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Alpentalik's Birthday

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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Please send Erich Kunz cakes in the mail.
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'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'
Mar 15 2003 9:33PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
uhh...k...was it today cause i can wish you a very happy wookie birthday...
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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Mar 15 2003 9:34PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
oh my, that would be just excellent.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 15 2003 9:47PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
happy berphday you bastard you.


-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

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Mar 15 2003 9:59PM
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Ds91260
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ill send u a special cake in the mail erich
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Mar 15 2003 11:04PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
happy birthday dude
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Mar 15 2003 11:13PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
silly rabbit, tricks are for kids

H Y TH
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B D Y

ALPENTALIK!



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

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Mar 15 2003 11:30PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
(unscramble hidden message)



ANSWER: happy birthday



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

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Mar 15 2003 11:31PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
erich, happy birthday.
you bring joy to my bed

*life.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 16 2003 12:15AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
uh oh, someones another year old. i know what we need! we're gonna need to call all the gay strippers he knows.....
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Mar 16 2003 10:10AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Who wants a spankin?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
Mar 16 2003 11:26AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i do


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 16 2003 11:41AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
its not any more! ha, jokes on you dan!


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 16 2003 12:13PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Jokes on me guys!
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'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'
Mar 16 2003 1:39PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yah, DAN, jokes on YOU


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 16 2003 2:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mines in 4 days yay
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 16 2003 4:10PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
mines in 5 :)
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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..
C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
Mar 16 2003 4:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
everyone make threads on your birthday.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 16 2003 5:17PM
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mtbaker_rules
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oh man I forgot to send you a cake. Are you back on skis? canada is calling for you now. go get shitfaced before finals week, it'll really improve your concentration.
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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.
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Mar 16 2003 5:21PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i did in fact ski today...it was nice, but i couldn't do rails or more than a grab, because if i fall my spleen will explode and i'll have to get emergency surgery!!! rad!



''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 16 2003 10:34PM
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CrystalineSkier
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good luck Erich, happy birthday, don't have your spleen explode

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Mar 16 2003 10:37PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
yeah, that would suck...speaking of not sucking, my dad gave me a pair of his old ski poles for my birthday, they are elan poles...they are all white with some flourescent orange and purple.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 16 2003 10:51PM
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l_KeViN_l
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snazy.. what kinda skis are they?


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Mar 16 2003 10:53PM
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CalgaryJibber
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ill send you a fuckin bomb!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Mar 17 2003 12:41AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
GOOD!


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 17 2003 2:19AM
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NomenClature
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Erich stop your whinning your spleen shit is form mono that you got from you HIGH SCHOOL girl friend college boy. Not to mention that you have been whining about your god damn spleen for weeks so i will say this for your roommate (he was uninvovled) shut the fuck up and stop whining about an internal organ that you don;t need any way...shut it
Mar 20 2003 1:38AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
you! shush, or ill get your brother to kick your ass ten times.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 20 2003 2:03AM
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NomenClature
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no you won't because my brother is MY BROTHER. if there is going to be an ass kicked it is going to be yours by me.



t...hug life
Apr 3 2003 8:43PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
hahaha, ok...right, yes...no.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Apr 4 2003 12:41AM
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