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R.I.P. Mercedies

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steezeninja
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Yesterday I was driving my friends home from a party we had the previous night. When we reached this intersection, my Mercedies broke down. My friends had to get out and when the light turned green, they had to push me through the intersection. It was a pretty funny sight. We costed down a hill to the nearest gas station. I thought I might have ran out of gas or I was out of oil. But I had a little less then a quarter tank of gas and some oil, so that wasnt the C.O.D.(Cause Of Death). My dad had to come and rescue us. My dad got a tow truck and towed it to my house, where it now sits for the rest of its dead life. Turns out that some rod thing broke. Broken rod was the C.O.D. I am now nothing without that car. R.I.P. Mercedies, R.I.P.
Jun 13 2006 12:52PM
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montageskier
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Was it a cheap car or did you pay a lot of money?
Jun 13 2006 12:59PM
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d-loc
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so get a new rod u momo
Jun 13 2006 1:02PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
mhhhhmmmmmmmmm
Jun 13 2006 1:04PM
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MissMontana
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my mercedes was sold last year. i went shopping and took my moms car, when i got home my car was gone. my dad had a large stack of $20s, indicating we sold it to a dealer. later that night, a friend came up to me and together we figured out that my parents had sold my car to an acquantiance of mine, who promptly got a Posession ticket and totaled it.
i miss my benz! even my new car doesnt replace it...
Jun 13 2006 1:26PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Wow, you owned the car and can't even spell it correctly, you must have realllllly loved it.
Jun 13 2006 1:38PM
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RKF
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hahaha damn it. thats what i wanted to say.
Jun 13 2006 1:52PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
was it a piston rod cause thats liek a new engine.. and a pushrod i don't think could break through cause their tiney... but that sucks dude, my step brother had that happen to his snowmobile had to buy a new engine just ended up selling it instead of re building it
Jun 13 2006 4:00PM
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CooksCorner
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I'm not sure what the name is but my friends BMW did the same thing. The part isnt to expensive but you have to rip the entire engine apart to get to it. That equates to mad bills in service fees...its generally not worth fixing em.
Jun 13 2006 8:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
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my sisters car threw a rod, and if you're talking the same thing; you can't fix it easily, because the puston rod went THROUGH the engine.
Jun 13 2006 8:21PM
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kabozo101
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rip the fucking engine out and fix it
Jun 13 2006 8:25PM
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Leckett
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i thought the rod solves all your problems. IN ROD WE TRUST!!!

simpsons for those who havent seen it
Jun 13 2006 8:25PM
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fouldsys
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r u dumb C.O.D. is cash on delivery
Jun 13 2006 8:37PM
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sneather
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haha that was a pretty good episode .... wtf am i talking about they r all pretty good episodes
Jun 13 2006 8:39PM
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yeti
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lol are you fucking retarded? Its also cause of death.
Jun 13 2006 8:47PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
nope it's Coalition Of Dumbasses.... dumbass
Jun 13 2006 9:11PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
^^^^^^^^^haha, owned!!!
Jun 13 2006 10:42PM
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steezeninja
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 731
Yeah I think it was the Piston Rod because my dad was pissed for like 2 days. I dont think were going to fix it. Its dead. I want to get this ambulance for sale. That would be dope to drive.
Jun 17 2006 10:05PM
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tBatt
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^haha jsut fly through redlights and shit
Jun 17 2006 10:10PM
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steezeninja
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 731
Yeah. Im going to push my friends on stretchers out of the back of it and just leave them. ^^^^^
Jun 17 2006 10:27PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
RIP twas quite the pile of shit i have to say what wif the whole having to choke the engine out in order to turn it oof and such
Jul 15 2006 12:47AM
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steeze*nspice
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
yea the mercedies in the backseat of my megacab broke down after I was towing my ferarri equipted with dual seadoos and atv complete with snowmobile.

it was okay because it's always a steep downhill with sparsely spaced trees and there's never a shortage of untouched pow, so i just hopped on my prophets, put my other 7 skis in my backpack, and skied home.

I think I got my megacab and my ferarri equipted with dual seadoos and atv complete with snowmobile airlifted home, I can't remember because I got so crunk off of don perion with expensive hookers that I blacked out.

and I didn't get hungover either.
Jul 15 2006 12:50AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
woah dude you must be totally loadedd!!!!1!!1111!1!!1!!11!1omg you have so much stufss!!!1
Jul 15 2006 12:56AM
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Love_Wins.
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If you thought the problem might be that you have no oil, then you clearly don't take care of your car and don't deserve to have one at all. Spoiled bitches.
Jul 15 2006 5:47AM
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hendrik.
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that happened to our family merc...blew out a piston - felt like a fucking full body massage...car was vibrating like a fucking dildo...not that i would know how that feels...err..
Jul 15 2006 6:21AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
i think people need to know that cars down run on hopes and dreams. They need oil to run. That car probably had tons more life in it, but you guys dcon't keep up with the service. Ohh, and if you have low oil/old oil, it is just as bad as no oil at all.
Jul 15 2006 11:09AM
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BurgRider
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Yea man you suck you cant even spell mercedes right and you were driving one how does that work?
Jul 15 2006 11:14AM
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BurgRider
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And..If you are throwing rods and pistons out in a Mercedes or Bmw you must be doing something pretty wrong like driving with absolutely no oil because those engines are built like tanks.
Jul 15 2006 11:18AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
its MERCEDES not mercedies
Jul 15 2006 2:28PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
why the bump?
Jul 15 2006 3:14PM
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396222687862
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BAHHAHAHAH, new sig 4 me, hahaha
Jul 15 2006 4:07PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
oops.
Jul 15 2006 4:16PM
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StealthSteez
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It was obviously a piece of shit if hes scrapping his car after one part went on it.
Jul 15 2006 4:23PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
You mean a connecting rod? There is no such thing as a piston rod, as there is no rod on a piston. The connecting rod runs from the crank up to the piston, so I'm going to assume that's what you mean by "piston rod."
Jul 15 2006 4:34PM
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