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All the New Types of Grinds
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What's up with all of the one-footed grinds and stuff like that? I'm sure it's hard but i think for the most part a straight grind looks way cooler. If you're going to learn something hard i'd rather see a video of someone going switch to an unnatural grind than a 50-50 or a one footed grind.
does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
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switch-ups (sex changes) are pretty sweet, i hear that pollard can do nose press grinds now
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yeah. i like nose presses and i've seen pics of them. also sex changes/switch ups whatever they're called are real cool.
does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
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i think that you're going to see much more tech grinds done on skis in the coming years. it's going to develop towards the way snowboarding and skateboarding slides/grinds. we'll see nose and tail slides and presses, blunt and noseblunt slides and all sorts of other weird shit. it's already happening.
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somebodys got a do a darkside on skis.
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i think it would be dope to see a switch 50 50, it would be mind boggling
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how the fuck could you do a blunt slide?? not possbile on skis man.
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i nose pressed a rainbow rail at mount snow... by accident. i was doing a 180 off the jump for the rainbow, but i was waaaay too close to the rail. i ended up spinning 90. nose pressing like 1/2 the rail and landing switch. some snowboarder was in awe, so i played it off like i did it on purpose. it was pretty sick.
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hmm doesent like julien regnier do a tail press in happy dayz by mistake or maybe it wasent a mistake?
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the variety of grinds possible on skis are much smaller than on a snowboard. Fact. Sorry guys, but it's true
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i dont know if you guys have seen the superpark video, but iannick b. totally kills all the rails there. he makes the one foot grind look so stylie, he does it on the last down section of a down to flat to down, its so sick.
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Can someone discribe nose pressing a grind, and a sex change grind?
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i think we'll definately see a lot of fastslides since those arent too hard...
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you can't grind on skis, you are all a bunch of dumb bitches who have nothing better to do then dream up things in your fanatsy world.
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i was watching tanner ski the other day and he went up to a rail and jumped up, grabbed one pole with both hands on each end , got inverted in a handstand position and grinded the rail on his pole in a handstand, it was cool..then i woke up
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ive done switch 50-50s b4 their really easy! way easier then ud think... ive got it on tape somewhere if i find it ill throw it on
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Switch 50-50, now there's something i'd like to see! And whoever that was that said you can't grind on skis, stop skiing down your street or at your school and go to a real mountain.
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I also did s switch 50/50 on our small 10 feet rail, a lot easier than it sounds, try it out, all I did is start it 90 than rapidly transferred to switch 45 then 50/50 then exited fakie.
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how about 50/50 to nutting to faceplant. I 've done that by accident, damn 270's on
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yeah i agree bigskia i would much rather see the sport go nowhere than see anyone try to progress it
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WTF r u talking about? progression is what it's about, busting out new and cooler tricks? sure, you'll get stupid shit on the way, but the end result is a solid-beautiful arsenal or tricks you didn't have the year before. what the hell is this about no progressoin???
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crystaline, you go to time out now. you can come back when you understand sarcasm.
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JibbaJibba, you must know very little to assume that by me saying that one-footed grinds don't look cool that i don't want progression. To me progression is stuff like switch 270's and unnatural grinds. That's great if you think they're cool but i don't. I'm not doubting they're hard but i would rather see the kid spend as much time trying an unnatural double kink as learning a one footed grind. Why the fuck would i be here if i didn't want to see the sport progress?
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I don't like much 50-50 but I never saw a nose press It shoudl look sick
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yeah, 50-50 looks gay. it might be hard, i don't know i never tried it. but, one-foot slides facing sideways could look cool. you could like kinda cross your skis while you slide too, by putting one foot on top of the other. i don't know, that might look stupid, but i've never seen it done before.
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nosepresses look sweet in magazines but look like shit in movies
me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
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They arent really noce presses or tail presses tho. Like you dont lean over your skis and PRESS on the rail, u just kinda air over the rail and slide it.
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yeah in Happy Dayz, it looks like Julien Regnier does a tail press on this urban rail thing, i don't know if he meant to do it on purpose but he made it all the way and it was pretty cool.
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i think it looked like he meant too. when you watch it it appears he's jumping farther forward and looking at the far edge
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that was a bluntslide and i'm pretty sure it was deliberate. i heard some crazy stuff about fujas doing some gnarly nose slides and etc. i look forward to seeing footage.
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noseslides and tailslides are where its at, i agree with the one footed slides looking wak
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ok, ive been doin nosepresses like half this year. you can do them and slide a rail. it really helps to have a special set of skis (or if you dont care you your reg ones) detune the middle and front edges (the edge that will be going forward). Because of the pressure involved in the press, its easy to catch an edge. i have a couple on my friends camra. i gotta talk to him, he'll put um up. it really looks stylie. tail presses are alot harder to do and make um look good. and for blunts, i was just thinkin about that yesterday. you would air over the box (or rail), and while in the air, turn 90, and press the tails or nose down, at the end, you 90 out in the same direction as before. smooth as shit.
oh, and for anyone who doesn't understand a nosepress, the REAL version is where you hit the rail reg, and as soon as your on, you slide your skis way out to the side, while keeping your weight over the rail. pretty hard, but when you get um, dey sweet.
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not that i am saying i don't beilve you guys, but get some videos to back the shit up your saying
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check out iannick in the new 2track teaser...switch 270 on, backside sex change, to 270 out...tick tack toe...
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we had a sweet little rail seesion the last day. the rails were shitty, but we got some real sweet shots. would like to put um up.
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i think that people should do whatever they fuck the want on rails.
sex changes are def. the sickest. smooth sex changes. doesn't get any better than that.
theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
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rail is all about expression now railslide is the same
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It seems since the first rail was hit o skis, that thats where our progression began. Yeah, we started spinning and flipping, but that stuff was in the forseen future of jumping. Who wouldve thought that this year we woulld be talking about one foot slides and switch 270, 450 suff?
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a footed slides are the shit if you can grab the ski not touchin the rail
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i would be sick to see ppl do more inline grinds on skis like on skiboards, fast slides, back slides, kind grinds all that stuff.
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wiat, u cant do kind grinds on skis....
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no one said u could but urself dumass
me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
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When i started this i wasn't talking about progression. I just think that some of the ways people are progressing look wack. I still want the sport to progress, but I would rather see it progress with harder rails, more spins on and off, and unnatural grinds and spins off.
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Thats true any one that is trying to tell peolpe that doing harder grinds isnt cool is a fag. i mean if you think 50-50s arnt cool then dont do then. the sport needs to im prove in the rail departmint and 50-50 noise/tail presses are the way to go. its all about bringing rollerblading to skiing.
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i would think nosePRESS should be going straight onto box and doin nosemanual type thing... i mean you can 'tailPRESS' i guess and go onto box and just straight on slap tails down and noses up... would you not call it noseSLIDE and tailSLIDE or BLUNTSLIDES when your goin sideways?
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i agree wilson, but i'd like to see the new grinds if anyone does them to be named like the rollerblading ones instead of snowboarding and skateboarding grinds.
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nose press grinds are sweat
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fpman did a 540 to switch 50-50 disaster on the down kink at our local hill..albeit accidental cuz he was goin for the 450 disaster
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