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What makes a Big Mac?

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bigskia
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I think it's the bun between the patties. Others think it's the special sauce. Which one is it? And try to stay away from special sauce jokes...

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 11:25PM
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Ds91260
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special sauce
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Mar 17 2003 11:25PM
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skier_boy26
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i think its the marketing part of it
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I love El Niño
Mar 17 2003 11:26PM
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bigskia
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^that's a new angle i hadn't thought of...

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 11:26PM
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Caden
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its not even taht big... if they made their paties half the size of a regular burger id consider going and wasting my 2$ on it.



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Mar 17 2003 11:27PM
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Ds91260
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ok, what the fuck r u talking about nrthfcer, u cant be serious, why would kfc spend billions on making genetically engineered chickens when they could just get real ones for cheap
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Mar 17 2003 11:29PM
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bigskia
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because then they don't have to pluck the feathers or worry about as many bones.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 11:30PM
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Ds91260
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yea well ur retarted
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Mar 17 2003 11:31PM
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bigskia
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this isn't some load of crap Ds91260. this has been publicized before. but you know nrthfacer and i could be lying. i mean i do think i'm cooler by telling lies concerning fast food places over the internet

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 11:39PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea they had tht whole thing about how they couldn't call KFC kentucky fried chicken cuz it really wasn't REAL chickens and shit. i had no idea they fed them with a tube and they had no heads and shit. that's jsut weird, i want some pictures. or some articles
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Mar 18 2003 12:21AM
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bigskia
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yeah i wonder about the heads. but i do believe their featherless and the tube stuff.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 18 2003 12:26AM
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Super-man
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All i know for sure is that my goal in life is to never eat at either place - KFC or Burger King - again as long as i live.
I swear stomach related sickness wouldn't exist without fast food.
Superman (shh, don't tell anyone!)
Mar 18 2003 12:36AM
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jono
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whats makes a big mac you ask: two all beef patties, special sauce, lettace, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
mike- Shit, is that a cop?
Me- Nope
Mike- I swear its a cop, I can see her pants!
Adrian- You dumbass, most people wear pants
Mar 18 2003 12:43AM
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bigskia
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wrong thread ^^^^

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 18 2003 12:46AM
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bigskia
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^^^never mind i have the wrong thread

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 18 2003 12:47AM
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yeti
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^^^^funny

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'
dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'
FROSTMONKEY
Mar 18 2003 12:56AM
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Dspin900
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the fact that its 2 for 2
Mar 18 2003 2:09PM
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Maximumsushi
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I'm pretty sure the birds do have heads, but no beaks so they can't peck at themselves and others.
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Mar 18 2003 2:14PM
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seward
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did you know one big mac has the a fat intake that is recommended for 2 weeks of meals for a 13 year old kid?

that means 2 weeks of fat in one burger.

proud to say i have never had a bigmac, but fuck i must have 1 million of the bacon double cheese's in me



seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 18 2003 4:00PM
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stigler
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and there body looks like a the meat part of ur sabdwich i dont think they have bones either
Mar 18 2003 4:02PM
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stigler
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i mean sandwich
Mar 18 2003 4:03PM
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seward
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^ that was deep man

wanna clarify that for us non retards?


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 18 2003 4:13PM
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