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War with my roommates..

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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
ok heres the story... my roommate took my car, parked it a mile away, and told me it got repo'ed. he even had a business card for the repo company, causing me to flip out and all. he didnt return my car for a day, which was a pain in the ass. so i decided to get the 2 roommates back, and hid one's mattress for the night, and flipped another ones bed (having the egg crate matress upside down) and made it look like i didnt do anything by putting the sheets on top and all. he actually just plopped on the bed and hit the wood pretty hard, which was pretty funny.

this led them to getting me back by stealing my tv, laptop, and chair for a whole day. now i'm trying to think of a good comeback without breaking things or being a perv... any suggestions?
May 21 2006 6:34PM
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asac
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disregard the last thing you said and you could stick a carrot up their butts when they pass out.
May 21 2006 6:36PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
spike the oj with lsd
May 21 2006 6:39PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
Are you doing this for fun, or are both of you actually angry with each other?
May 21 2006 6:53PM
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Dr.Dank
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when they're sleeping sneak in and inject a anesthesiac into each's neck making sure a sound sleep. Then proceed to take their kidneys (just one, you dont want to be mean) and sow them back up and lay each in a tub of ice. Itll be funny seeing their faces in the morning. Remember to keep the camera handy and post videos.
May 21 2006 6:56PM
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Petey.
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its simple...all u have to do is pull a prank on him so amazing, he'll shit himself and never mess with u again
May 21 2006 6:57PM
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00000000
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crush up some viagra in their food
May 21 2006 7:03PM
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supervore
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more of for fun, we cant get mad at each other
May 21 2006 7:07PM
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evtic
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do either chew tobacco,if so put some hot pepper in their cans. My old basketball camp friends would also fill up peoples baths and showers with ice right before they needed to use them and also shit in prigles cans and offer them to people.
May 21 2006 7:13PM
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awsomecoolguy
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just take anything from them that could be used at currency that will fuck with them for a day or so, but give it back to them eventualy
May 21 2006 7:14PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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change the lock on your door so he cant get in
May 21 2006 7:19PM
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Ddrem
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idiot. if u ever saw SAW, u would know that if u got ur kidneys taken out, "you would either be in excruciating pain or dead"...
still would be funny if that werent the results though
May 21 2006 7:21PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
get a shit load of yellow packets and jell-o their toilets and shower heads
May 21 2006 7:21PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
icy hot on the toilet seats, and everywhere you can put it
May 21 2006 7:21PM
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Ddrem
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cut little slits in there toothpaste tubes
(got it from the show)
look up other ideas from that show. i got alot of good ideas from there
May 21 2006 7:25PM
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ag.
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shoot them both in both there knee caps...now that would be funny
May 21 2006 7:26PM
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Dr.Dank
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Wheres my money bitch

You shot me in the kneecaps! How are we even?

How much did that mustache cost?!

2.95

You bought a goddam fake mustache and you dont have my money
May 21 2006 7:31PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
when they get drunk and are close to passing out, slip some laxatives into their drinks. When they passout, drag them outside and let them sleep in their excrements in the lawn for the night.
May 21 2006 7:35PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
i dont know much about it but there's this stuff called liquid ass that's supposed to be the worst smelling stuff on earth and you can basically put it anywhere and it'll just reek
apparently its awesome for pranks..
May 21 2006 7:46PM
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meggles
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www.liquidass.com
May 21 2006 7:47PM
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esquio316
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well seeing its his roomies i dunno if hed want to do that bc hed make his own place smell like shit...literally. do something classic jackass style like wrap plastic wrap around theyre bed when theyre sleeping then flip the mattress over or something.
May 21 2006 8:22PM
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meggles
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oops...yeah good point...
still a good prank though
May 21 2006 8:24PM
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Ddrem
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pray it on his clothes when he goes out or something, like at a club or party or whatever
May 21 2006 8:25PM
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esquio316
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yeah thats true i guess you could do that. personally if i was about to go clubbing and i smelled like shit id go home and change though so i dunno. maybe im just thinking about it too much
May 21 2006 8:30PM
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tBatt
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do you have a fridge in ur dorm or apartment or w/e. if you do you should get a lemon-lime gatorade, and every time you have to piss, piss in the bottle and when its full write "do not drink" on it so he'll think hes pissing you off when hesabout to drink your piss
May 21 2006 8:33PM
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futurespin
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HAHAHA that one is good.
May 21 2006 8:51PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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next time one of them is in the shower, get one of those plastic garbage cans, go to an ice machine and fill it up. Then fill it up with cold water. Reach over the top of the shower curtain and dump it in. Whatever you do you gotta film it and post it.
May 21 2006 8:53PM
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R-Bertsch
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you're gonna need some rufies, ky jelly, a cow fetus, and a wine bottle. It might violate the perv rule.
May 21 2006 8:56PM
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soulskier
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jea!
May 21 2006 9:48PM
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=Worf=
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take a big ass dump in the toilet, one that is going to clog and need plunging then leave for a couple of day so they have to deal with it.
May 22 2006 9:43AM
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.John.
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hide a smelly ass dead fish in the wheel well of their car, so it smells like dead fish, but they can't find it.
May 22 2006 9:55AM
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ski_cartel
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do tha, but dont actually take the kidneys, just make it look like you did
May 22 2006 11:13AM
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lazyguy
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slip some red dye into the shower head so when they turn on the shower the water gets mixed with red dye so they get covered in red
May 23 2006 9:37AM
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Dilla
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number one MTV blows
and 2 he said he didnt want to break anything
May 23 2006 1:11PM
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Dilla
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if they have their own bathroom, piss in the upper part of it. also called upper decking.
May 23 2006 1:13PM
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MarkieR
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there was another thread that talked about putting both passed out friends in a bed together, naked, with a used condom on the floor... that would probably break the perv rule, but it would be worth it.
May 23 2006 1:19PM
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Lineskier-101
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Then I wouldn't hurt him or damage any of his property, try to stay on good terms.
May 23 2006 1:21PM
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Scolson
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Actually I believe an upper decker is where you shit on the seat.
May 23 2006 3:54PM
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Rich
Posts: 921 - Karma: 11
This one actually works and is very simple:

Go and buy some powdered milk. When theyr're out sprinkle the powdered milk between their sheets and matresses. When you sleep you sweat so their sweat will mix with the milk powder. Over the next few days the milk will start to go off so they and their beds will stink.
May 23 2006 3:59PM
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sktrkdo7
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 182
nooo dood u shit in it so then when they flush the toilet all the mushy shit comes out the lil wat shooter things
May 23 2006 3:59PM
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alaskadrifter
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haha, yes. then get some hot girls to come over. lol
May 23 2006 4:33PM
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