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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
i was just thinkin, with all the hostility in the world, what would be the worst way to die, be serious or comedic, i dont give a fuck





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Mar 20 2003 10:45PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
that is easy getting curbed that is the worst by far. for those of you who don;t know it is when some one puts a gun to your head and tells you to put your moith on a curb then he kicks you in the back of the head and your jaw gets ripped off and you bleed to death. its the worst
Mar 20 2003 10:52PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
u burp and ure head explodes











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 20 2003 10:54PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
stick a SHARRP sword in a burning hot fire until the sword turns red. shove sword up ass and keep pushing sword up Higher VERY SLOWLY. The pain would be unbearable and the sword would eventually and slowly burn your inside intestines and internal organs. ouch..


hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 20 2003 11:02PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i think drowning would suck almost as much as burning to death


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

'and if you lived in Germany during WWII you would probably be a guard at Auschwitz reveling in the death of innocents. '

Actually, I'd be operating the gas chambers...
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Mar 20 2003 11:04PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i would rather drown then freeze to death











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 20 2003 11:07PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
being eaten alive
or being buried alive
or getting hung by your balls off the CN tower. so when your sack rips off you fall to a 'splattery' death
Mar 20 2003 11:08PM
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skigirl123
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
suffocating or drowning or burning
Mar 20 2003 11:09PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
diying by a skicness or diyin and all 1 part of ur body is open but it takes a long time to die... but sickness I think is the worst way to die... by torture too if u don't know anithing that the ppl who torture u want.
PAG
Mar 20 2003 11:10PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
being bin laden, and the us finding him, that would be a terrible way to die.











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 20 2003 11:11PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
actually happened

some guy had really fucking bad gas in a room that was not well ventilated

he actually killed himself by breathing in too much methane

i shit you not
it so happened


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 20 2003 11:12PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
dying by being surrounded by stupidity.

-Andy

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Mar 20 2003 11:14PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
lol
PAG
Mar 20 2003 11:14PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
is andyrightcoast talking to us?


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

'and if you lived in Germany during WWII you would probably be a guard at Auschwitz reveling in the death of innocents. '

Actually, I'd be operating the gas chambers...
Andyrightcoast
Mar 20 2003 11:16PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
its curbing
Mar 20 2003 11:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah, i think andy has some sorta bug up his ass today











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 20 2003 11:22PM
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switchmonkey
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
having your balls slathered with honey and then being hogtied naked on top of those crazy african red ant hills that are like eight feet tall on a hot summer day.
never moon a werewolf. never!
Mar 20 2003 11:24PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
of course I have a bug up my ass today ,I've had to listen to dozens of ignorant fuckheads in my school state their unfounded idiotic opinions on the Iraqi conflict. Take the ignorance you find on NS and multiply it by 10 times. Its THAT bad.
-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Mar 20 2003 11:27PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
here

this is a test...

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Mar 20 2003 11:50PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
being locked in a basement and being psycologically tortured and eventually die of malnurishment
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 21 2003 12:43AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
bleeding to death because you're skinless in a big SALT storm.

Sliding down a tilted coridor of razorblades.

*TAK's New Sig*

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Mar 21 2003 1:52AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
1000 paper cuts would hurt soo much. that flaming sword thing would probably make you pass out before you died. I've never heard of anyone dying from being curbed, but that would suck too. freezing to death is actually quite speaking (comparativly) your body just slows down till it can no longer function.
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
Mar 21 2003 1:59AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
yeah i hear ya andy...at least you dont go to a private 100% liberal college like i do. i think i am going to go insane. fuck.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 21 2003 2:05AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
feet first into a deli slicer must suck
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 21 2003 2:50AM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
dying during a non skiing activity including the ant thing and the curb thing depicted in american history x
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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.
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Mar 21 2003 2:55AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
haha, fucking fighter pilot.

*TAK's New Sig*

copyright 2003 TAK Industries
Mar 21 2003 2:57AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
SPONTAEOUS COMBUSTION all the way


Gotta Love The Midwest
Mar 21 2003 1:47PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
having your balls stapled to the floor of a burning house then given a rusty saw to determine your fate.



-ryan kavana
Mar 21 2003 1:50PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
medevil sytle impailing. they shove a rod up your ass, all the way up puncturing all your organs, till your mouth, and your named at the time... prety brutal.
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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

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Mar 21 2003 5:34PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
dying in a trajic one peice zipper accident while wearing snowblades would truely suck
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
Mar 21 2003 5:57PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
man, if someone pointed a gun to my head and was gonna curb me, i think id just say shoot me. that would suck like a motherfucker. i think dying of a flesh eating disease would suck, oh, and there was this lady that fell off one of those grain harvester things, her hair got caught in some pullies or somethin, and slowly drug her in. her sister, (who was on the machinery as well) couldnt hear her. it slowly ripped her entire scalp off, and then sucked her in. Ouch. uh, that midevil (sp) torture where they strech out on a rack, the one with the rings. they have a spike on um, and they slowly turn the thing and it drives through your thumb, wouldnt kill yah, but would hurt like a bitch. oh, howbout the iron maiden? tons of fuckin scary ass ways to die






Lets go skiing
Mar 21 2003 6:02PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
funniest would be getting hit by a tranny while taking a shit in a port-a-potty. and worst would be either suffacating/drowning, curb stomped, burning to death, or the flesh eating disease.


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Mar 21 2003 7:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the funniest would be to hear about someone giving head,choking and dying with the dong still slammed down there throat,imagine the braggin you could do to your friends and the worst would probably be dying like the lady in the house in final destination
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 21 2003 7:32PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
having ur balls stapled to the floor in a burning house would suck but unless u are retarted u wouldnt die, u could get ur sack fixed
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 21 2003 8:41PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
if your balls were stapled to the floor of a burning house you would just have to tear a little skin, but the boys would be okay and you would be able to get out. it would hurt, but you would get out alive.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 21 2003 8:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well yeah,steve-o stapled his balls to the side of his leg and alls it did was leave two little holes and it drew a little blood
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 21 2003 9:10PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Being drawn and quartered, that's where they attach ropes to each of your arms and legs, and tie the rope to horses, and then they slowly walk in opposite directions, so your body is slowly torn apart into 4 big pieces.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Mar 22 2003 12:13AM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
the worst way to die would be to be raped and then torchered like they did with families in WWII in Germnay. They'd basically have you and loved ones in these glass rooms where you could all see eachother...and they'd give you electric shocks until you coudln't stand it anymore and then you give it to your other family members by pressing this button. except they trick you and you keep getting shocks...then if they picked out your organs one by one.
wow I'm totally disgusting myself. this is such a bad idea for a forum. 'let's all brainstorm the most disgusting, torcherous ways to die!' wupdido. what has the world come to? soon there will be some video game where you can choose these disgusting fates.
really, any death sucks.
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Mar 22 2003 1:54AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
getting all your ski torn off and then being put in almost boiling water


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Mar 22 2003 2:05AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
getting all your skin torn off and then being put in almost boiling water


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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
Mar 22 2003 2:05AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
refer to: '50 ways to kill a cat' thread and apply them to yourself.



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 22 2003 2:06AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
drowning isnt bad, its actually peacefull. same with dying in an avalanch, i would love to die because of the cold, that would be nice too.
Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously
A2Planker: haha
Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
Mar 22 2003 2:44AM
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powskier
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
if theres one thing i want to do before i die its die in an avalanche
Mar 22 2003 3:50AM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
watching everyone in the world die then dieing yourself of old age.

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
Mar 23 2003 3:32AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
that wouldnt be so bad. sounds like greenmile or untouchable.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 23 2003 3:34AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
hold your head up high and blow your brains out
AMA-RIP
Mar 23 2003 4:06AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
The weirdest thing is my old math teachers husband wanted to die playing golf. Guess how he died? He had a heart attack two years ago on a golf course, and the medics prononced him a dead at the scene.
Mar 23 2003 11:44AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i dont care but RIGHT NOW! my dad just found out my skis were stolen
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Viva la resistance!

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Mar 23 2003 2:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
thats almost as bad as dying. I would say the worst way to die would be to slowly have your head crushed. Very slowly. Until your brains just squirt out.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 23 2003 3:09PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
i just read that worms story...but the worst death is gettinga glass rod in your dick then having naked woman dance in front of you so thje rod breaks when you get hard then bleeding to death
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 23 2003 3:33PM
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19
ahhhhhhh thats real bad, that would suck a lot
Mar 23 2003 4:26PM
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