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yeah always a good internet staple
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haha maddox and tucker max are the best
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I know! Did you read the one about how to hit your kids?
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haha, ive been reading maddox for years, the guys fuckin hilarious
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haha i read some oldd ass thing. Once you add up your points, use the following chart to find out how much of an asshole you are:
0-50: You make me SICK. You probably love singing, dancing and children. You're a parasite to society, and I hope you die.
55-100: You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you.
105-200: You have potential for being a great asshole, but you're probably too socially active. Ditch your friends and spend all your spare time hating Tony Danza.
205-350: You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud.
355-450: Donny Osmond, this one's for you. In case you ever came to my site, I just wanted to let you know that I hate your show, it's stupid and all your fans are dipshits.
455-500+: You're not just an asshole, but you're full of shit too. There's no way to get every possible point. Way to cheat, dumbass.
pretty funny shit
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Make sure you buy his book, it is going to be hilarious.
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he needs to update his site real bad
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haha his book looks amazing. "THe Alphabet of Manliness" hahahha. I cant wait. The best one is the one about beating your children. HILARIOUS.
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they one about gay whales i feel is the best but there are all funny as hell. and isnt he supposed to come out with a book soon, what happened to that
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