Replying to Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions

Yup, from mad magazine. (and the book they wrote called 'snappy comebacks to stupid questions')
so, you first do the question
'hello, whats your name' man 1
'FUCK YOU BITCH' man 2, that was a bad example... but ya. you get my drift.
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.