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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
It sure is funny some of the conversations that appear on quick chat. I mean the people are long gone but their words remain. Like this one:

bitchassphatz: my penis hurts from your asshole last night

Or this one:

the_friesz: yes I do...




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Mar 17 2003 2:56AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
or this one

Phrosty:
Really I want to put that in my mouth

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*Viva La Vagina*
Mar 17 2003 3:01AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
I was talking about nrthfacer's huge silver dollar nipples.


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Mar 17 2003 3:03AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
jibberkid69:
i just logged on to find u guys having a fucking gay orgy


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Mar 17 2003 3:14AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
yea, nrthfacer has black titties....heh

jizack:
he likes to be manhandled he said


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Mar 17 2003 3:16AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
rightcoastandy: all your base are belong to us!
Mar 17 2003 3:10PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
wtf...

-Andy

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Mar 17 2003 3:12PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
I seriously never said that in quick chat ever..
-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Mar 17 2003 3:14PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
right now there's some guys typing in swedish, no idea what they're saying
Mar 17 2003 3:43PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
all your base are belong to us....yeah i saw that one
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 17 2003 3:49PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeha what the fuck is with all the swedish dudes in quick chat, they piss me off
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Viva la Resistance!
Mar 17 2003 4:33PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
here's an ok one:

2bias_falun_sweden:
have sombody here a screw in a knee ???????????????????????????????


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 4:47PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
haha, and another:

jizack:
dont get mad at me cause i wouldnt jiggle your balls and go rollerblading with you
bitchassphatz:
you don't even know what it's like to fuck a retard let alone get your dick sucked by one with blue eyes, no teeth and down syndrom



''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 4:48PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
taylor (tele-jibber) says 'Long=stylie'


'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
Mar 17 2003 5:31PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
jizack:
you ever hook up with that cousin of yours mercer


does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 5:55PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
BlindBlinds:
i like girls, but i also like penis. so i'm gay!.


does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 6:03PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
Roussel:
threesome alright!

jizack:
but just try to remember, mercer gets offended if you don't rough him up a bit.

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Mar 17 2003 6:19PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
damn i jsut get ripped up.
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The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.
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Mar 17 2003 6:24PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
Powder_Landing:
Ladies, start waxing your skis… and boys, start waxing your legs.


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Mar 17 2003 8:21PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
mercer.. I wish i could help you out.. soo...

IceRider:::: I am so gay right now!

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Mar 17 2003 8:26PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
'taylor (tele-jibber) says 'Long=stylie' '

How is that funny? I'm sorta lost...

But yeah:

fetus540:
bristolrider and his brother have sex with goats

Bristolrider:
fetus 540 works at the gay rodeo.

Not very funny, but I felt I had to post that...



Taylor
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~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Mar 17 2003 8:27PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
hm, this guy is european as all hell:

Powder_Landing:
NO !!!I WANT TO DO SKI FOR THE LIFE!!!!


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 9:11PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
could be yoda

Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 17 2003 10:46PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
BlindBlinds:
and then.... he boned the cow up the ass.


does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 17 2003 10:56PM
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SirOzq
Posts: 211 - Karma: 34
Wishmaster:
vilket år var du med, vad blev din placering?




Ski,Sex and Rock ´n´roll
Mar 18 2003 4:26PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
come again?

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse
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Mar 18 2003 4:45PM
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SirOzq
Posts: 211 - Karma: 34
lovetoski84:
i like big dick in my mouth




Ski,Sex and Rock ´n´roll
Mar 19 2003 2:06AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
wow, i was about to post the same as ^





the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 19 2003 2:08AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
god damn it that wasn't me that was k2skeepimp. stupid bitch gettin on my computer.


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Mar 19 2003 2:08AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
CameIToeJam:
...im a loser, dont worry, i know this
CameIToeJam:
woooaahhh...so did i
CameIToeJam:
lord of the rings
CameIToeJam:
what did you see??
CameIToeJam:
oh, cool, so did i
CameIToeJam:
went to the movies
CameIToeJam:
whatd you do today??
CameIToeJam:
thats good
CameIToeJam:
not too bad
CameIToeJam:
good craig, yours??
CameIToeJam:
craig, hows life going
CameIToeJam:
so im going to talk to myself
CameIToeJam:
well, nobodys talking





the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 19 2003 9:04PM
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DenDen2005
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
heres an inteesting one..

BlindBlinds:
WHERE THE SHITS THAT COMIN FROM BITCH?





Wouldn't the world be a better place if the kids would just give the rabbit his goddamn trix?
Mar 19 2003 9:11PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
wtf are they doing with quick chat, holy shit.
CameIToeJam:
...wow...that the only thing coming to mind
BlindBlinds:
FUCK YAL!


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Mar 19 2003 9:15PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
nrthfacer:
i wish i lived in iraq


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Mar 19 2003 9:23PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
nrthfacer:
SU pilot is so hot.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 19 2003 9:39PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hahaha i don't think she even said that in the quick chat.


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Mar 19 2003 9:42PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
SUpilot:
I only dream of such flexibility.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 19 2003 9:43PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
mauii:
i love you ryan
BlindBlinds:
jesus is giving me a lap dance
nrthfacer:
think of jesus!
BlindBlinds:
i like to be manhandled aswell... whats wrong with that?
BlindBlinds:
WHen bush says go. we'll kill... non stop.... BNITCH


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Mar 19 2003 9:44PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
HMMMMM... I DONT REMEMBER THAT!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D



If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
Mar 19 2003 9:45PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
many thing said by blindblinds

BlindBlinds:
yeah, the bengay cleaned the hair right off my balls. dont forget got bit in the groing by my dog, while it was giving me head

BlindBlinds:
jesus is giving me a lap dance


BlindBlinds:
so. whats everybody up to?
BlindBlinds:
haveing hot anal sex!
BlindBlinds:
on the discovery chanel
BlindBlinds:
these munkioes right.
BlindBlinds:
this is the craziest thing i have ever seen

BlindBlinds:
FUCK NOW! MY DOG BIT MY WANG!
BlindBlinds:
FUCK!
BlindBlinds:
AAAAAAHAHH FUCK! HE BIT IT!
CameIToeJam:
ahahaha
BlindBlinds:
my dog is giving me head... its pretty fun




BlindBlinds:
my balls hurt... and are frozen, and burn,... all at once
BlindBlinds:
yeah, the bengay cleaned the hair right off my balls. dont forget got bit in the groing by my dog, while it was giving me head
BlindBlinds:
holy shit, i just put bengay on my balls to see what would happen. woow.

BlindBlinds:
i like to be manhandled aswell... whats wrong with that?

mauii:
...
BlindBlinds:
mauii... get your fist out of my ass... MUTHA FUCKA!
BlindBlinds:
this is my dog. maui bit my dick

BlindBlinds:
MAII JUST RAPED ME

BlindBlinds:
i wipe my own ass... and asses of others






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Mar 19 2003 9:48PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
well... i do whipe my own ass!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D



If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
Mar 19 2003 9:56PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
heres a little more


BlindBlinds:
lata people! (you can see before and after pics later... i am pressed for time now)
BlindBlinds:
shit fuck. i am going to the hospital about my nuts. the hair is growing back tooo fast... gtg to see a doctor



he is a wack bastard...funny as hell though





the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
Mar 19 2003 9:57PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
THEY LOVE ME! THEY REALLY LOVE ME!

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D



If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.
Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
Mar 19 2003 10:14PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
ba?


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Mar 19 2003 11:08PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
TAK:
you call that healthy?
TAK:
You ever not masturbate?
3ski6guy0:
MAYBE
Phrosty:
it's too late for most people
Phrosty:
well if you masturbate you will
TAK:
we live twice as long as we used to
TAK:
We all die?
TAK:
... because its more harmful to myself not to
Phrosty:
why do you think eeryone dies? because everyone whacks off. I gayrantee you thats why we all die.
TAK:
it somebody said it was a sin to piss or take a crap, i wouldn't belive them...
TAK:
its a normal bodily function
TAK:
that's not a deadly sin
Phrosty:
well if I was worried about deadly sins i would have stopped masturbating a long time ago
TAK:
indeed
TAK:
'I'm proud to be benevolent'
Jailbait:
hahahaha
TAK:
Isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins?
Phrosty:
america - the most ass kickin' country in the world.
WIfreeskier:
this is crazy shit goin on
pag:
here are all in front of the Tv ur missing something
Nine_Milla_Killa:
Proud to be an american, dont tread on me!
pag:
yeah
Nine_Milla_Killa:
really? oh jeez.
Phrosty:
i'm proud to be an american

*TAK's New Sig*

copyright 2003 TAK Industries
Mar 19 2003 11:40PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hahaha


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Mar 19 2003 11:42PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
2nd page ass ramers!


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Mar 19 2003 11:45PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
Ds91260:
what about the gay rodeo


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Mar 20 2003 12:11AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
Phrosty: o roxy sister how they hangin?
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Mar 20 2003 12:13AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
skierdood86:
im earing a speedo and some socks
lovetoski84:
hahahahahahaha
skier_boy26:
yea
coyote7716:
alpentalik is a chick, right?
Ds91260:
i had him first beefy tits
lovetoski84:
hahaa
skigirl123:
nothing
coyote7716:
she's down
lovetoski84:
huh?
alpentalik:
what are you guys wearing?
skier_boy26:
i brushed my teeth
Phrosty:
damnit it's all over the keyboard
alpentalik:
go lovetoski84 your face!
skigirl123:
ok
skierdood86:
hey erich, lets cyber
alpentalik:
sort of
Phrosty:
oooooo, there we go!
coyote7716:
and disappointing
lovetoski84:
i would like to alpentalik you!!!
skigirl123:
okay
coyote7716:
and disappointed
Ds91260:
u wanna join in erich
Phrosty:
i haven't 'finished' yet
coyote7716:
if it isn't, i'm very confused
lovetoski84:
yes it is alpentalik
Phrosty:
not quite
skigirl123:
ha ha u wish
alpentalik:
is this cyber sex?



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*Kevin Lee
Mar 20 2003 12:49AM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
that was interesting. i'm gonna post more

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
Mar 20 2003 1:35AM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
coyote7716: does that mean i'm a vampire?
3ski6guy0: im leaving now
coyote7716: that's upsetting
Ds91260: but one time it started hurtin really bad where it meets the rest of the torso
coyote7716: my name isn't in the online list
Ds91260: well i havnt experienced that myself
Phrosty: yeah he's a good guy i heard he really ejoys the cream of sumyunguy
lovetoski84: hahaha that would suck Ds
3ski6guy0: good for you
Ds91260: u know phrosty they say if its up to long itll fall off
lovetoski84: wow sam you're speshul
SupaSKia54: i love bagels
lovetoski84: i like to smile
skierdood86: and now im eatin a bagel
coyote7716: and smelled nice
coyote7716: he was very polite
coyote7716: one time i had general tso over for chicken dinner
Phrosty: i've had a boner for like the past 2 hours
lovetoski84: good for you sam
Ds91260: yep
skierdood86: hey kevin, i had general Tso's chicken for dinner :)
coyote7716: maybe try that.
skierdood86: hehe
coyote7716: your brain can will itself to die
coyote7716: i heard if you concentrate hard enough...
lovetoski84: thanks sam!!!
3ski6guy0: fights
skierdood86: *bang*
lizziebeth: phrosty digs it. lol.
3ski6guy0: ok, the gihts on
lovetoski84: oh god so very bored and hungry at work. somebody kill me


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Mar 20 2003 1:38AM
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