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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
so today im just runnin down north garden street here in bellingham, when this CRV is hauling ass, swerves, hits a parked truck, and swerves to the other side of the road and runs full on into a VW bus. the guy gets out, is all confused, obvious concussion and takes off running! all these neighbors call the cops and people try to run after the guy, and everything. i left after giving my story to the cops being the sole witness and yeah. didnt really feel like going running after that. the whole thing is just weird and gives you the same strange feeling like if you were actually in the accident. have you guys ever been a witness to something like this or worse?

*brooke*

'sex aint important in life, but its up there with oxygen' cody carter
Mar 16 2003 10:54PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i saw a guy get stabbed in the hand before, some sorta drug dealer thing.











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 16 2003 10:59PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
at my old house, my neighbor behind me, her boyfriend moved in with her. Turns out he strangled his previous wife and put her in a freezer or some shit.
-Chris Peck
Mar 16 2003 11:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
oh yeah, i forgot about 3 years ago, some guy went against a restraining order, shot himself and his ex in the back of the head. Murder suicide happenned 12 blocks down from my house, heard the shots, from a 303 british











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 16 2003 11:02PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
one time i saw this dude across the street and he had this thing in his hand, and under closer inspection I realized it was his wang.


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J E S U S J R ^ D O T ^ C O M
Mar 17 2003 2:28AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
my parents old neighbor had alzheimers wicked bad and went nuts one morning and didn't recognize his wife and got a shovel and tried to kill her, but she locked him outside and it was all good...except he got pissed when he saw my brother and i laughing at him and he threw his hands in the air like a caged beast.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 2:32AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
one time, I saw this streaker...

all I really remember is it must've been real cold...?

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*Viva La Vagina*
Mar 17 2003 2:47AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
your attempt at being funny has failed miserably. Die now.


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Mar 17 2003 2:51AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
done...

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Mar 17 2003 2:52AM
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Phrosty
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Man I've pissed people off b4 but now I have them kill themselves. wow this truly is an amazing experence.


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Mar 17 2003 2:53AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
yes, yes it is

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Mar 17 2003 2:54AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
or is it?


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Mar 17 2003 2:58AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
nah, prlly now...

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Mar 17 2003 2:59AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
nah, prolly now...

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Mar 17 2003 2:59AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
nah, prolly not
...

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Mar 17 2003 2:59AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
strike three, you're out!


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 3:28AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
swhing, batta batta batta batta shwhing!

*we want a batter, not a broken latter!*
Mar 17 2003 3:00PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
yeah i was at a party in highschool and one kid i was sorta friends with got hit and killed by one of my other sorta friends who was driving home from the party. he didnt get caught for 6 months. it was pretty crazy and it stayed with us for a while.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 17 2003 3:57PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
one time I was running with some XC guys, and we saw a hit and run, some truck smashes into a van. Then when we were running we say the lady who got hit park infront of her house talking to a cop. So we ran up and help out with the details.
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Mar 17 2003 4:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
today there was a van parked at my school on the grass. Since all the snow melted it was muddy and the van was stuck. It was really funny.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 17 2003 4:32PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
haha, thats awesome



''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 4:45PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
at my old job some girl that used to work with me threw a bucket of piss and alphaghetti on my manager. it was gross but funny... and i didnt have to clean it up. so funny x10.



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

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Mar 17 2003 5:12PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
I was driving home from a friend's in the summer and saw a crashed motorcycle in the middle of the street. I got out of my car and looked in all the ditches and bushes for the person riding it, he was nowhere to be found. He came running down the street, very bloody and scraped up, a bit later after the police and fire and ambulance crews had shown up.
Mar 17 2003 8:00PM
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