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Who has watched the "kohl schoening promotional video"?
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ive seen it in a few threads and i would just like to say that this epitomises what is wrong with skiing in many respects. the guy simply can't ski. i'm sorry to make you the center of conversation here as ive never met you and your probably a great bloke, but im damn sick of people who cant actually ski but can throw a corked 5 mute in the park or do a switch up or spin onto a rail. You could throw a lot in the park but when you went to drop a 20 foot cliff it looked like you had never skiied in your life. your technique was all wrong and this shows in your park skiing. you land a lot of jumps back seat, in fact you ski back seat pretty much full stop, your too erect, your hands are way too loose and spray from your body, and the list could go on. you might claim, "well thats my style", but at the end of the day, theres ten year old kids out there who can throw these tricks, which basically proves anyone can do it if they hav the balls. throw someone in the back country and in the pow and then you can see their true skiing ability, or even if you just analyse their park skiing, and im sorry to say it again, but u cant ski mate, and u are a big part of whats wrong with this ski industry. innovation is never going to occur from people who cant actually ski, because these park skiiers like yourself who cant actually ski to save their life, are so limited with technicality. park skiing is still skiing, and as long as this is the case, we can only take the sport so far if we're going to be park skiiers who cant ski. learn to ski before you hit the park, its better for the sport!
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you cant really judge someones skiing ability from one cliff drop...and there is no way you can kill it like kohl does in the park and not be good all around the mountain. i know what you are saying about it being really dumb that people who own the park cant ski the mountain, but i dont think kohl is a good example of someone like that. be careful what you say.
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you are whats wrong with this sport
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wow ur a dumbass schoening is really good
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"these park skiiers like yourself who cant actually ski to save their life, are so limited with technicality"
this reminds me of the tanner vs. bode miller thing, put tanner in a race course and he would get down, he wouldnt be the fastest but he would still make it down, put bode miller in a halfpipe or slopestyle course, the guy would literally die.
however people ski is there own decision, and people shouldnt be criticized for the type of skiing the do, except racers cuz theyre just weird
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so ur saying hes to erect in the park? now ur just bashing his style.
lets see some vids outta you showing how you "ski properly" before u start talkin shit outta ur mouth. kohl happens to pwn you
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I believe that you are whats wrong with skiing today (person who made this thread). The skill of this kid has no effect on skiing, and to say that he epitomizes everything wrong with the sport is just silly. There are millions of people in the world who can't ski for shit, and that's perfectly fine, because most of them are having fun anyway. That's what skiing is about, having fun, not who is better than who, or who is good and who sucks. I know that you were jsut stating your opinion or whatever, but honestly dude, grow the fuck up, stop judging people, and have fun. This isn't middle school.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shoenig could kick your ass at skiing. I want to see you ski.
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why do you care, hes doing his own thing......... hater
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this is easily the most disrespectful and ridiculously ludacris thing ive ever seen on this site. Calling someone out directly in the most heavily visited forum about how you think their not good at skiing. ride around someone like him and forget the footage before you start saying shit. and never call someone out like this again. asshole.
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whoever created this is a tool... as a newb you simply shouldnt make a comment like this... actually noone should make a comment like this ever... please think before you post next time... what were you even trying to prove by postin that?
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ahaha...the hypocrisy of this thread. look at all the hate directed at me. and i never disagreed with the fact that he is a decent park skiier, and i of all people am the biggest advocate of unique style and individuality. all i wanted to do here is make a point about how skiing is being affected by park skiiers who can only ski park, and i used this guy as an example. i never intended to make him out as the whole problem so sorry for that.
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so because he made a promo video specifically for getting on a company through his jibbing skills, oviously hes not gonna show all his shit, or have any interest in filming a whole bunch of powder shots, im sure he would rather rip pow and not film pow because where he lives its not a eevry day occurance.
Your ignorance makes you a dumbfuck
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get the hell of this site pleazeee
He has one of my favorite styles fyi!
Not many people can do a backside switch up without moving a bit of there body THATS INNOVATIVE BUDDDY!!
i hate haters like you stop telling us what isnt innovating our sport adn tell us what could eyy? negitive nancy!
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at the end of the day, you will never get respect on this site.
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STFU u noob. id like to see u 450 to rail. he has sick style. not everyone can be amazing at park and big mountain
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just go shot yourself schoening is nasty and has a sweet style ur just saying all this dumb shit because you cant ski
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FUCK THIS THREAD SCHOENING IS THE SHIT
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first of all your a fucking retard. second of all, kohl could prolly kick you ass in any aspect of skiing. who are you to make a thread criticizing someone you dont even know or you havnt even skied with. i chose not to but any 'big mountain' in his promo because frankly.. its boring to watch someone just skiing pow. if you didnt notice, there are multiple shots of kohl hitting bc booters and cliffs, and just because he didnt land one cliff drop doesnt mean you need to say hes shitty at skiing you fucktard. your the one thats shitty at skiing in this situation because you have nothing to back your shit up. lets see you put together a promo as good as that.
all im saying is, dont fucking rant about how there is "no backcountry or pow skiing", let alone say he sucks at skiing. you are a fucking homo for saying that. kids like you are the ones that are ruining the sport complaining about how people that ski park "suck at skiing". obviously if you look at the way kohl skis, you can tell hes a pretty fucking good skiier. and kohl lives in washington and has a choice of many mountains he could go and shred pow. dont call someone out like this if you dont even know him. kohl is a damn good skiier, and stupid people liek you have to make a thread about his promo that i happened to make for him and criticize his abilities. your an idiot for doing that man.
thats my rant.
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i bet this kid skis park and cant ski anywhere else on the mountain too.
nah jk e dubs, and that was a sick edit that you made of him. really good skiing kohl and the thread starter is a fucking retard
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shit
I made a thread just like this (park vs. big mountain) and a huge war between the big mountain skiers and park rats began.
DON'T DO IT!!!!
I can see it coming.
Mods, delete this thread before it gets out of hand.
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y make this thread, does it make u feel complete or something? wut good comes out of bashing on another kid whose proly 10 times better then u, and dont say u didnt mean to bash because u did, now gow away or i shall taunt u a second time.
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First off...
BC booters ARE NOT BC. Cliffs are BC.
Powder is BC. It's not boring to watch someone ski powder if it's done right or the person skis it well.
Stop talking about what you don't know about.
I'll put my promo up next season.
Put yours up and we'll compare.
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hahaha is that some kind of threat "NEXT SEASON MY PROMO WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS! HA" ... hahaah i love kids like you.
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Thanks man I love people like you too
And it's a diss, not a threat.
Get it right, geez.
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yea yo dont be messin wit dis thug got thizz face i mean i dont know him or anything but i will soon enough
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im not saying its boring, i was trying to prove my point.
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woah woah...wait a sec
"frankly.. its boring to watch someone just skiing pow."
-you
there you go.
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I wouldn't have said that "mate" he's a sick skier and could probly outski you anyday. The kid skis at baker, you knows he's going to be awesome. Post a vid of yourself please...
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OK...
is it my fault I am speaking the truth?
well the insult wasn't needed I guess
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cant a person have personal preferance??? I think its boring to watch. im not saying it like everyone else does. obviously when a person does it good it can get interesting but i swear your trying to make me look liek the bad guy when the kid who made this thread is is such a d bag. and your such a hypocrit. your the one who started the park vs. big mountain thread so chill out man
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whoah
BAKER RULES
Seriously though, if you ski baker you should be able to ski most things across the US.
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my bad to schoening
but to the kid who started the thread and everyone in here please don't talk shit about park or BC
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you remind me of someone... and in honor, i dub you "royale.com"... and dont go inadvertantly raping anyone
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I completely agree with you man. Though his style is smooth, you can tell how sketchy he is coming into a takeoff and landing. I'm amazed after I saw him 270 on to the box. This kid could barely get the trick because he couldn't stay centered on his skis and had to huck the 270. I can't believe he can ski switch like that. I'm not bashing his style. I love this kids style and he's much better than me in park, but damn, you can't even carve there's not much room to improve.
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im not even going to respond, im not sayin i disagree with you, but it already looks like you kicked a bee hive.
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haha i cant believe this is a thread. your kidding. it sounds like your judging it all of his promo video. ill tell you right now your very wrong if you are saying he cant ski outside park.
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"learn to ski before you hit the park"
kohls been skiing since he was so young and raced and stuff for a lot of it.
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some people are abotu to get gang beat
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you guys are retarded
just because thers no backcuntree shit in someones promotional video means nothingg
we didnt film much this year, especially not in the backcountry so to say he cant skee shit is fukn rediculous
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gorrilla it out, too erect ahahaha
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A. you are a dick.
B. post your vid so we can make fun of you.
C. go find something to do other than criticize someones hard work.
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yes i love this! sooo i didn't land 1 cliff, your right. it was a good size cliff with a flat ass landing.
I would also like to point out that I ski raced from 3rd to 8th grade, i know how to fucking carve a turn.
to erect, yes your right because thats my style. i've already done that whole "gorrilla shit" but i'de rather be different and develop my own style then pop in a ski movie and try and copy ever single thing a pro skier does.
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