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Wat is the dumbest thing u have ever done in ur life

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mariob
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me i once ate seven marbles boy was it a hasle on the pot the next day hurt like hell on fire times ten
Jun 7 2006 6:03PM
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Kajex
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wen i was lil i liked to dive into the piles of clothes my mom took outta the washer, cuz they were all warm and soft... so one time my mom hung a wet towel over the radiator, and i figured " hey look ! laundry !" and dove into it at a full run... i still have the dents in my skull, one on each side of the middle, from the friggin vertical things
Jul 11 2006 12:24AM
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Albrecht.
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i have those costumes
and i think im gonna have to recreate that picture in the middle of the city of pittsburgh sometime soon
Jul 11 2006 12:30AM
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Albrecht.
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i dont understand how a wet towel on a radiator would ever look like a pile of clothes.....i guess thats why its your dumbest action
        it reminded me of something i did multiple times when i wass little.  we had a cutting board in our kitchen that pulled out from the counter top and once i grew to the point that it was at chest level i developed a habit of running through the kitchen w/o paying attention.
i would clothesline myself running full stride into that thing three times.
one concussion and three broken ribs.  fuck
Jul 11 2006 12:36AM
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appel_strudel
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made a myspace... i want to delete it... but getting comments is exciting... i know its lame but ya...
Jul 11 2006 12:52AM
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N.Skinner
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Parents went out of town, told them i was at a friends, went back to my house, stole my dads car, drove it all night, went 95 about everywhere, let my 2 friends drive it, one of them almost hit a mailbox, we were 14
Jul 11 2006 1:01AM
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danedegruyter
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looked at this thread...
Jul 11 2006 1:06AM
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mattster
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dont ask me why, but when i read the title i thought it said " what is the biggest dump you have ever done in ur life".
Jul 11 2006 1:07AM
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appel_strudel
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dude u should for sure make a thread about that haha
Jul 11 2006 1:10AM
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beezey
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jumped over a sprinkler, broke my arm in 6 places, didnt know fer a year, started ski racing(i dont do it anymore) and went to the docter and found out i had 3 cists 4 broken bones in my wrist and all my tendons and shit was disconected and had surgery now i have fatty scars on my wrist and i fucked it up again, so yup im anti sprinkler
Jul 11 2006 1:53AM
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Dan.
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this happened last night, i fell asleep at this girls house, wake up in the morning and go downstairs, and her dad is in the kitchen right by the stairs and he says, "good morning, omlette?"
most awkward moment i have ever experienced. not really stupid, but i thought i'd share
Jul 11 2006 2:00AM
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whattheshit
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you shoulda said, naw, fertilized.
Jul 16 2006 8:49PM
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SSteezle
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When I was younger I ate a whole box of vitamins and had to get rushed to the hospital.

Starting to play dumb games like runescape and counterstrike.

Then the last dumby thing I did was I had poison ivy on my hand but I went a whole week without wacking off, so i did it anyways. I ended up getting severe poison ivy on the shaft. Worst pain i've ever had in my life. Had to get a prescription to get rid of it and it took another 7 days. So i didn't have a good wacking for almost two weeks. pretty fucking dumb.
Jul 16 2006 9:42PM
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fillup
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made out with a ugly girl and the worse is we planned to meet up

urg i donno what i was thinking
Jul 16 2006 9:49PM
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Ktownchic
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hahaha i agree. i hate it, but its addicting. ive had it for 4 years now and i cant bring myself to deleteing it
Jul 16 2006 11:10PM
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n-o
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what does that tell you?
Jul 16 2006 11:27PM
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S-Titterington
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hey my friend did that to my brother and amazingly for some reason i brought my camera out and somehow got this outa no where.
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Jul 17 2006 12:13AM
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twix_182
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taht's what i thought it said the other day when i looked atit too. wierdmonkey
Jul 17 2006 12:15AM
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S-Titterington
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i dont think that worked
Jul 17 2006 12:17AM
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mittfree
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I did something very similar. Went to a club (it was minors night)and was introduced to this chick, couldnt really see her, cause it was dark, ended up grinding with her and making out and shit, we agree to meet up later in the week. When I got to where I was supposed to meet her, I noticed this really ugly chick, realized it was her, and got the fuck out.
However, dumbest thing I've ever done is tell an old girlfriend that I wouldnt mind getting married to her. Bitch won't leave me alone now.
Jul 17 2006 2:08AM
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LineAddiction9
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On my cousins wedding day I shot her in the back of the head with a paintball gun and shot her everywhere on her like $4,000 dress. She hated me for life after that. I couldn't go to the reception and her groom kicked my ass and bitched me out for about 5 hours straight!!
Jul 17 2006 3:18AM
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--Daniel--
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how do you force someone to watch gay porn? did you put a gun to his head or something?
Jul 17 2006 4:14AM
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shea.
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i got my friend liscence confiscated for a year 4 speeding
Jul 17 2006 5:25AM
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yelsel
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got wasted and ate dog food-the same night i also stuck a lit cig to my mouth...backwards.

tore up my coaches yard with my friends brand new car.

dated a shit head for 2 years

drove completed inebriated and got pulled over by a sheriff. luckily i babysat for him so he drove me back home.

went to softball practice tripping balls.


Jul 17 2006 2:08PM
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skiierman
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Don't worry, all girls do that at least once in their lives. I think it's like some kind of ritual or something.
Jul 21 2006 8:48PM
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Mat.
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took a shit on someones frontdoorstep.
Jul 21 2006 8:57PM
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Crock360
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how old are you now then? cuz the orange ones havn't been around all THAT long...
Jul 21 2006 9:22PM
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wdbo.
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i broke my collarbone 4 weeks ago and it was pretty much heald, so i decided it was cool to tramp a little, so then i rebroke it and fucked my neck up in pain for the last 3 days ya that was a good idea
Jul 21 2006 9:40PM
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ryan.c
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i played tag with rocks wen i was little...yeah i got hit just below my eye on like the little bone there, ended up with some vision shit for like a year

hmm what else, threw coke cans into the middle of a busy street at night n got caught by police, stood too close to some1 wen they had my hockey stick, i got hit just above my other eye



my dad on the other hand...holy shit here we go: stuck a garden fork in his toe, cut his wrist with a chainsaw, hacksawed the end of his thumb off, got shot across the room from some electric thing, walked, and yes i said walked thru a plate glass door, didnt think that was possible but apparently it is, he fell onto his dads huge fishtank wen he was little, like the corner of it n split his side open, and numerous other things that i cant think of right now
Jul 21 2006 9:42PM
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NomenClature
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when i was little i tried to headbut someone, but instead i kinda ran into the wall head first with all the force i could muster, put a sizable dent in the wall.
Jul 21 2006 10:54PM
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bueyan
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started smoking green
Jul 21 2006 11:57PM
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