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How to hide Vodka

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sn0wbl0w
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well me and my friend were going to drink a little vodka before school, and whats the best way to hide it? i got a gatorade bottle, and if i put in the vodka it looks like water...anyone got any other ideas?
May 31 2006 9:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
drinking in the morning is a sign of alcoholism.
Jun 1 2006 1:17AM
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jackelliott
Posts: 344 - Karma: 86
senior year we used to drive to my friends house and play ruit durring the hour period, which is when all the lunch waves were cause a bunch of my friends and i didnt have class.
Jun 1 2006 1:54AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
and then no doubt, drove back to school; which is the smartest thing I've heard all day.
Jun 1 2006 1:55AM
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jackelliott
Posts: 344 - Karma: 86
thanks for assuming that the people who were drinking were the ones driving.
Jun 1 2006 1:57AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
You're welcome.
Jun 1 2006 1:57AM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
I did once, and to be honest it makes the day very fun.
Jun 1 2006 8:28AM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
just blaze nuggs man.
Jun 1 2006 9:00AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
waterbottle!!
no other way.
there's a face book group dedicated to people who drink vodka out of water bottles, maybe you could join!!!
Jun 1 2006 10:45AM
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eastAR5
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word
Jun 1 2006 3:19PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
vodka and grapefruit juice. youll be fine. just dont get the shivers after each sip. thats a def. no no. also dont add to carbonated beverages. when you open a pop with booze in it, it really smells. So yeah grapefruit juice and vodka is sick. Its called a Salty Dog.
Jun 1 2006 3:26PM
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denver11
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP!
Jun 1 2006 3:28PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
DRINK IT ALL
Jun 1 2006 3:29PM
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--Daniel--
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im in eighth grade and a kid had like root beer flavored vodka in his locker and it fell out and broke on the floor in front of a teacher. bu the teacher was a dumbass and believed that it was soda and he even went and got the kid a mop to clean it up
Jun 1 2006 3:48PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
just get some redbull or some other energy drink... drink some of it, and refill the empty space with vodka. then just parade around school getting wasted. your teachers will think you're just trying to stay awake.
Jun 1 2006 3:51PM
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--Daniel--
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yeah but you cant continue to get high at school, with drinking you can stay crunk all day
Jun 1 2006 3:56PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
A. drinking before schhool is dumb
B. smoking before school is less dumb
but in the end both are dumb so if you are going to do anything, smoke
Jun 1 2006 4:27PM
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PARK_SKIER_YETI
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Just drink the hell out of it during class.teachers will understand.Mad props if u pull it off


Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection..........there were no survivors
Jun 1 2006 6:21PM
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Erie
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 15
what grade are u in?
Jun 1 2006 6:23PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
alrigjt i just got home from school and i didnt get that drunk i chewed a whole pack of gum and had some mouthwash. the teaches didnt suspect shit
Jun 1 2006 6:24PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
YES! they will never find it!
Jun 1 2006 6:49PM
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Antoine.
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 6
haha in your tummy
Jun 1 2006 6:54PM
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suzia
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 20
you can get a nalgene water bottle nad conceal it quite nicely in there, except after it has an alocholic smell
Jun 1 2006 7:07PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
you are so hardxcore

in face you are xXhardxcoreXx

you badass i bet you eat nails for breakfast thats how badass you are you badass.
Jun 1 2006 7:14PM
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brennanmidwest
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we have this four hour assembly thing once a year that everyone whose parents make them go to it goes drunk..just drink before u go in and chew gum never a problem if u can hold ur alcohol..
Jun 1 2006 7:18PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
yes i eat nails for breakfast and drink pure egg yoke
Jun 1 2006 7:22PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
a water bottle, i know a kid that did that, but he got caught because he was drunk after the first 2 periods
Jun 1 2006 7:26PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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SMOKE WEED
Jun 1 2006 8:21PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
In my stomach.
Jun 1 2006 8:21PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
yea, maybe you should just put weed in your inhaler and then smoke it wenever, just get a fake note from your doctor
Jun 1 2006 8:24PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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its called HIGH school you dumbass
Jun 1 2006 8:30PM
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cracko
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ahahahaha we do this all the time, theres a gatorade machine at our school and you just get one and mix it with that. never once got caught or even suspected. but with 5 days left, id say your an idiot, just wait for summer.
Jun 1 2006 8:31PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
nalgene bottle
Jun 1 2006 8:43PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
Wouldn't getting high make it "unlame"?
Jun 1 2006 8:59PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
dint drink that shit straight. no wonder little kids get sick so god damn much off alchahol. put it in a gatoraid bottle, half full of gatoraid. if you need, get a socond gatoraid bottle.
Jun 1 2006 9:04PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
nalgene bottle works perfect
get a tinted one cause that way its good, and just hide it out in your locker
Jun 1 2006 9:44PM
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MADmidwest
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you got a 50 50 shot of getting busted
Jun 1 2006 9:52PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
this kid has got to be like 13

yo but being high at school is mad fun. espically first peroid cause i was with my friend who was stoned too. i've only done it 2 or 3 times though
Jun 1 2006 11:23PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
im 16 you dumbass why dont you fucking read...i said im in high school not middle school
Jun 2 2006 8:22PM
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D^evils
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if a quarter of a gatorade bottle's worth of vodka gets you fucked up maybe you should look at alternative such as non alcoholic beer and such, just an idea
Jun 2 2006 8:25PM
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D^evils
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
or better yet, do what everyone is saying, save it for nighttime, get fucking wasted, and go to school with a nasty hangover, that would be badass, more badass than drinking it at school, cause then even if a teacher can tell that you are hungover, they cant do shit about it.
Jun 2 2006 8:32PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
haha some kid at my school got suspended for the rest of the year for biting some chick. he broke skin and pinched a nerve. hes the biggest fucking moron i know
Jun 2 2006 8:42PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
^^yeah, because being hungover at school is so much fun.
Jun 2 2006 9:10PM
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BFINO13
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gmix with gatorade
Jun 2 2006 9:12PM
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Spritz
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are you kidding?? please answer yes
Jun 2 2006 9:23PM
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EC123
Posts: 180 - Karma: 10
chug a 5th and bend the first female teacher you see over a desk.
Jun 2 2006 9:27PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
in your stomach?
Jun 2 2006 10:01PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
can I be your friend?
Jun 2 2006 10:30PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
man, drinking in school is a bad idea. I got 5 days for that shit freshman year haha, but thats because i fell over right in front of my principal. but if you are gonna do it just rock a nalgene bottle. thats what i do, and mine are all stickered up so nobody can even see in em anyway.
Jun 2 2006 11:04PM
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
get a gatorade ice bottle, the stuff is clear but flavore, vodka will look just like it
Jun 2 2006 11:16PM
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