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West Coast Eats Dick

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easternskibum
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
okay this is all i am saying is that the west coast are the biggest pussy in the world becuase when they come to the east coast they cant do shit. But then we go to the west coast and show all u cock sucking pussy up, just cuase we can throw down. i mean east coast likes women....while the west coast likes men. So how bout everyone stops fighting and ever west coast rider just admit u suck now, cuase i will hunt u down...and throw u on the hard ice.....muuuuhahahahah
Mar 14 2003 8:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ur the biggest fucking retard on this site, u even beat pikachu
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Mar 14 2003 8:33PM
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easternskibum
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
i love u, u like pekuchu too....thats the best show at the east coast. have u seen the epsoid when cha suz gets his powers back, and learns how to get some style and land is powerfull combows. i will distroy everyone.
Mar 14 2003 8:34PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
pikachu was a member on this site dumbass
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 14 2003 8:38PM
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skiinjected
Posts: 631 - Karma: 11
fuck man your both skiers, shit appreaciate what u have at least you ski. ice or pow its still skiing









bitch i though u knew
Mar 14 2003 8:39PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
dude Whistler is west coast. that kicks everything elses ass combined exept maby Jackson and Mamoth and like Aspen or Vail


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Mar 14 2003 8:54PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
you really are pretty fucking retarded easternskibum
Mar 14 2003 9:00PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
and the Stupid AssFuck award goes to.......easternskibum


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Mar 14 2003 9:06PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
this is his second. . .'east coast rules, west sucks' post, and it's annoying the hell out of me. shut up man, we all ski!

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Mar 14 2003 9:14PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
That was absolutely pointless.
Mar 14 2003 9:16PM
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HugeBx9
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
alright bud you make no sense, i live on the east coast and i would much rather live out west, your a fuckin idiot and you prob suck at skiing too, all you have to talk about is how much more fucking snow the west has.
Mar 14 2003 9:41PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
ahemTOOLahem
Mar 14 2003 9:44PM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
Nuthin like the Westside... East coast is cool, but 'But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West
See some nice breasts in the West
Smoke some nice sess in the West, y'all niggaz is a mess
Thinkin I'm gon stop, givin L.A. props...'
Mar 14 2003 9:49PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
That's right, all the west coasters suck. We have the deepest powder and the best resorts which host most of the best riders in the world
Follow the West Coast and you will get
Whistler/Blackcomb
Mt. Baker
Mt. Hood
Tahoe and its many resorts
Mammoth
Big Bear Mountain
Snow Summit
And the list goes on.

If you are trying to piss people off then you should try something else, this is just plain stupidity.



Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Mar 14 2003 9:58PM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
Shout out to my local hill, Big Bear... :)

Mar 14 2003 9:59PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
fuck you i live in the fuckin east cost u dont hear me bitching about west costers and ice. shut the fuck up before i jam that ice up your ass hole !
i live in the eastcoast and i dont mind a few ass bruses
Mar 14 2003 10:50PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i dropped a 45 footer today into 3 feet of new snow...fuck whistler and all the other west coast mtns suck ass...
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Mar 14 2003 10:52PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
yeah dude. why do so many pros from the east move?

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 14 2003 10:52PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
bigskis - the reason why the pros from the east must move to the west coast is because they are getting old and aren't hardcore anymore.
*joke*

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Mar 14 2003 11:03PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
dont tell the guy he is being pointless, lets start this shit!

The west coast has the best comps, the best mountains, the best snow, the best parks and the best women. Your bitch ass thinks the east coast is better because you have never left your backyard. If you would actually come here you would never go back to your shit ass east coast dirt mounds. You think you are tough shit with your man comments. I'll take you around my town in california, where the sun is warm and the girls are hott; One glimpse at some of this meat over here you will have to sleep alone cause you will have already creamed your pants. None of that pasty white east coast shit, this is some fine stuff over here you will never have a chance with.

And as far as the skiers go... the last time i checked Tanner was on top.... and he grew up in montana and trains in mammoth>>>CHECK YOUR MAP BITCH, WEST COAST FOR LIFE!!!!!
Mar 14 2003 11:19PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
pikachu was my creation. yep.
Mar 15 2003 10:59AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
oh, and why yes.. id love a cookie.
Mar 15 2003 11:00AM
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BrownEyeIn
Posts: 878 - Karma: 457
pickachu is gay and west cost is where the yop pros train now. represent the 'mud hill' at COP calgary
Mar 15 2003 11:19AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u have no evidence that pikachu was ur creation mommy
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Mar 15 2003 11:54AM
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Downkink
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
easternskibum shut the hell up, your the reason why the east and west coast riders rip on each other, yeah we have crappy ass conditions here on the east coast but you live with it and ski, so stop bitching about how much you think the west coast blows and go out and ski.


Ski because it’s fun. Also, ski for the ladies cuz the next best thing after an epic ski day is a fine ass chick. -John Reedy

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Mar 15 2003 12:27PM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
BK put it down... Westshizzy for lizzy...
Mar 15 2003 1:12PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
what if you live right in the middle?



Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

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Mar 15 2003 2:00PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
then move to east or west

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 15 2003 2:02PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
no, move to west.



Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
Mar 15 2003 2:03PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
works for me?

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik
do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis
hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets
no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
Mar 15 2003 2:04PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
dose any one really care ?? i mean honestly



fuck you all especially the east coasters who say shit that isnt true about the west cost and the westcosters who say shit bout the east cost

cant we all just fuckin get along ?????



i live in the eastcoast and i dont mind a few ass bruses
Mar 15 2003 3:02PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
wheres the love? whats with the segregation between east and west? why cant be we be friends? why cant we be friends?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 15 2003 4:06PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i say we all team up west and east to rip on the snowborders of northamerica !!!!!!!!!!! and france
i live in the eastcoast and i dont mind a few ass bruses
Mar 15 2003 7:23PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
hah, like that would happen


umm...shit
Mar 15 2003 7:24PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
threads like this are the reason 2-pac and big are dead...lets merge our anger and hatred towards those more deserving...like hare krishnas and and the mushroom guys in mario bros.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 15 2003 7:30PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
yeah west cost sucks man. thats why most of the top pros live here.
Mar 15 2003 7:35PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
here as in there? or here as in herre?


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 15 2003 7:37PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
here as in west coast
Mar 15 2003 8:07PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
no?


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 15 2003 8:35PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
its easier to throw down in the west coast so if us east coasters come down there thats what we would do and hes kinda right but hes a fumbass abou tit and calls the west coasters all this shit were all skiers calm down
Mar 15 2003 8:59PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
damn those mushroom heads in mario. damn them to hell

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Mar 15 2003 9:36PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Just wanna say, sure, we all suck at ski. But we ski better mountains so fuck you easternskibum.


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Mar 16 2003 12:20AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
westcoasters can actually ski though :P

it was ontario's spring break and i saw a pile of kids throwing down in the park....but were completly useless at skiing.

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Mar 16 2003 7:33PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
eastcoastskibum is the man!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 16 2003 7:58PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
yeah, the only reason theres skill on the east coast is cause we have to put up with SHIT conditions
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Mar 16 2003 8:10PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
ure pretty fuckt up if ure from the east and talk shit about the westerm ski resorts cuz i can imagene that the resorts out west kicks the eastern resorts ass but im from sweden so i dont know a shit or?
fu?
Mar 16 2003 8:12PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
it's obvious this kid hasn't been out to the newschool hot spots out west. of course the west has resorts that have nothing to do with newschool, but that's because people actually cheerish skiing out here, cuz we got da shit for snow and some damn nice terrain. all i ever hear from eastcoaster who come out here is, 'damn man, our lifts take 2 minutes to get up and 30 seconds to get down'.....out here we actually get a full ski run where all of your skills can be challenged from riding pow to moguls to whatever the fuck you want, and still have time to hit the park at the bottom. we don't ride some pussy ass slanted hill. but whatever, yes the west coast sucks dick...believe this man so that when you are all skiing packed runs, i am riding with 3 acres to myself.
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The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.
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