i got a couple....here are some off the top of my head.
1) The Dirty Sanchez -- When you're going at it
doggy-style and just as
you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poopshoot and
reach around to her upper lip, where you proceed to paint on 'The Dirty
Sanchez.'
2) The Wet Burrito -- Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only
performed with your own ball sweat.
3) The Code of Silence -- Anytime you fuck a girl that's
so dirty or uglythat you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll
kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.
4) The Coyote -- When you wake up the morning after sex
with an absolute beast to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather
than have to talk to her or, god forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own
arm off and leave it there.
5) The Purple Mushroom -- When your receiving a little oral pleasure from
a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth
and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple
mushroom.
6) The Divot -- A must for golfers! When you've got your
hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it
as you can, scream 'Fore!' and rip every last pube out of her.
7) The Bronco -- When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the
moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as tightly as you can,
scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to
buck you off.
8) The Rodeo -- A variation of the Bronco where a bunch of your closest
friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual
encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video
camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
9) The Pearl Necklace -- When you are enjoying a fine
blowjob or titty-fucking session and you happen to leave a line of
droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck.
10) The New York Style Taco -- Any time that you are so
drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.
11) The Stinky Pinky -- When you're going at it from the
back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach
around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head
back.
12) The Gobstopper -- When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're
about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with
her thumb.
13) The Stranger -- When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your
hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it.
14) The Donkey Punch -- When you're attacking a girl from the back and at
the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a
mighty 'Hee Haw!' and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to
fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a
tightening of the asshole.
15) The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl)
When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched
over her face on
all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest.
16) The Chili Dog -- A variation of above where you proceed to titty-fuck
her afterwards.
17) The Shocker -- When you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a
surprise so you insert a digit or two into her asshole.
18) The Beetle Clip -- You insert your thumb into the snatch and
forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each
other.
19) The Six Pack -- When performing the above and you
attempt to carry the girl around (similar to the way you would a six pack).
20) The Golden Shower (aka Watersports) -- Any shape or form of urinating
on or in a girl.
21) The Bismarck -- When you've got your dick buried to the hilt in some
girl's throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt her, and smear
the blood and come together.
22) Tossing Salad (aka Rim Job) -- A common prison practice that could
also be termed 'eating asshole.'
23) The Cave -- When you blow your load into a girl's mouth and proceed to
kick her teeth in, making her mouth look like a cave.
24) The Bullwinkle -- When you're entering your partner from the rear and
you reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you can, put your hands
up to the sides of your head like antlers, and wiggle your fingers and
stick out your tongue while emitting a high pitched turkey gobble.
25) Felching -- A homosexual activity in which one fag fucks another and
proceeds to suck his own splooge out of his partner's asshole with a straw.
This one's not even popular in prison.
26) The Dog in the Bathtub -- The name given to attempting to drop your
nuts into a girl's asshole. Aptly named as it's about the only thing
harder than getting a dog into a bathtub.
27) The Dolphin -- When you're giving it to a girl from behind and you
pull out to stuff it in her butt when she turns her head around and
whimpers, 'Uh Uh, Uh Uh,' sounding exactly like a
dolphin.
28) The V-Plow -- When you're muff diving and in order to look up at the
girl you drag your whole face through here snatch, nose
proudly leading the way, parting that nasty labia.
29) The Crimson Tide -- When you're going down on some girl and, to your
surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has just to
begun.
30) The Free Willy -- When you've worked up such a throbber that when some
girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her
eye out harpoon style.
31) The Mudslide -- After convincing some girl to give you a little ass
munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit
there and laugh as it runs down her face and body.
32) The Fortune Cookie -- After you're done banging some chick, you slip
the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer.
33) The Eiffel Tower -- When you and a friend decide to work a girl over
together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and
the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another
a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble the
Eiffel tower.
34) The Angry Dragon -- On the first round of the night, work up an
extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to
explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat
as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She
spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.
35) The Flying Camel -- A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back
and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your
arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a camel in distress.
Strictly a class move.
36) The Fishhook -- A variation of the shocker in which
you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her
anus.
37) The Ram -- Again, you're attacking from behind, when
you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force
of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration. Very
handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
38) The Fountain of You -- While sitting on her face and having her eat
your asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible
before releasing, and spew like a geyser all over her neck, tits, and
stomach (Better in her bed).
39) The Pink Glove -- This frequently happens during sex when a girl is
not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money,
the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. This is referred to as the pink
glove.
40) The Fish Eye -- Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison) whereupon she turns around in a one-eyed
winking motion to see what the hell is going on back there.
41) The Fur Ball -- You're chomping away at some trollop who has a mane
between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball
gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
42) Tea Bagging -- When she takes your whole scrotum into
her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water.
43) The Hummer -- While sucking on your rod, she emits a
low humming noise. The vibrations from her throat make it all too
easy to bring her concert to a quick end.
44) Snow Balling -- Occurs when some chick takes your load in her mouth
and has the audacity come up and kiss you while it's still in there.
45) The Camel Clutch -- When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it
to her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his
signature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straight back
with both hands.
46) The Rumpledforeskin -- When some girl makes you stop fucking her
because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name,
causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale).
47) The Skull Fuck -- The act of removing a person's eye (unless you
really luck out and find someone who's already lost one)
and fucking the gaping whole left in its place.
48) One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer -- Another one that requires a
partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one
in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach
her uterus and large intestine.
49) The Repunzel -- When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging
will get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to
resort to simply pulling her head down there by the hair.
50) The Boston Cooler -- Any form of oral stimulation in which you
cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your
partner.
*and* ...
51) The Triple Crown -- Any three of the above events performed upon the
same person.
52) The Hat Trick -- Any three of the above events performed over the
course of a single evening.
53) The Technical Knockout (TKO) -- Any three of the above events
performed upon the same person over the course of a single evening.
54) The Clean Sweep -- Any four of the above events performed upon the
same person.
55) The Grand Slam -- Any four of the above events performed over the
course of a single evening.
56) The Rape and Pillage -- Any four of the above events performed upon
the same person over the course of a single evening.
57) THE DIRTY FRANCENE - all of the above events performed on any 2
members of the Creasy family.
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