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skier_chick_360
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For class we have to do a 5 minute monologue about a dead person.. doesnt matter how long ago they died but they have to have had some type of historical signifgance. Anyone have any ideas!?!?
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CameIToeJam
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bob marley





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Mar 25 2003 2:10PM
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RudyGarmisch
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wtf? you could choose like anyone then. do Einstein, cause his last words were spoken in German, and the nurse attending to him didnt speak German, so nobody will ever know what his last words were wooooooo....
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jimmy hendricks
Mar 25 2003 4:48PM
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lineskier10
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seriously rekker, thats crazy he could have said some crazy secret that he knew and noone knows it now
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rhcp
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do someone like Jesus. seriously. if the school says ur information is wrong or something like that you can get the teacher fired for messing with your religion.
Mar 25 2003 5:19PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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go with abe lincoln you could draw out his speech for quite a while



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Mar 25 2003 5:19PM
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rebel
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Mar 25 2003 5:39PM
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Do Mr. Dressup!!!!
Mar 25 2003 6:35PM
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no... mr.rogers!


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cams
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my english teacher didn't show up today so we plugged in the tv and watched mr. dressup, he is a good man


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Mar 25 2003 6:53PM
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John_Hoeplinger
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how bout chumbawumba
Mar 25 2003 6:57PM
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jsof9
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how bout sadaam?

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Mar 25 2003 7:19PM
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Tupac.


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Ds91260
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what if einstien unlocked all the secrets to the universe in his last year, or maybe he said 'ich bumse Ziegen'
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Mar 25 2003 9:13PM
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or du hast, or feur frie! oh my god, maybe he said FUCK OFF.

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Mar 25 2003 9:16PM
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did you know that you can still hear things and open your eyes for 30 seconds after you get decapitated on the gulliotine? Some scientist did an experiment on a guy's head right after it was chopped off, and called his name 3 different times and his eyes opened and looked at him every time, after 30 seconds, he didn't respond though. Anyways, do it about Kurt Cobain of Nirvana or Bradley Nowell of Sublime. Or Chris Farley.
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Mar 25 2003 9:19PM
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Ds91260
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im pretty sure he didnt say i hate or fire freely
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Mar 25 2003 9:21PM
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mariberries
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who is mr dressup?
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Mar 25 2003 9:22PM
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dave thomas the wendys guy

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Mar 25 2003 10:55PM
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Mar 26 2003 12:42AM
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wrenegade
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hes wicked


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Mar 26 2003 12:43AM
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Ds91260
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y did dave thomas have to die, god lost a lot of points on that one, what did old dave ever do to ne one, besides give them delicious bacon cheesburgers......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Mar 26 2003 12:45AM
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Mr. Dressup is like the Canadian version of Mr. Rogers. He's way cooler though. His show was actually good.
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Mar 26 2003 12:48AM
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Ds91260
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u take that back Jay, u take that back
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Mar 26 2003 12:50AM
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rsd
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GO WITH ABE LINCOLN TRUST ME it was so easy there are like entire biographys showing every event in his life... and the biographys are even fun to read... it was so easy i had to do a report on him in 5th grade it is so easy.... trust me
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Mar 26 2003 1:15AM
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mr. dressup was da man! he was basically second in charge for my upbringing!

like what it said in SKIER, 'mr. dressup kicks mr. rogers' ass!




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Mar 26 2003 1:17AM
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Moshe Dayan

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Mar 26 2003 1:30AM
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mattwalker
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do someone who has a lot of info, but isnt real well known, and has a bunch of facts that you could just make up like...Atilla the Hun, Napolean, Kepler, or Tycho...just look around.


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CanadianSkiGod
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Im sad… it was a chick saying “I need…”…thought it would be better, anyways do it on Hitler, its so easy to find info on him and he caused the death of seven mil jews, of I don’t know how many soldiers and other civilians in the second world war, I think that has some historical impact. He’s a mean biatch





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Mar 26 2003 9:20PM
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I don't think I'm dead.
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Sk3bUm
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when did dave thomas die & why didn't i find out about until i read this thread?

do it over phrosty i'm sure that someone is willing to kill him for you

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Mar 26 2003 11:24PM
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MistaSkier
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how about jeff anderson?

Mar 27 2003 1:31AM
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SUpilot
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figures you would say Moshe Dayan.....


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