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Bad but Funny Jokes

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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
How do you catch a 'unique' rabbit?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 12 2003 7:38PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
unique up on him.

How do you catch a 'tame' rabbit?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 12 2003 7:40PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
tame up on him?


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 12 2003 7:42PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
You 'tame' up on him?

-Teddy
Mar 12 2003 7:43PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yes, that goes under the 'bad' category.

-Teddy
Mar 12 2003 7:45PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
what is red and banging on the door?
dead baby in the microwave
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
B double E double R U N, beerrun
Mar 12 2003 7:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
whats red,white and screams?

a skinless baby in a bag of salt
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 12 2003 8:19PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Whats the definition of confusion?
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 12 2003 8:47PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
what did the muffin say to the other muffin?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 12 2003 9:13PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!




I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
I wanted to take drugs.
Mar 13 2003 3:32AM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
what did stepdad9000 do when he read the really bad jokes thread??? he laughed becuase he likes really bad jokes more than anything.
Mar 13 2003 3:37AM
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NoTeefa
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what's easier to unload? a truck full of dead babies? or a truck full of bowling balls?

dead babies, cause you cant pitchfork the bowling balls
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
~mommy~
Mar 13 2003 6:53AM
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K_2
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babies because you can't pitchfork the bowling balls.
Mar 13 2003 8:20AM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
fathers day in harlem
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 13 2003 12:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
^that almost worked


Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

One live one trying to eat its way out!


Whats worse than that?

He went back for seconds!
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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'
- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
Mar 13 2003 12:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Whats big red and eats rocks?

A big red rock-eater.

I saw it on a cup.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 13 2003 4:11PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i never understood the humor in dead baby jokes

Mar 13 2003 4:28PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
what's brown and sticky?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 13 2003 5:34PM
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huckster989
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a stick!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Mar 13 2003 5:59PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
baby jokes and the stick joke. the best ever.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 13 2003 6:33PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
my friend made this one up...it's not that bad

what do you call dill cookies before they're cooked?

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
Mar 13 2003 7:21PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
soh cant toasee stuff?

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Mar 13 2003 7:31PM
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weazelzb
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wats long hard and filled wid seamen?


hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 13 2003 7:49PM
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weazelzb
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a submarine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Mar 13 2003 7:50PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
this is awesome! i want more bad jokes!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 13 2003 8:07PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
what do you get when you cross a penis and a potatoe?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 13 2003 8:07PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
A DICTATOR!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 13 2003 8:07PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
bert asked ernie if he wants some ice cream and ernie said sure burt (sherbert)


Gotta Love The Midwest
Mar 14 2003 3:44PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
what do you get when you take the diameter of a pumpkin and go aroung the circumference?
Mar 14 2003 3:53PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
pumpkin pi
Mar 14 2003 3:53PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
that was the worst joke i could think of
Mar 14 2003 3:53PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
what did pluto say to earth? far out




BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 14 2003 4:13PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it!!!

Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was an undercover cop


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 14 2003 4:21PM
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switchmonkey
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
where does the general keep his armies?
never moon a werewolf. never!
Mar 14 2003 7:15PM
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switchmonkey
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.......in his sleevies. (uproarious laughter)
never moon a werewolf. never!
Mar 14 2003 7:15PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?


Mar 14 2003 7:31PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Her nipple.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Mar 14 2003 7:44PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
nah

it's grandpa!
Mar 14 2003 7:47PM
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lanks
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uggghhh *shudder*
Mar 14 2003 7:48PM
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BrodyLeven
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instead of making your post count just mulitply by 3, considering you had 1 post, you could have put...::GASP:: all that into one thread! WOW


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 14 2003 8:00PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 14 2003 8:06PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says 'ketchup'


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 14 2003 8:07PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
wow i didnt know there were any post police...and after 2500 posts you can honestly say that youre not being a hypocrite? oh well. here, i hope this will make you happy (the joke shouldnt).
Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake

Mar 14 2003 10:04PM
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welcometojamrick
Posts: 498 - Karma: 21
a pirate goes in to a bar with a stearing wheel comming out of his pants and the bartender asks him why he has the steering wheel comming out of his pants and he replies with 'ARRRRRR it drives meeee nutssssss'

a pirate went to a movie and it was rated RRRRRRRRR


a pirate has earings and a guy asked how much they cost and he said 'a buckanear'
I AM STILL AWSOME
Mar 14 2003 11:04PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
sorry lank-ster, i'm not a post police. i'll shut up god.

these are actually really funny. well, kind of.

what did one pair of glasses say to the other?

can you see me?


what did one ocean say to the other?

can you sea me?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 14 2003 11:09PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
bigskia, you TOTALLY stole that from pulp fiction.

why does the italian navy have glass bottem boats?

so they can see the old italian navy!
Mar 15 2003 6:20PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
what did Pete witha K do to a hot chik who wanted to fuck him?
Just fuckn guess u moron!











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

Mar 15 2003 6:28PM
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aoe
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...woke up.
Mar 15 2003 6:36PM
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