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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
Ok people, here is the deal. I'm watching tv in my dorm room last night, and i hear this trickling by my door. I go open it and a so called 'friend' of mine had pissed all over my door. I chased him down, threw him on the ground and kicked him a couple times. We got into a huge argument, and his girlfriend ended up cleaning the mess. He would give me any reasoning why he would do this, and was mad at me for hurting him. So now i am really pissed. Give me some ideas for revenge, be brutal, anything goes. Thanks.

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Mar 21 2003 1:53PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
put a pipe bome under his pillow and set it to blow when he lays his head on it.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Mar 21 2003 1:55PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
freeze shaving cream and then put the blocks in his car and when it gets warm it will greatly expand.

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
Mar 21 2003 2:32PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
piss in his shampoo





the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 21 2003 2:57PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
do the same thing, but with bloody diarrhea


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Mar 21 2003 3:31PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
oh god that's the worst thing i've ever heard. instead put nair in the shampoo so he becomes bald

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
Mar 21 2003 3:31PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
sweet revenge or bitter revenge?
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Mar 21 2003 4:22PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
buck....well first off you are a loser for beating on him when he was pulling a prank. the idea behind a prank is that you prank each other. there is always some weirdo kid that ruins pranks by getting violent. i would have laughed if he pissed on my door, but i wouldnt have beat him cause thats what kids in 6th grade do. i would have wiped shit on his door knob and then let things go on from there.
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Mar 21 2003 4:29PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
stick a piece of dog shit under his car door handle


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Mar 21 2003 4:32PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
shit in his pillow case..... its easy revenge
'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'
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Mar 21 2003 4:33PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
shit in like seran wrap or something adn stick it in his fridg


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Mar 22 2003 2:13AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
jerk off or have messy/sloppy sex on his bead





the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 22 2003 2:18AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
empty his shampoo then you and your friends take turns beating off into it. his hair will not go down for a day, and he'll also be extremly humiliated and grossed out when he finds out that his shampoo is baby batter
Seize the carp
Mar 22 2003 2:18AM
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skiinjected
Posts: 631 - Karma: 11
just warm up a hot dog and rub some warm mayo on the end, go rub that on his face for a good laugh and get it on camera



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Mar 22 2003 2:30AM
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