Replying to BEST PROTEST SIGN EVER

i heard on a radio station that at a war protest in seattle there was a sign that a guy was holding that said 'The only bush i trust is my own'
does anyone know of any good protest/election/picket signs that they have seen?
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!