Replying to best way to apply p-tex?

I got about a 6-inch stick of p-tex and was wondering what the best way to apply it to my bases?

and i swear to god if anybody makes fun of me i'll come and cheez whiz your house and your neighbor's house too!
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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.
-me