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seward
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ok so here is the deal
i havnt been home all day right.
so i get home from school, go on the internet, and there is porn in my history.
now obviously i am a bit confused for i have not been home all day, my mom is at work and even so i sure hope its not her, and my dad works too far away and makes too much to come home during the day to look at porn.
so anywho this is not the first time this has happened and im kinda pissed cause last time my dad told me he would cancel the internet if it happened again.
so here i am trying to figure out what the fuck to do, and i decide to just clear the history, get rid of all cookies and temp internet files.
now when i do look at porn this is what i do to get rid of the evidence and it works.
now for some reason it does not.

anyone have any suggestions, cause getting bit looking at like fucking grandma and like bondage porn by your dad for like the 2nd time in a week is not cool.

thanks.



seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 24 2003 4:08PM
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arnbek
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did u went in netscape or explorer...
Mar 24 2003 4:12PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
damn, that happened to me because of my e-mail. if deleting the history, cookies, and temporary files doesnt work, search for historykill on google. my cousin tried it and said it worked

Mar 24 2003 4:13PM
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seward
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is this history kill like a program that you install?

or does it just get rid of your current history and you have to go to the site each time you want to get rid of it?

and for the first guy, it was in explorer

yea i get tons of porn in my email, i just delete it, cause i know if i go to the site and tell them to fuck off it will show up in my history


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 24 2003 4:17PM
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andyrightcoast
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LOL... if you go to the site and tell them to fuck off... all thats going to do is attract more spam! LOL....

and the only solution to that is to not be a horny 12 year old that needs to look at pr0n then delete it before your parents get home. Or you could get your own computer.
-Andy

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Mar 24 2003 4:42PM
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Lateralis
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say it was one of your friends while you were taking a crap
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me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 24 2003 4:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
there's porn on the internet?


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Mar 24 2003 6:39PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if ur that desperate, just d.l it off of kazaa, its much easier to cover up, but u never know what ur getting
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Mar 24 2003 6:44PM
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freestyle101
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homer: OOoo they have the internet on computers now.


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Mar 24 2003 6:44PM
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CameIToeJam
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to hide the history, go to internet options and where it says 'days to keep in history' put it as zero...this was the computer clears your history everyday at midnight





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Mar 24 2003 6:49PM
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mariberries
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haha, you can't be that uncorrupted djxtreeme
premium quality
Mar 24 2003 7:06PM
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Dfresh
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your dad would cancel internet if he found porn?

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Mar 24 2003 7:45PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
apparently i am...?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 24 2003 7:45PM
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1212j5j5
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use kazaa lite :P
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Mar 24 2003 7:46PM
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Phrosty
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spy on your mom.


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Mar 24 2003 8:44PM
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ski-bum-1080
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anybody no good free porn sites??
Mar 24 2003 8:45PM
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CalgaryJibber
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thehun.com, once you go there, all free non popup sites are put to shame

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Mar 24 2003 8:48PM
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five0
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i had a problem like that i come home and my dad is on the computer with a computer knowledgable friend of his and i come over and this girl is pissing in some guys face...i had no idea where it came from but i got in trouble just the same
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Mar 24 2003 8:50PM
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WIfreeskier
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Kazaa is the way to go. look up whatever the hell you desire, download it, rename it before you're gonna watch it (name it like skiingbackflip), then where you type the search in on kazaa, go to 'Purge Searches' and it cleanes your search history. then delete it when you're done. that's the best way to have no traces of it ever happening. If your parents ask you why you watched 'skiingbackflip' so much, just say that it was really smooth and you thought it was cool or something.
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Mar 24 2003 9:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i downloaded some stuff from kazaa. The picture viewer in kazaa wasnt working so i just opened the files and it ended up in the start menu. I felt so stupid when my mom found out. I was in so much trouble.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 24 2003 9:27PM
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vegabond
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try looking at gay porn, that way not only will your dad cancel your internet, but will scare the living shit out of him.

Moe.
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Mar 24 2003 9:34PM
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rhcp
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lol, once my dad saw me looking at porn. All he said was, 'well son, im glad you're not gay, but you shouldn't look at that.'
Mar 24 2003 9:38PM
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seward
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see the problem is
when you look at porn like everyday, you have seen everything there is to see on kazaa.
so sure it was good, but its old now.

and im sure he would never cancel the internet seeing as its used for so much important shit, it just saves me the hassle of having to listen to him lecture me for a hour.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 24 2003 10:44PM
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Ds91260
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wait a minute, it says in ur sig ur 18, y the hell would ur dad care
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Mar 25 2003 12:00AM
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Capurnicus
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Mar 25 2003 12:21AM
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jarossamdb7
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dude get kazaa and download movies they're so much better and pix...


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Mar 25 2003 2:19AM
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arnbek
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u can erase the history....It is easy
Mar 25 2003 3:46AM
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NoTeefa
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ds91260 asked a really good question, im waiting for an anwser to that one
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How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
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Mar 25 2003 6:22AM
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teneighty_skier22
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don't use the internet, fool! You gotta use Kazaa, you can get pics or vids with no trace...

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Mar 25 2003 11:25AM
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seward
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well i already tried pulling the im 18 so i can legally look at porn if i want.
too which he pulled the as long as your in my house, under my roof, using my computer you wont be.
so basically im fucked.

and for all the people talking about kazaa read my previous post.

and if it is easy to delete history tell me how.
cause i thought i was doing it properly, but obviously not.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 25 2003 2:11PM
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andyrightcoast
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buy your own fucking computer, or learn how the hell to use one.

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Mar 25 2003 2:41PM
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seward
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^ yes im going to drop like $3000 on a computer just to look at porn.

fuck man.

maybe if i spent like 15 hours a day behind a computer i would find these things out. but since i dont, would it trouble you to share your intelligence instead of wasteing time posting usless comments about how everyone should be like you.
thanks


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 25 2003 3:24PM
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andyrightcoast
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if you're paying 3000 for a computer you're an idiot. I can build a brand new computer for 600 bucks. You can get a slightly used one for like 200 bucks.


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Mar 25 2003 3:55PM
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SUpilot
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top of the line for 600??
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Mar 25 2003 4:02PM
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andyrightcoast
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yes... using pricewatch.com
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Mar 25 2003 4:03PM
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SUpilot
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what about support?
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Mar 25 2003 4:20PM
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andyrightcoast
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support...? you mean PMing me? well, thats what 90% of people think support is..
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Mar 25 2003 4:22PM
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EastCoastPride
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I PM'ed Andy for help once, and I am now a more horrible person for having experienced the feeling of inferiority one gets when they try to talk to Andy about computers.

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Mar 25 2003 6:58PM
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seward
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hate to break it to you andy but im not interested in purchasing a computer.

if its credit for talent that you want ill give it to you, congratulations, you know tons of shit about computers.

but smartass comments arnt helping me nor you.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 25 2003 7:39PM
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BrodyLeven
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lol Teddy.


don't look at porn. seriously guys, it's so much better to have it all saved up for that one shot on a guy's face.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 25 2003 8:03PM
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EastCoastPride
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I stand corrected; now I am a more horrible person.

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Mar 25 2003 8:04PM
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seward
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^ god i hope you mean girls

and not whackin it leads to ed

no way im popping viagra everytime i want ass in 30 years


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 25 2003 8:05PM
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jarossamdb7
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dude there is so much shit on Kazaa phrase your search differently. get creative. say like boob slut whore or something and it will be sure to come up with different stiff. man there is less FREE STUFF on the internet than there is on Kazaa


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Mar 25 2003 8:19PM
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seward
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^ man i hope your kidding

the man that made the internet designed it to host porn.
infact im almost possitive there is more porn that everything else combined on the internet


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 25 2003 8:29PM
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WIfreeskier
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the only bad thing about Kazaa is that you get weird vids looking up normal words. I looked up 'skiing' and up came a vid saying like '2 19 year old boys have butt sex on skiing trip.' That was like the number one vid that camp up for searching for 'Skiing'
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Mar 25 2003 9:40PM
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andyrightcoast
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try sublimedirectory.com
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Mar 25 2003 9:40PM
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mattwalker
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say that the porn messages were from the last time you got busted, and say you cant destroy the past...that would probably work if your dad isnt that computer inteligent


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Mar 25 2003 10:10PM
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seward
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it stays in there for a day
but say i look at porn in the mourning on something then he has all day to find it.

oh well ive been working on it and i think i figured out how to get rid of it all.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 26 2003 3:03PM
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Lateralis
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andy has it right, sublinedirectory.com is great,new shit every single day.. thehun.com is excellent too and moveititan.com



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Mar 26 2003 3:14PM
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rebel
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I'm sure that nobody cares, but Kaaza is part of the Internet. A bank machine is part of the Internet. What you are referring to as the internet is actually the web.

Sucks that your dad is ignorant to the fact that you're a guy. Tell him that if you don't relieve your fluids on your own, you'll have have to get some dirty girl to help you. There's no way he could want that.
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Mar 26 2003 3:25PM
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Lateralis
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ya tell that your a normal horny adolescent that would like to look at women and if he says you dont need to tell him your gonna turn gay and bring home a boyfriend tommorow,see what he says then



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Mar 26 2003 3:48PM
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