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8th grade dance tonight

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TheQuailman
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So tonight were having our official 8th grade dance. I'm gunna try to get with some hoes and do stupid . what are some good things to do that are funny at school dances? I'll tell you guys what happened tmrw
Jun 2 2006 3:08PM
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SkiFakie614
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The guy above me is correct^ young girls (and many older ones) are stupid whores. They want to be treated like shit by older guys etc...

If you want to pick up chicks/land a gf you should really look OUTSIDE of your school. In 8th grade even if you're dating Elizabeth Hurley people still try to be little pricks about it.

But really, look outside of school. By 9th grade I had a blonde 16 y/o girl who could drive and was fucking gorgeous. So in short:

1.) Be funny
2.) Don't be too ugly
3.) Be tall
4.) Look outside of school
5.) Be yourself (unless you are none of the above)
Jun 2 2006 5:16PM
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Mezmerize19
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Yeah it works. And if your gonna ask someone to the dance just go with it. People that you might not expect to say yes just might.
Jun 2 2006 5:20PM
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[lineskier]820
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haha that was........ not funny
Jun 2 2006 5:23PM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
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your my hero, wanna get married
Jun 2 2006 5:24PM
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dre14
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bone girls in the ass
Jun 2 2006 5:28PM
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Elijah.
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thats so goddamned true

what i did is they had these extremely stale cookies, so i took a bunch and frisbeed them at people i didnt like. And then i grinded for my first time. 8th grade dances are really fucking retarded
Jun 2 2006 6:16PM
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skisebski
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8th grade was 6 years ago for me...i dont remember a whole lot...
Jun 2 2006 6:19PM
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MattTweak
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hahahaha is the boning a girl while dancing kid!
Jun 2 2006 6:57PM
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Snubluck
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Haha...good advice...
Jun 2 2006 7:06PM
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danedegruyter
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stop being a post whore freeskier
Jun 2 2006 7:27PM
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[~_~]
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I dunno...9th grade seems like its gonna be better. The school Im going to now has a little under 300 kids. around 250 of those kids are elementary kids. about 160 of those elementary kids are kindergarteners.

So we have about 50 kids who are in middle school and high school, combined. exactly 13 of the high schoolers are somewhat social. They are all preppy fat girls who are bitchy though.

So the new school Im going to has all of my friends, who moved there from the school Im going to now, and they serve Subway and Taco bell for lunch, so its golden.

Plus they have a Cinematography class, which I'm really stoked on.

I went to kindergarten a year late because I think my parents didn't want me to go yet because of my social skills or something like that.
Jun 2 2006 9:10PM
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[~_~]
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and there are exactly 2 kids at my school who ski and they are the kind who only do it like 3 times a year. All the kids who are REALLY into skiing in my town go to the Highschool Im switching to now. Goodbye K-12 bullshit.
Jun 2 2006 9:14PM
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Capt.Flannel
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so... it's 9:45, the dance must be over and they must be headed home to bed soon... How was it kids?
Jun 2 2006 9:16PM
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The_Wasp
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get them drunk and bone them like u did dancing
Jun 2 2006 9:37PM
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hollygrove
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im in 8th grade. I'm 6'1. And damn, you guys my age are silly. No one cares.
Jun 2 2006 9:43PM
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DDrem.
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bone girls in the ass
Jun 2 2006 9:45PM
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skiermw
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seriously get really fucked before hand and be the star of the party, u might get in trouble but think of the stories and the school long image
Jun 3 2006 12:49AM
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DaysToCome
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seriously
Jun 3 2006 12:59AM
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s.jeff
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haha word
Jun 3 2006 1:02AM
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ski_cartel
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big talk for a kid whos 12
Jun 3 2006 1:03AM
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ski_cartel
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yea tha was me,the second i saw the thread i knew it was him and so i just had to post
Jun 3 2006 1:14AM
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Mat.
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back in the days of my middle school during grade 7 an 8 we were not alowwed to do things such as hug another girl on school property or else we'd both be sent to the office......

rumors are going around that theres now a rule that you must be 1 foot apart within every student at that school...
fucking dumbasses.
Jun 3 2006 3:39AM
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Leckett
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HAHAHAHAHA i remember that. holy shit that was funny. that rule is true it was put in effect when i was in grade 8 there
Jun 3 2006 8:47AM
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skisebski
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sounds like srb sucked big time.
Jun 3 2006 9:56AM
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dan_brown
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ha what school is this
Jun 3 2006 10:00AM
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Leckett
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hahaha no that was middle school. GREENBANK MS!...gayest school ever.
Jun 3 2006 10:02AM
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tBatt
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we just had out schools "first annual semi-formal" i didnt go cause i figured it would all be really shitty music and a bunch of people standing around. mann was i right
Jun 3 2006 11:00AM
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p-a
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why do you always post a play by play on your love life?
Jun 3 2006 2:00PM
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STAUSS
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OMGZ LOLZ ROLF ROLF ROLF

DONT FORGET YOUR RUBBBBERRRZZZZZZ!!!!
Jun 3 2006 2:45PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I remember getting kicked out of my 7th or 8th grade dance for making out with a girl and 'dancing too closely'
Jun 3 2006 2:46PM
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sacchettiadam
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haha that movie is awsome.
Jun 3 2006 2:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
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7th grade pimpin tha hoes
Jun 3 2006 2:51PM
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--Daniel--
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i completey agree with you. i'm in 8th grade too and i have never gone to dance yet. they are so fucking stupid and anyone who goes is just wasting a night they could spend hanging out with some friends instead of dancing to some edited rap music.

the fact that you are so excited about your 8th grade dance just makes you a loser. so have fun getting with those "hoes", which means whacking it in the bathroom.
Jun 3 2006 2:54PM
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Dilla
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o yeah totally. OMG soooo much fun.
what happened you get it in the ass again by this kid?
Jun 3 2006 2:56PM
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M+M
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these are the gayest threads ever, no one cares that your having a dance tonight
Jun 3 2006 2:57PM
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robbieA
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fuck madd bitches without rubbers
Jun 3 2006 2:59PM
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babysteeze84
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;) goooood movie.
Jun 3 2006 4:15PM
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siver-cartel
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school dance are fucking hilarious im in grade 10 and we get drunk before and while dancing start fouling around with ugly fat girls and after when all the grade 7-8 are gone now serious dirty dancing starts but with nice chicks
Jun 3 2006 5:06PM
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duhamelski
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get drunk. cuz no one will suspect people of drinking at an eigth grade dance. this will be the chillest dance for that of ur life. maybe
Jun 3 2006 5:24PM
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*music4life*
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i do recall that when i was in gr.8 that i was scared to kiss a boy.... and that wasn't that long ago. why are 12 year olds getting head? so not right.
Jun 3 2006 9:31PM
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TheQuailman
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it was really fun and i saw madd hot biches with big tits. but yea my teacher was there and she's like 20 something or w.e but shes like mad hot and she was dancing it up. and i went over and dance with her like friendly and shit but i was pretty sure i saw her getting some hard nips and it wasnt cold or anything. we wer dancing for a while and pretty close and shit. i think she was really into me. do you think i should make a move on her or just like play it chill and that'd it be weerd havin a 14 yr. old bangin a 20 something year old.
Jun 3 2006 9:40PM
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cracko
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ahhhh this thread is why i hate ns. i hate 13 yr old 8th grade dance threads
Jun 3 2006 9:42PM
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ThaLetterM.
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oh my dear god kill yourself.
Jun 3 2006 9:42PM
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kabozo101
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haha agreed
Jun 3 2006 9:45PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
why are you hating on me. a lot of ppl on ns ask for girl help but whenever i say something you guys like flip out
Jun 3 2006 9:47PM
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jibjim
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or you could not and kill yourslef
Jun 3 2006 9:47PM
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kabozo101
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cuz your like 13 and prolly don't know anything about it
Jun 3 2006 9:49PM
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ThaLetterM.
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theres no way your gonna get with a teacher. come on. no offense, but look at your pic. im not trying to be mean but...self explainatroy
Jun 3 2006 9:50PM
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Edward.
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hahaha, you know shes engaged right?
Jun 3 2006 9:51PM
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TheQuailman
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i know but her husband is like a fag. if shes like 26 than when im like 32 she'll be 44 which is normal
Jun 3 2006 10:09PM
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