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The Big Decision

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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
Alright i dont no if this has ever been asked before but the other day i was like, sex is great and then i was like, but is it better than skiing, so I thought, If i could only have one for the rest of my life what would it be, sex or skiing, and you couldnt ever change your mind, like if you chose no sex, ur complete urge for women(or for you fuckin fruitcakes men) would be completely gone... I think i have to say i would take skiing, i cant believe it but I would chose skiing, what is ur choice, but it is a hard choice...

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Mar 24 2003 4:38PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
if you choose skiing, can you still get head? now there's the big question....

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Mar 24 2003 4:44PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
ah-hahahahahaha nate what the fuck is this? i'd choose sex while skiing hahaha beat that


teem bousquet in this bitch
Mar 24 2003 4:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
depends where i get to ski,if im stuck skiing here than i choose sex,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 24 2003 4:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i guess i'd choose sex as long as i was garaunteed to get it a lot.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 24 2003 4:58PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
if you chose skiing does that mean no sexual activity or just no sex?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 24 2003 4:58PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
ski. i've had both, and skiing will always be with you, while your girlfriend will get older, and older, and her teats will sag, and she won't look beautiful. a pow run will always be beautiful. nuff said

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Mar 24 2003 5:01PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
..there comes a time when you will be too old to do either.. so i chose pancakes.
Mar 24 2003 6:24PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
when your teeth fall out you cant eat pankakes. you shoulda chose poridge. now you're screwed for life.
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Mar 24 2003 6:27PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
dude if your good at skiing then def pick that, I would. But if you suck balls at skiing or if you skiboard then choose sex.
Mar 24 2003 6:32PM
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skitard01
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
id choose skiing, but id jack off alot!
Mar 24 2003 6:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if you suck at sex then dont choose that
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 24 2003 7:04PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
sex the night before then skiing the next day...makes for a great weekend


'Fuck Skiing who wants to go ice fishing?'
-Surmise Ski Owner and Skier Corey Piersol

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas

-MR
Mar 24 2003 7:06PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
in response to what coyote said.... that would be like having sex all day and skiboarding... just not the same
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Mar 24 2003 7:10PM
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uncle_ski
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
NH_Line, you probably have never even had sex
Mar 24 2003 7:34PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
hahaha, ya, we got some more bousquet kids on this site!!!!!!yaaaaa, i best watch my mouth haha

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Mar 25 2003 8:38PM
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