!

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Mar 27 2003 4:00PM
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$1080PLP$
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precum wounldn't do shit eather thats why its called bitch control it basicly kills/sterolizes (what ever it does)to all sperm that can inpregnate a girl

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Mar 27 2003 4:11PM
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why should guys care about birth control? they dont get pregnant. and guys can always grow a goatee, change their name and move far away.
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Mar 27 2003 4:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so if guys and girls used the pill and a condom then it would be like an impenetrable shield.

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Mar 27 2003 8:48PM
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freestylecj
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Female Birth control doesnt kill spirm guy. It just slows/stops the flow if spirm... so it is very hard for it to reach the egg because all the fluids that help get it there are not present while on the pill...
Eather wat I agree with the growing a goatee and moving away... don worry bout it ppl... and guys if u do wanna stick around when she gets knocked up, just abort it... boo bam.. and its all good.
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Mar 28 2003 11:53AM
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SUpilot
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bust out the metal coat hanger
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Mar 28 2003 11:57AM
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Lateralis
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when the girls on the pill,it makes the girls body think she is pregnant so theres no egg and once they stop their pill for that cycle the ovulate,



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Mar 28 2003 1:37PM
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OReJow
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the pill makes girls boobs bigger too.

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Mar 28 2003 3:17PM
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alpentalik
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^that may be true...it depends on the dosage...it also gives them wicked mood swings and shit...my girlfriend is on them and she goes whacko sometimes, its fun.


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Mar 28 2003 3:22PM
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freestylecj
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LOL... Same with mine... I hear ya. But hey... its worth it.... most of the time.
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Mar 28 2003 4:17PM
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Lateralis
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it makes them gain weight too



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Mar 28 2003 4:39PM
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crashidy
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they don't ovulate when they go for their cycle, they just dispose of their endometrium.

but anyways, yeah my girlfriend got all depressed and shit, her boobs grew!!!!!!!fast and larger. she went a bit nutty then went off the pill for a couple months, now she is back on and things are good!!
Mar 28 2003 5:51PM
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