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What does a pirate say when he watches the us open?
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oh cute shiver me timbers
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omg... i have heard frwaking hundreds of these pirate jokes made up on the spot in the last 2 weeks. im sick of them. my friends were telling them for at least 3 hours straight the other day. theyre freaking making a movie with a ton of them on it too...
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you should of posted in the joke thread to bring it back
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these pirate jokes suck....ur fuckin gay
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0mg l1k3 funn3y 1m p33n0r in my p4nt0rz!111!!!!!!
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now that is what us outsiders like to call "trying to be funny, but failing miserably on a galactic scale"
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is pirates of the carribean 2 really rated arrrr? thats nuts man. and all of you pirate haters, uhhh. i dont really have anythign witty to say. so ill just say fuck you! i just was chilling and i thought about it and it gave me a chuckle so i thought id share. on a side note, i dont really mean fuck you, thats a mean thing to say to a stranger. i was just joshin ya.
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so a pirate walks into a bar with a huge wheel in his pants. the bar tender looks at him and says "doesnt that thing bother you"
and the pirate says "ARRRGGG ITS DRIVING ME NUTS"
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^ive already heard that one, you need to up your game bro.
what kind of skis do pirates rock?
GNARRRRMADAS!
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i always thought it was a simpler YAAAAAAARRRRRR, if i am mistaken and this is a clever golf expression then forgive me.
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pirates say "fuck, another switch 10" when the watch the us open.
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Wait is it?!? Maybe we'll get to see Kiera's fine British TITTAYS!
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dat woman is flat as a board
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what did the pirate say to the drug dealer?
Yo, can i get some GNARRRRRRCOTICS
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hey guys, listen to this one!
why did the pirate fall asleep?
because he was GNARRRRRCOLEPTIC!
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whats a pirates favorite pick-up line?
im a pirate, hete for yer booty
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shit its suposed to be im a love pirate, here for yer booty
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What does a pirate call a black person?
Nigarrrrrrrrr!
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who doesnt love pirates? i mean c'mon, they have parrots
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What do pirates eat for breakfast?
POPTARRRRRRRTS
are you guys making these up as you go too?
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Yes.
What is a pirate's favorite ski?
Arrrrrrrrmada!
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i already used that one ^, haha i win.
what do pirates say when they win?
im the WINNARRRRRRR
alright man, that one sucked WEINARRRRRRRR
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Damn! Ok, what is a pirate's second favorite ski company?
Libarrrrrrty!
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the pirate says: SIVARRRRR.....cartel
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then gets saaaaars from a jaaaaarrrr then gets in his caaaarrrr and drives really faaaaarrrrr to a baaaaarrrrrr, it was really bizzaaaarrrrrr
im sorry i just had to get them out of my mind, this pirate shit is freakin me out
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