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groundhogs are tough.

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ductapeboy
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so yea I was driving along the road, and there was this groundhog on the side of the road and it was fighting with this big assed wolf (might have been a large dog) and the groundhog was kicking his ass (the dog could have been winning). but yea. the fucker was fighing hard. man groundhogs are tough.


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Mar 26 2003 8:09PM
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K_2
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lol. One of my friends dogs killed a whole lot of groundhogs. No more groundhogs where i live now!
Mar 26 2003 8:11PM
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rsd
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i have this cool picture but i dont know how to post pictures so yeah.....
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Mar 26 2003 9:35PM
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cams
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groundhogs are ninja's of the animal kingdom


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Mar 26 2003 9:48PM
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1212j5j5
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you have a lot of time on your hands dont you dave?
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Mar 26 2003 10:18PM
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EastCoastPride
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This is what really happened:

Dave was driving down the road:


And he sees a groundhog:


This groundhog turns out to be a large dog in the road:


Dave proceeds to beat the dog viciously:


And then he finds out it was really a dead kitten after all:



The End.

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Mar 26 2003 10:50PM
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EastCoastPride
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Oh, sorry, this is the large dog Dave saw in the road:



-Teddy
Mar 26 2003 10:51PM
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alpentalik
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haha, that was inspiring to say the least. by the way, caddy shack...shh, caddy shack....caddy shack.





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Mar 26 2003 10:52PM
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EastCoastPride
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He has been given a license to kill varmints by the government of the United Nations.

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Mar 26 2003 10:53PM
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Sk3bUm
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how are the fish holding up

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Mar 26 2003 11:34PM
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Papa
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hahah, nice
Seize the carp
Mar 27 2003 12:14AM
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Ds91260
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ooooOOOOooooo, a picture story
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Mar 27 2003 12:28AM
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ductapeboy
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RIGHT. who has too much time on their hands now? ha ha ha....
how did you know?


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Mar 27 2003 10:34AM
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lineskier10
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that was a sick picture story, do another one
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Mar 27 2003 10:37AM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, last night I definitely had too much time on my hands, because I didn't feel like watching any more goddamn Chinese bootleg DVD's.

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Mar 27 2003 10:38AM
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Jailbait
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hahahahhaa i cant do any more than just laugh.
wow dave, wow.

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Mar 27 2003 11:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Groundhiogs are tough little shits, but marmots are like fucking pro-wrestlers of the varmit world. Marmots get BIG and they can get pissed.
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Mar 27 2003 12:46PM
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Schwags
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marmots aint shit.
Mar 27 2003 12:51PM
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Schwags
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wolverines aint shit. You been watchin to much xmen.
Mar 27 2003 12:52PM
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