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nice things BOYFRIENDS do for you..
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ALl the girls have got to have a nice thing a boyfriend has done for them....
- one sweet thing my boyfriend has done is... driven me up the mountain every weekend to go skiing and (work) early even though he could sleep in and ski later. My parents dont/wont let me drive because they think im a *hazard* pshhhh!
thats just one nice thing, there are a million more...
.::Jenny::.
Life can't get any better....
'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
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i bet he also lets you suck his penis. I know i sure would if i was your boyfriend.
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i can see it now... this thread is going to go to hell because of all the stupid guys comments. forget it, forget the thread....
---immature guys need to get a life and grow up, this site is going to hell because of all your stupid comments, but thats okay its only a website i guess.
.::Jenny::.
Life can't get any better....
'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
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that was rather insensitive of me
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he' just jelious cause his bf wont put out. dont worry about it...
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ahh AOE that was kind of sweet. haha
.::Jenny::.
Life can't get any better....
'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
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can guys list the nice things they've done for their girlfriends?
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What do I know...I'm Drunk
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I looked at a girl once.... sort of.... then I ran away.
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i give great ass massages! alpentalik knows what im talking about
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How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!
1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
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so are k2skeepimp and alpelentalik official but buddies?
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A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
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mine always lets me snoodle with him, you know when a circumsized guy sticks his dick in an uncircumsized guys forskin. its sooo romantic.
GROSS!
Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
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thats called docking me and my frineds do it all the time
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i think they are,they always want me to videotape them and im starting to consider it if they gimme a piece of the action and its not just a little piece i want............
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?
me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
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a bunch of posts in this thread got deleted. Who's the nazi doing that?
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
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Prolly some guy names dave that's jealou of all you women because his boyfriend abuses him sexually and verbally.
haha
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If Jonas posts about me in here, I'm gonna lose it.
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A really good friend will help you move a body.
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Sometimes he ties me up...
wait, I mean, NO! STOP IT!
I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
I wanted to take drugs.
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i dont do anything nice anymore
cause everytime i do i get fucked over in the end anyway.
im starting to think that girls like guys that treat them like shit, so thats just what im a gonna do.
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One time..... ah, shit.
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nice things boyfriends do?
ahahahhahahahahhahahahaa
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no no, what i love about boyfriends is they are all sweet and do the cutest things when the relationship starts and then they cut back MAJORLY. just an observation, not saying i know anyone who does that........ ty's done some really sweet things for me, like surprising me and taking me out to dinner at the olive garden, and telling me when we got there that he forgot the restaurant name and was just going in to ask for directions. and when he would bring me roses randomly :) boys are so cute
*brooke*
'sex aint important in life, but its up there with oxygen' cody carter
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I could be the best boyfriend. I'm just waiting to find the best girlfriend.
As for now, I will continue to write music about the rest of them....
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I could be the best boyfriend. I'm just waiting to find the best girlfriend.
As for now, I will continue to write music about the rest of them....
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nah. treat girls the way you wanna be treated. Lick lots of stamp. No flowers or dates or crap. Thats expensive and she'll only expect more. She's mad cuz you wanna go skiing? Lick stamp. You cheated on her? Lick stamp. You dont wanna go to her cousins-bosses-best friend's wedding with her? Lick stamp. simple. works both ways too.
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Hahaha, oh man...
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That guys gone postal....
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gone postal. stamp. Ha. What does lick stamp mean?
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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well i we can assume the term 'lick stamp' is some childish slang to explain performing oral sex on ones partner....just assuming that is
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mattster333-whats a safety grab somebody explain to me plz
MSRC_Freestylist-safety is ur right hand grabbing the outside of your right ski
k2skeepimp-nooo,hes wrong, safety grab is when you give yourself a big hug so u feel safe
mattster333-u sure?
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why yes, Captain Maturity, but it also keeps posts from being removed for being too graphic.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
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you guys are a bunch of chode-licking retards, I'm ashamed to be associated with you
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boys will be boys, im used to these stupid comments about everything now. every thread ends up about how two guys are fucking each other.... boys boys boys
.::Jenny::.
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'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
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{this is where i insert a joke}
so,i had this girlfriend...
{this is where the joke ended}
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even though this is somewhat random here ya go:
i was talking to my friend and he's got this thing when it comes to anal with his girl. she is cool with it and he loves it, but he said she doesnt always take care of her shit. he called me all freaked out because he just got done ass fucking her and when he whipped his dick out there was a piece of corn stuck on the tip of his dong. so i guess this does pertain to this thread...girls should do things for their boyfriends like cleaning out there poop holes a little better if they are going to allow admittance.
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SUPilot,that's the most disgusting thing I've heard today. Wow that's gross.
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'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
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if you play in the mud, you're gonna get dirty...
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
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^^^ the man makes a good point
to what you were saying brooke, i usually start doing sweet things for my girl, but soon realize that she would rather flirt with other guys right in front of me when were in public than me! not like im referring to my latest relationship or anything.
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.
How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!
1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
~mommy~
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aww sad kevin.. thats not what im saying though... im saying that things get into a norm and you no longer try to impress the other one, thats why you have to make further attempts. like the date ty is taking me on in whistler, etc.
*brooke*
'sex aint important in life, but its up there with oxygen' cody carter
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i got my roll of duct tape confiscated at school, and my boyfriend gave me his roll, which was still brand new...so sweet
sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...
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girls arent worth stressin over fuck and chuck thats all your worth sorry to break it to ya and whats with girls and sports who watches that SHIT other than diehard other females
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dykes....
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well i dunno if this was nice, but i do know she enjoyed it. I took her out in a field full of of wild flowers, we watched the sun go down, and danced under the stars.
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hey nrthfacer what was your bf helping you with?
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isnt it phunny how this turned out exactly the way punkskierjen thought it would
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