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porta-poty in the parks?

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FattyPete
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
i think the only thing terrain parks are missing is shitters in the park cause, you have to take shit really bad and you cant hold it and you dont want to go to the bottom of the hill then wait in the lift lines again, and you allways have to take a dump right when your starting to get the trick your learning, im going to make a request for the breckenridge terrain park and eveybody else shoudl for there parks as well
Jan 2 2002 7:59PM
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Chadatbreck
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Yeah, but really nice ones that are not tipable, and so many people would hotbox them and trash them
Jan 2 2002 8:02PM
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COOK
Posts: 196 - Karma: 31
i think that is the best idea ever. shitters for all!

Later,
Thomas Cook
Jan 2 2002 8:03PM
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Big_Willy
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Dude that would suck in the cold.
Jan 2 2002 8:30PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
dude....don't you ever go winter camping? It's 10 times worse to have to squat in the cold then have a nice comfy out house to shit in.

hot boxing it would make it stink less..
Jan 2 2002 8:34PM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
i wouldnt liek that, it would make the park look like shit
'abazaba...your my only friend'
Jan 2 2002 9:02PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
it would look shit if we shat all over it too, but if it was in like a totally obscure place it might be alright maybe, and then you could jib it too

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Jan 2 2002 9:23PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
ya mammoth has the heated deluxe port-o-poties in the middle of the park
'hey i did it - give me some props here fockers!' eric spriet after 450 to kinked rail to torn ligiment
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Jan 2 2002 9:24PM
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skodeo7
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you suck! Bromley has lots of trees! Porta Potties would get trashed unless there was like a place to chill and stuff, but a porta pottie in the middle of the park would definately turn into a porta jib...by the way, how would you empty them way up there?
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Jan 2 2002 10:26PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
that would be deadly dude. taken a shit in the park would be dope.
what if some one tips it and it slide downt he hill. then i would shit myself laughing.
-Cause im a Cracka-
Jan 2 2002 10:35PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Just buy man-diapers, and try to avoid landing on your arse.
Jan 2 2002 10:46PM
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powder-pig
Posts: 371 - Karma: 9
ppl will nock it ovr and shyt jibb it
SPKA- stevens pass kicks ass
Jan 2 2002 10:55PM
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FattyPete
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
heres what im saying a nice peacefull place like 30ft into the woods with nice trees, nice stone walkway, smells good and it is a very peaceful place
Jan 2 2002 10:58PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Can we take our skis inside too?
Jan 2 2002 10:58PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
hehe.... that would revolutionize the ski stealing methods...
Jan 2 2002 11:07PM
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FattyPete
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
yeah just go switch all the way tell the toilet takes out your legs and makes you site down, and there would be porno and skiing magazines in there to look at, and it would be heated
Jan 2 2002 11:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
porn and skiing in the same magazine!
and the toilet talks to u like in the simpsons

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Jan 2 2002 11:21PM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
No I usually dont camp in the winter, that being one of the reasons. I used to go camping hardcore, went backpacking in CO twice, but I dont like the cold, only when theres snow on the ground and skis on my feet.
Jan 3 2002 12:09AM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
anyone see the jackass where knoxville goes into the porta potty and gets dumped???nasty as hell


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LD CREW
Jan 3 2002 12:21AM
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DaRkSiDeR
Posts: 185 - Karma: 13
just get a pair of Oops! I Crapped My Pants. they work for me.
Jan 3 2002 1:02AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
u could put tow snowboards on the bottom and ride down the hill while ur takin a crap
just like steve-o on jackass.. not sure if he was crappin tho

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Jan 3 2002 1:04AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
hehe.... jibbin porta poties..
Jan 3 2002 1:10AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Man, that jib would be the SHIT!!!


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Jan 3 2002 9:06AM
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Booya
Posts: 248 - Karma: 11
That's a killer idea dude.
Yeah I saw that jackass, soo funny but soo shitty haha
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Jan 3 2002 12:14PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
ya you can take a dump while its being slided... that would b cool... a mag or video w skiing and porn... two of gods most valient things combined as one
Jan 3 2002 12:16PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
Knoxville almost made me puke when he did that. That's beyond disgusting.

a normal washroom off to the side would be rad...porta potties are kinda nasty..
Jan 3 2002 1:23PM
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sumosanta34
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
i have to agree they are needed in the parks our park is really short but still when you gotta go you have to go....you could acually make porta potys into the park and just reinforce the sides and stuff and make like a gap over it :P that would probably be to discusting though.
Jan 3 2002 3:54PM
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1260skier
Posts: 627 - Karma: 1
i have to shit right now.
Jan 3 2002 3:58PM
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dez22
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hehe.... ya the pooh gap..... one day a kid will fall short and while ur getting that long one out u get a kid in ur lap

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Jan 3 2002 6:28PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
the best was when that one dude went into the porta potty on jackass and then weeman came out.
it was seriously the funniest thing i have very seen.
-Cause im a Cracka-
Jan 3 2002 8:38PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
put skis on the porta potty......then go inside it....get comfy cozy.....then hit the table at full speed in it!!!!!!!!


Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
Jan 4 2002 12:25AM
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Maximumsushi
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HAha, porta-slide...
Jan 4 2002 8:53AM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Hey, dont you realize that porta-poties suck. They fuckin' stink, people piss all over the inside of them.
Man, just head down to the lodge. Later.
Jan 4 2002 6:14PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
porter potties are GROSS!!!! ah man takin a shit in one of those is disgusting

Why do you guys say, 'I have to take a shit' when you just leave it there?' JF learning english
Jan 4 2002 7:35PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
I saw a shoe inside one once.
Jan 4 2002 8:43PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
oh man did you guys ever go in one thats like in a state forest or park or something? now THOSE smell like shit...from frickin 50 feet away i hate them

-seth


It is unfortunate when everything seems to be going really good and the girl uses a word like 'dont', or 'stop'. If she learned to use these two words in unison, everyone would be much happier.
Jan 4 2002 9:56PM
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freerider05
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
this is what im sayin, gondolas? no more....now they have 4 shitters, theres a special lift, u got thwe whole time up to shit, if it takes longer leave the door closed, it hase an auto release at the bottom of the hill or over the woods nito some type of draining system, a bit scetchy but itd be shib if u could pull it off...
J Dubbs
Jan 4 2002 11:19PM
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sumosanta34
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
i still my idea is the best...porta gap
'why do they make fake snow' - tourist
Jan 4 2002 11:32PM
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freerider05
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
i would get so scared if right when i was relaxed sum1 caught an edge and landed on top of me makin all the bangin noises, i would flip out..
J Dubbs
Jan 4 2002 11:36PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
did anyone see th ones on the glacier? they were quit disgusting.
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
I'm like a chocoholic, but for alcohol
Jan 5 2002 12:49AM
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