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best way to cure a hangover?
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don't say water and advil or anything like that!
is there a quicker, more efficient way to kill a hangover?
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mattster333-whats a safety grab somebody explain to me plz
MSRC_Freestylist-safety is ur right hand grabbing the outside of your right ski
k2skeepimp-nooo,hes wrong, safety grab is when you give yourself a big hug so u feel safe
mattster333-u sure?
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my boss has me mix a spoonful of baking soda in a cup of water and he slams it. he claims it 'takes the bite off, Wizard.'
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drink lots of water right after (before you go to bed), especially after beer...that shit dehydrates the fuck out of you, which is why you feel like shit in the morning...so you might have to piss once or twice in the night (which sucks if you are still drunk) but its worth it.
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Bananas!!! (no jokes) the pottasium helps a lot.
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yeah jus drink a lil more when you get up...sorta helps
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hey how about you dont drink
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that's the worst idea i've ever heard! when beer is $1 a bottle and shooters are $1 and pitchers are $5, you just can't help it! especially when your boyz keep puttin beer in your hands!
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yeah jus drink a lil more when you get up...sorta helps
' its a bit chilly in here can i have another straight jacket?'
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Bloody Mary, the best thing ever
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What alpentalik said, but Gatorade works better. You have to be coherent enough to remember to drink it tho, so it only works for minor cases.
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dan, your boss calls you wizard?
that's awsome. i'm going to start calling people wizard, and referring to myself in 3rd person as wizard.
don't drink, that's a cure.
lol, nevermind. who am i kidding.?
Brody
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yeah, rekker is correct, gatorade has electrolytes in it, which hydrates you more quickly
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
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i know you said not to say water, but it works. a hangover is the absence of water in your body.
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get laid, but in the morning, come on. Milk, will do it, and contrary to popular belief, do not drink coffee. Its a diuretic, and so is alcohol(makes u wanna piss), and the whole hangover is about dehydration
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water works the best i find,thats what i always,glass after glass after glass
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just drink lots of water....never let your parents give you eggs the next morning!!!!!!
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petek know the secret code. after lots of water before sleep, drink milk in the morning. Milk is the magic cure. and no, in most cases it will not make you vomit.
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i tried milk once
it was a bad idea
water is the best
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just have a morning beer, that always helps
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water and c-vitamins
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sleep and water..
i have a bad habit of sleeping all day when im hungover cause I hate the feeling of being hungover so I just sleep it off...
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4 redbulls, cures it.
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yes, lets fight fire with gasoline
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get up early and take some advil and drink a shitload of water. by the time you wake up again it'll be gone.
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yeah, DJ, he is the best boss ever. He lets me do whatever i want. He's awesome, he says that after i goto and finish college with a business degree he will leave me the golf course.
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best way to just avoid it all is drink water before you go to sleep and then just sleep in nice and late then I wake up feeling pretty good
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Definatly a beer or two helps in the morning, you can get a decent buzz if you had a good enough night before. Smoking a bowl is realllllly nice when hungover. Gatorade is good. Driving home with all the windows open is good, especially when it is about 0.
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just get anti hangover pills from your local drugstore if they have them,they work pretty good
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> Hangover rating system
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>One Star Hangover (*)
> No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
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>Two Star Hangover (**)
>No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
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>Three Star Hangover (***)
>Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
>Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
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>Four Star Hangover (****)
> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that
>can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.)
>Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
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>Five Star Hangover, (*****)
>You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners
>of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
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> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :
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>Indubitably
>Innovative
>Preliminary
>Proliferation
>Cinnamon
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>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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>Specificity
>British Constitution
>Passive-aggressive disorder
>Loquacious Transubstantiate
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>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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>Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
>Nope, no more booze for me
>Sorry, but you're not really my type
>Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
>Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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im always in a loving when im drunk,no madness or sadness comes from me,only love hahahaha
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C-VITAMINS DAMNIT
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oh yeah poison.
or elephant cum works
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i've started calling people wizard now.
it's not that funny, but i refuse to give up till my entire fucking state of gay ass fucking ohio is saying that shit.
Brody
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petek and skier chick make me laugh
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thats cute
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