Sacofricosis

or what you can do is buy a bucket of popcorn at the movies and cut a hole in the bottom, then after awhile you date goes to grab popcorn and she gets a handfull of wang



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the good ole popcorn trick,it works but when one of your friends ask for some popcorn,say no,it still feels good but its still wrong so always say no unless its a girl
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

doesn't anyone find it strange that they have a medical term for cutting holes in your pockets and masterbating in public, that must mean it is a semi-common problem.

you could be sitting on a bus, and some guy is chugging away right now to you.

- Marc

HAHAHAHAH marc. remember at harveys in barrie?
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued

wow i know someone who does that, a real fucked up person
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someone got caught doing that in a class at my school last year.........i feel sorry for him........the humiliation

the popcorn thing is a pretty good idea. And after when your getting head your dick would taste like popcorn.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass

u caught some eh mike?




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na, I suggested I do it a long time ago while we had a 45 minute discussion about masterbation...

- Marc

Why would you need to masturbate in public? It's totally not worth the risk....but it is really funny that there's a word for that

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you time your discussions on masturbation?
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45minutes? it was more like you saying you're thinking about cutting your pocket while we waited for free refills. oh and trying to piece together the blur that was the night before.
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued

To do this u have to be quite a pervers. or no???

I don't think so, the reason why someone would masterbate in public is becasue it turns them on. It gives them sexual release. It's lot like necrophilia, one can only get their full sexual release from what truely turns them on.

I found some other funny ones.

AELUROPHILIA: Deriving gratification from cats

ASPHYXIAPHILIA: Arousal from lack of oxygen

BATRACHOPHILIA: Attraction to frogs

BOTULINONIA: Sex with a sausage

CHIONOPHILIA (I think this relates to all of us): Love of snow

EROTOPHONPHILIA: Attaining sexual satisfaction from murdering complete strangers

FORMICOPHILIA: Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes

HYPNOPHILIA: Turned on by the thought of sleeping

LITHOPHILIA: Attraction to stones, gravel, or mud

MANIAPHILIA: Attraction to insane people

MUSOPHILIA: Attraction to mice

NEBULOPHILIA: Arousal from fog

OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball

PHTHIRIOPHILIA: Attraction to lice

PIZZLE: A whip made of an animal’s penis

SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains

SPECTROPHILIA: Arousal from looking at oneself in a mirror

STASIVALENCE: Ability to have sexual intercourse only while standing

TRAUMATOPHILIA: An unconscious desire to be injured

TRIPSOLAGNIA: Arousal from having hair shampooed

UROLAGNIA: Sexual pleasure from urinating





- Marc

Turned on by the thought of sleep? HAHAHAHA, I don't get it.
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