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a cult is a forumn centered around a specific topic (ex. skateboarding) you need to be invited to get into one. if you want to be in one you can pm a leader of the cult and he'll invite you
you have to have a ritualistic ceremony and then you wait for haleys comet to come and when it comes you castrae yourself and lay under a purple shroud wearing nikes and take cyanide. Then the spaceship behind haleys comet will come take you toi heaven.
it's this thing were you meet a bunch of people every month and cut your self and have butt sex eachother. then about a year into it you drink this coolaid stuff and die! there pretty sweet