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Freestyle Mad Libs

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*DrewT*
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Ok this is like the Mad Libs thread, only better. There's sets of 4 lines. At the end of each line in the 4 it has to rhyme. Each person only puts one line.

Example:
Andrew says:Paul has an ugly face
Rory Says: It is truly a discrace
Taylor says: Better spray it with some mace
Eric Says: Or smack it way off into space

Gavin Says: I like guys
Kurtis says: He's the one that buys


you should get it by now. Try to make it a story to it's even better that way.

I'll Start it off



There once was a child named Collin
May 28 2006 10:03PM
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adam.
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ryan likes to stick obscure objects up his butt including a beet
Oct 24 2006 10:39PM
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s.jeff
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while gavin is sucking andrews feet
Oct 24 2006 10:54PM
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r.w
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^feet was used byt the way.

adam eats carpet
Oct 25 2006 6:49PM
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BigJew
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While licking Gavin's armpit
Oct 25 2006 6:57PM
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r.w
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they dont rhyme.

admas ass is a target.
Oct 25 2006 11:47PM
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T.Fern
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he got screwed by a guy named marget
Oct 26 2006 12:03AM
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adam.
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i cant think of anything that ryhms so ill make a new 1

eric does trees
Oct 28 2006 2:08PM
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Corkster
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and got a sexually transmitted disease
Oct 28 2006 8:36PM
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s.jeff
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and along with the disease came some horny fleas.
Oct 28 2006 9:05PM
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adam.
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but the fleas didnt have enough room to do eric becvause oh the bees
Oct 29 2006 12:24AM
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BigJew
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Adam can't spell
Oct 29 2006 1:39AM
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Corkster
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thats because his best friend is fidel
Oct 29 2006 10:50AM
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adam.
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and he'll be laughing his head off when eric is burning in hell
Oct 29 2006 1:28PM
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T.Fern
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adam does eric and he likes it very well
Oct 29 2006 3:47PM
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adam.
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taylor is dope
Oct 29 2006 4:27PM
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Park_Rider_435
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eric washes his hair with soap
Oct 29 2006 7:33PM
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adam.
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any chance of getting a man? not a hope
Oct 29 2006 7:41PM
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r.w
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colin likes it when the men grope
Oct 30 2006 5:50PM
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adam.
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ryan smells funny
Oct 30 2006 6:04PM
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Park_Rider_435
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he humps litttle bunnys
Oct 30 2006 7:44PM
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r.w
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adam and colins asses are a little runny
Oct 30 2006 9:00PM
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adam.
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before sex ryan likes to coat himself in honey
Oct 31 2006 6:30PM
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garettnorthey
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I just took a deuce.

(but not really)
Nov 1 2006 11:49PM
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Park_Rider_435
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but that doest rymth with anything so here is a new one

I HATE FRENCH
Nov 2 2006 5:26PM
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adam.
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so go fuck yourself with a bench
Nov 2 2006 5:33PM
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Corkster
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i want to whack the teacher with a wrench
Nov 2 2006 5:34PM
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r.w
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adam cant hide his stench
Nov 2 2006 5:35PM
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Corkster
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thats because of his dirty wench
Nov 2 2006 5:36PM
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T.Fern
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colin and stephen bump uglies
Nov 2 2006 6:28PM
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garettnorthey
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I went Trick or treating.
Nov 2 2006 6:35PM
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adam.
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its your time of the month so you are bleading
Nov 2 2006 11:08PM
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Corkster
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to me that is quite misleading
Nov 5 2006 3:06PM
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garettnorthey
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Check out this book I am reading.
Nov 5 2006 4:00PM
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adam.
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garetts in heat
Nov 5 2006 7:38PM
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r.w
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adam fucks his feet.
Nov 5 2006 9:16PM
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BigJew
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Canyon opening on the 11th is sweet!
Nov 5 2006 11:03PM
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adam.
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ryan lost his man because he is a cheat
Nov 6 2006 5:31PM
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s.jeff
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i just sold 4 hats
Nov 6 2006 7:45PM
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adam.
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do you shit bats?
Nov 6 2006 8:01PM
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r.w
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adam masterbates with mats?
Nov 6 2006 8:14PM
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adam.
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men wont do ryan do matter how much hee pays them so he has to resord to cats

Nov 6 2006 9:20PM
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r.w
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adam makes no sense, his mom feeds him rats
Nov 6 2006 9:54PM
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Park_Rider_435
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and that was 5 so here is a new one

Adam is a NOOB
Nov 6 2006 10:21PM
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s.jeff
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he likes to suck mens boobs
Nov 6 2006 10:52PM
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s.jeff
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sorry i meant to put man boobs
Nov 6 2006 10:55PM
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adam.
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how can i be a noob i have been here longer than you

colin pretends to have sex with a tube
Nov 7 2006 6:04PM
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r.w
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ive already gone skiing haha

i like to eat food.
Nov 7 2006 7:37PM
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s.jeff
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when adam has anal sex he doesnt use lube !

NEW ONE

Line skis is gettting sued by kiss
Nov 7 2006 8:37PM
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adam.
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when stephen tries to have sex in the dark with his man friend he usually has a miss

Nov 8 2006 9:31AM
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Park_Rider_435
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i just took a piss
Nov 8 2006 6:01PM
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