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In the time of No-Poles........
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what would you do if all poles on the face of the earth disapeared????
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make two more from sticks
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haha, and please dont ask how I found that, or what a hamdiblle is.
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i wouldn't bother looking for anything to use as poles
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you really think 24 inch dildos would attract the ladies.
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im not even gona ask how you found that
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i would be happy because i dislike poles
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I would obviously rep no poles forever, then i would be soo cool....and develop mad skiilllz
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I hate poles and think the ski industry would be better off with out them. THey get in your way in the park.
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The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
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Imagine a time where everyone developed thier own unique style and tricks, so that they wouldnt need to take off thier poles or change thier clothes to look different from one and other when riding !
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imagine that maybe poles or no poles are a part of that!!!! individuality!!!
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while you are all widdling up your hand sticks, id be out shredding the pow knowing i dont neeeeed them.
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um, maybe he went on urbandictionary.com, a very popular and entertaining sight, and typed in "skiing" because it happens to be one of his favorite activities?
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yeah poles. you dont need em. im over them. theres no reason why you need poles. it all mental.
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sweet, i havnt used poles in like 2 months now, i dont think i ever will again unless im hitting an urban or somethng where i need em for speed
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i'd light up the madd huge blunt and pick up some sticks out of the woods
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I'd cry with joy. No poles is soooo much fun!
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its easier to twist wit out poles too
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did you even look at the defenetions that came up. The have little to do with skiing as you probably know it. Then again mabye YOU know all about skiing with a few guys
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when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time
hahaha
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i like how not a single one of those definitions has anything to do with skiing
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I woudl just ski. I wouldn;t waste time makign poles. In fact, Im too broke/lazy to buy new poles cause mine are short. I don't think I will buy any.
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its alll about goin bruce lee style, and having the style of NO style...awwyeah..if you don't have poles, go without poles, no biggs...i do it sometimes when i dick around
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poles suck, you can tweeeek grabs with out them and you can spin better and have better steeze. My steeze improved a whooole bunch without the use of metal rods waying me down.
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cut my skis down and start snowblading
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i shouldnt have looked it up
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steal saome from the rental shop. Zero Dollars. or just ski with no poles.
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All the kids that use no poles now would find a different way to stand out from everybody else...say starting using an oar for example.
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i use no poles sometimes to learn new grabs and work on better balance.... i think it's fun
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i think you're fun.
with no poles, you can give hish fives to one another, not having to worry about hurting your precious friend with your pole.
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hey hes rasta now not terrorist
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id get over it and keep on keepin on
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wow i hear that way to much
kid:Gabrielle what did you do last weekend
Gabrielle:went skiing
kid: Sweet...now thats what im talking about i love chicks that ski
true story
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