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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
i just wanna know waht everyone else thinks about skiboarding i think that skiboarding blows dick inless if u have style on the skiboards unlike daffy2k who should get off this site
Mar 12 2003 1:59PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
style doesn't exist on skiboards....

RES

mattster333-whats a safety grab somebody explain to me plz
MSRC_Freestylist-safety is ur right hand grabbing the outside of your right ski
k2skeepimp-nooo,hes wrong, safety grab is when you give yourself a big hug so u feel safe
mattster333-u sure?
Mar 12 2003 2:02PM
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Skis_to_the_slaughter
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
Skiboarding is for dumbasses. There good for rails thats it! No powder no huge air no speed no good carving their gay!!
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Mar 12 2003 2:09PM
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k2skier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 13
Skiboards should eat everyones dick on ns
Mar 12 2003 2:11PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
skeeboreds r0x0rx

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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Mar 12 2003 2:17PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
downhill figure skating
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
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Mar 12 2003 2:19PM
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razvan
Posts: 309 - Karma: 8
GAY

inless u wanna fuck around on rails for an hour or two MAX
if u own a pair u r GAY
Mar 12 2003 3:25PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
fuck you guys ski boarding is harder then skiing
Mar 12 2003 4:01PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
ya but so is riding down the hill on your ass. it still dosent make it cool
Mar 12 2003 4:10PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
it takes more skill your just jealous
Mar 12 2003 4:12PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
HA skill?


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Mar 12 2003 4:14PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
how does it take more skill? you can spin 3x as fast and flip 5 times as fast. i rented them for one day just to see how they were and i could spin a 9 with 2 feet of air. does that make it harder? huh?

What im trying to say is that skiboarding is for pussys who cant do shit on skis so get skiboards, thinking that they will look cooler even though they suck.

And i will admit, some ski boarders ARE good. the ones who do 720 lui kangs with 15 feet of air i respect. but the majority of skiboarders (99.999%) should die
Mar 12 2003 4:18PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
hahah skill, i lost all respect for ski bladers when i saw a guy do a 360 when he was going uphill. he didnt even hit a jump or anything just did it right off the ground



-ryan kavana
Mar 12 2003 5:41PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
yeah snowlerblading is weak. but not only becasue of spin times because i have friends that can do 3's off the ground. the problem w/ it is there is no style and the majority of people still doing it are tourists


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A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
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Mar 12 2003 5:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i do it every yr for a weekend for a break from skiing cuz i have friends do it....they cant land 3's but try anyways..and thats what count
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Mar 12 2003 6:00PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
now bigfoot skis and sled dogs is where it's at. especially for crazy pow days
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Mar 12 2003 7:29PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
theyre kinda good if youre just screwing around in your backyard or something, but skiing them in a halfpipe or over tables is just shameful...



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Mar 12 2003 7:49PM
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-_ELMO_-
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
Skiboarding is not a sport. Its a toy that will disapeare in a few years. It has no style, u cant carve for shit and you cant powder ski. I know because I used to skiboard sometimes. Get of the hill.

Why do most beginners start to learn on a skiboard, because its easier, dumbass
Mar 12 2003 8:01PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
what the fuck is a skibord??????

i mean from what i hear its gay as the dog from frsier but im not sure what it is some body get bak to me
Mar 12 2003 9:35PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
you have no control on ski boards cause the are so damn short they're only good to do funny retarded stuff on
i take ten steps backward with my bent left vision
we've been ina cold world, were just getting flurries now?
Mar 12 2003 9:43PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
it is an invention by jason levinthal... there gay minituare skis, that have absoulutely no style, and its GAY!! have you ever seen one thing on skiboards that you could say 'wow'? no. a gay at my ski resort did the up hill kink, started it fakie, on the last (how do you call that in english...) 'story' (palier in french) he did a 180, kissed the rail and 450 off. and it was REALLY ugly.





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Mar 12 2003 9:46PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
id love to see you do that
Mar 12 2003 11:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
skeepimp said it best
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 13 2003 12:00AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
can everyone who posted so far, post there real age?

ben

Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Mar 13 2003 11:20AM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
If you skiboard, I can guuarentee, you are gay..
Mar 13 2003 11:27AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
if i hear style and skiboard in the same sentence again i'm gonna puke


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Mar 13 2003 11:30AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
tical...you are an ignorant anal reciever
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Viva la resistance!

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Mar 13 2003 10:55PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
you guys are gay i really dont ski board i was just kidding it really does suck
Mar 13 2003 11:07PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
there are kids who can spin 3 just standing with skis on. fuck eat a dick do what you want, what does it matter to you what someone else does.


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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 13 2003 11:56PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Dynarider can back me up on this one, I have only been skiing sence X mass and am alot better on skis then I was on skiboards. After I went to skiing I got alot better, basicly because skiing is easyer to do tricks on off big jumps and land. Skiboarding takes more skill to make things look better and land tricks.








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Mar 14 2003 2:32PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
im not guna say anything but you are going to get seriously flamed



-ryan kavana
Mar 14 2003 4:34PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah i could do a 3 off a 1 foot drop with skiboards
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Viva la Resistance!
Mar 14 2003 4:53PM
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misty_flipper
Posts: 161 - Karma: 10
hey canon rider, u fuck, im 16, skiboarders have no style, i have seen pros on tv and stuff and they look like little fags. My cock is bigger than your fag boards
Mar 14 2003 5:00PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
well, its true that its harder to have style on skiboards...because its impossible!



Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

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Mar 14 2003 5:40PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
some kid with skiboards went up the lip of a table top, did a seven twenty, and came back down, kindof like a qp. it was the sickest thing ever. he go almost zero air. skiboarding is by far the my macho sport out there. i want everybody on this site to go grab a pair of straight 200cm skis. youll be suprised on how much easier they are to manuver then a manly pair of snowlades.
Mar 14 2003 6:03PM
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TheManOhYea
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
misty_flipper: wow your a real dink. You just proved that little 16year old punk wanabe's are postin hate for a sport that made twin tip skiing.

Tical: If thats the case, then i must be gay; wana lick my ass?

I have to agree with misty7, i have demo'd a pair of twins and totaly rocked the park with them. So i can understand what he means by how easy it is compared to skiboarding.

There are people out there who are snowlerbladers and then there are people who skiboard. The people who i consider skiboarders are people who can really rip up the park and ride. Snowlerbladers are people who go off jumps and look like there are doing the funky chicken and can't do crap.
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Skiing or skiboards we do it for the love of the sport.
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Mar 14 2003 7:53PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
to ^^^^^ this guy, how can you rip the park on a pair of snowlerblades, you can't get any speed, you have zero balance on rails, and you can't land anything because you have zero balance or not enough speed, I have yet to see a skiblader that actually did anything good. I'll believe it when I see it.


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Mar 14 2003 8:00PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
watch biohazard:sickness and health..look for the part with the step it up rail at COC..ive never seen a skiier do a rail that sick
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Viva la resistance!

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Mar 14 2003 8:13PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
skiboarding is for peoplewho cant control skis. because they are scrawny little bastards
Mar 14 2003 11:07PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
scrawny little bastards? tanner hall weighs 130 lbs. it doesn't get too much scrawnyer than that.


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Mar 14 2003 11:08PM
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skiinjected
Posts: 631 - Karma: 11
for aLL you that think skiboarding is da shit and all, thats weak.throwing 3's off 1 foot drops and shit. man i can do that on my 180cm scratches and im 6'1.









bitch i though u knew
Mar 15 2003 12:01AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
want a medal?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Mar 15 2003 12:07AM
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TheManOhYea
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
bash skiboards all you want but i bet i can out throw you in trix any day.
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Skiing or skiboards we do it for the love of the sport.
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Mar 15 2003 12:16AM
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ziekke
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Mar 15 2003 12:30AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
^^^^^ perfect zeikke (SP?)

its an online community... nothing that gets said will have any impact on where skiboarding is going, so what is the point? you guys all seem like you are really really hostile kids who have nothing better to do then sit on your computers, not skiing, and bash on someone who is doing the exact same thing as you, minus 70 CENIMETERS! just go outside and have fun for gods sakes, life is way to short to sit inside on a computer and worry about sports, why not enjoy the mountain air with your fellow man

p.s thanks five0 for the plug, that was a gnarly session
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Bent Films
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Mar 15 2003 4:01AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
i fuckin knew you would respond to a skiboaring thread...face reality the only kids that skiboard are the kids whose parents rent them in the rental shop because they look cool when you first see them but once you're one the mountain they dont even compare to the long boards....the 'revolution' is dead and skiboarding has as much a chance as the Confederates have taking over the country now....


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Mar 15 2003 9:17AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
alright i faced it, you win, skiboarding is dead guys, i hope what he said had a real impact on you, cause hes right

my god dude...

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Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Mar 15 2003 11:10AM
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TheManOhYea
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
:*( i think i am gonna hang up my boards now...

I am so devistated

I guess i should go buy long boards :( and be forced to ride since thats whats everyone esle is doing cuz its cool.
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Mar 15 2003 12:29PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
yea misty seven used to be a skiboarder and now he can throw a lot of shit on skiis but he also realizes skiboarding is gay
Mar 17 2003 10:07PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
its always the bad skiers that are trashin skiboarders. the good ones never seem to care. therefore all u people talking shit must suck ass at skiing. everytime i meet a good skier, throwin down impressive shit, he would always talk to me in a positive way, never saying a bad thing. and a lot of the times when i meet a bad skier, hes always givin me shit. i think its about time all you mainstreamers just shut up and let people do what they wanna do. if you dont like it, keep it to yourself. telling us to get longer boards isnt gonna make us do it. and perhaps we already do have some?
Mar 17 2003 10:55PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
if you guys ever saw canonrider or themanohyeah, i guarantee you, you would shut up and ride away
Mar 17 2003 10:58PM
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