Replying to Freestyle Mad Libs

Ok this is like the Mad Libs thread, only better. There's sets of 4 lines. At the end of each line in the 4 it has to rhyme. Each person only puts one line.

Example:
Andrew says:Paul has an ugly face
Rory Says: It is truly a discrace
Taylor says: Better spray it with some mace
Eric Says: Or smack it way off into space

Gavin Says: I like guys
Kurtis says: He's the one that buys


you should get it by now. Try to make it a story to it's even better that way.

I'll Start it off



There once was a child named Collin