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Guitar vs. Drums

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Phrosty
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who would win a fight?


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Mar 12 2003 4:04AM
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guitar is way deadlier, you can swing it like an axe and strangle people with the strings.
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Mar 12 2003 11:47AM
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bigskia
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no way w/ the bass drum thingy you could take out shins


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Mar 12 2003 12:57PM
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K_2
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Drums...there are more of them in a set then one guitar.
Mar 12 2003 2:04PM
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gravitybytes
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you could throw the cymbols and do some serious damage, but a well trained guitarist would be able to block the attack. So i'd say guitar
Mar 12 2003 5:39PM
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Capurnicus
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yeah right up until you chain drive the guy in the face
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Mar 12 2003 11:16PM
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bigskia
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though drum sticks hurt like a motha


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 12 2003 11:18PM
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Lateralis
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put the guitarists testicles right where the bass pedal hits the bass drum and stuff hit the shit out of them until his ears bleed
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Mar 13 2003 1:13AM
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ghettoprep
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that last pos is the most disturbing thing ive heard all day.
But anyways guitar would def win because if you have a b.c rich then you can stab people with the spikes.
Or you get godfather on thier ass and use the strings to strangle them. O ya and drummers are pussies

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Mar 13 2003 4:30PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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A drummer would win in a fight... He's gotta move those sticks super fast and they get mad big forearms, like chronic masturbaters do.
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Mar 13 2003 4:53PM
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bigskia
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but guitarists have crazy calises on their fingers that they could ....uhm....uhhh....kick your ass with


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 13 2003 5:37PM
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Capurnicus
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' drummies are pussies'

yeah..ok?? good luck starting a band without a drummer i guess you could always use a techno drum machine, would that suit you better?
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Mar 13 2003 7:39PM
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JayDC7
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hah yea.. drums are wayyyyyy overrated..
Mar 13 2003 8:37PM
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ghettoprep
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I didnt say drummers wernt important. I was just saying that most of the drummers i know are pussies. NOT ALL DRUMMERS, JUST MOST OF THE ONES I KNOW

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Mar 13 2003 8:58PM
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Phrosty
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well how many fucking drummers do you know???????


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Mar 17 2003 2:39AM
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drummers are either real fat or real skinny. and you get to treat them like shit. they have no say in anything. and if they get pissed and leave, you find another one. sorta like girlfriends. but you dont let your frinds find out about the fat ones.
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Mar 17 2003 3:58PM
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bigskia
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too bad every drummer i know is ripped.

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Mar 17 2003 4:58PM
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CTripper
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there should be a civilized, musical deul between a guitar player and drum player. Hendrix and Bonham would be the absolute shit.
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Mar 17 2003 6:08PM
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Audio
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drummer is to dumb to fight, they have to brains, guitarist OWNS da drummer, no guitarist, no band.
Mar 17 2003 11:54PM
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Phrosty
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you people are getting off topic, it's not about the people behind the insturments but the machines themselves!


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Mar 18 2003 12:27PM
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a guitar could beat up a drum?
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Mar 18 2003 3:34PM
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Phrosty
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arg, it was nothing to do with drummers, or guitarists being better than each other. Lets say that they are both exactly the same, and then use a guitar or a drum set. krikey.


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Mar 18 2003 3:43PM
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Hepcat1000000000
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Well the drummer would most likely be too drunk to fight, and then the guitarist would be too busy trying to steal the spotlight and pretend he's important!
Mar 19 2003 12:59AM
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welcometojamrick
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my bass would win for sure its a warwick they are built like tanks. you cant destroy. its been droped on cement had a hatchback of a 80s camaro droped on it(in gig bag) and nothing happend looks good as the day i bought it
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Mar 21 2003 1:45AM
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bigskia
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if it's the people i'd say drummers. they seem like quiet kids with built up anger most of the time waiting to unleash it on an unsuspecting target

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Mar 21 2003 1:49AM
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mariberries
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I'd definately hafta go with the dummer. Think about it: the drummer's got the muscles...they like it tough. The guitarist has small little, and for the most part, mellow-ish-y stuff. The drummer also has the whole drumset and drumsticks and stuff. The guitarist could smash his guitar over the drummer's head, but the drummer dude could still stab him with his drumsticks and has all the drums to hurl at the guitarist.
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Mar 22 2003 1:48AM
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Caden
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a chinese drummer could ninja throw the cymbol maw-fockin action styles and chop the guitar into pieces along with yo head.



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Mar 22 2003 2:58AM
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welcometojamrick
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no no its bass players see this whole time everyone has left them out. all this leaving out leads to agresion and built up anger and since basses are big and heavy i think that they would win
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Mar 22 2003 3:33AM
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mariberries
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haha, word to Caden. a chinese drummer!
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Mar 22 2003 7:19PM
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Capt.Flannel
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whoever said no drummer, no band.... ever heard of drum n' bass? or jazz trios? most of them have a drummer, a bassist and a organ player.. yaaa
Mar 22 2003 7:39PM
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Capt.Flannel
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that was supposed to say.,..'whoever said no guitarist, no band..'
Mar 22 2003 10:48PM
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