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National Day of Slayer

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Chubby.Chaser
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Official Statement on Participation


  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.


    • DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

    Taking that participation to a problematic level


  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.

  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.

  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.

  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).

  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.


    • http://nationaldayofslayer.org/
    Jun 1 2006 10:29PM
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    Chubby.Chaser
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    June 6th 2006
    Jun 1 2006 10:30PM
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    dan_brown
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    what is slayer??
    Jun 2 2006 8:27PM
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    Rip
    Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
    i hate you
    Jun 2 2006 9:26PM
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    lalalalaura
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    holy fucking god damn count me in.
    Jun 2 2006 11:20PM
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    .David.
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    yes yes yes.

    and probably listen to reign in blood over and over while sitting in the movie theatres watching The Omen remake.
    Jun 3 2006 12:45AM
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    Mr_Bojangles
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    My neighbourhood's ears are gonna bleed with joy, Slayer fuckin owns, whoever said 'what is slayer??' in this thread will be ritually sacrificed
    Jun 3 2006 7:30AM
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    Leckett
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    i double hate you and wish eternal peril upon thy soul. you shall bleed and rot in the fiery keep of satan himself.
    Jun 3 2006 10:17AM
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    Dan.
    Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
    fuck yeah!
    Jun 3 2006 12:49PM
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    JackBach
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    Ah my favorite day of the year.
    Jun 3 2006 2:04PM
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    Dilla
    Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
    leave
    Jun 3 2006 3:45PM
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    chrismoJBEATS
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    wow
    Jun 3 2006 5:58PM
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    johanblaze
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    kill yourself or we'll do it for you.
    Jun 3 2006 6:48PM
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    ThaLetterM.
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    i like the dixie chicks more than slayer i think.
    Jun 3 2006 7:05PM
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    .David.
    Posts: 1273 - Karma: 12
    think again, friend.
    Jun 3 2006 7:46PM
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    Chubby.Chaser
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    elaborate
    Jun 3 2006 8:02PM
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    will987654321
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    "National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants."
    Jun 3 2006 10:39PM
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    All times are Eastern (-5)