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Steriotypes about canada

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Dirac
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post them, its for school
May 19 2006 8:42PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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not true. there penis's are HUGE! i would know cuz mine is and im canadian! and girls are really hot up there
May 20 2006 8:29PM
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shrEddie
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i believe all those except the hot girls part, i always kinda imagined canadian women to look like sasquatch
May 20 2006 8:50PM
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Bumbleton
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^fuck u, Our girls are fucking amazing, Pam Anderson! and Calgary has the hottest girls
May 20 2006 10:51PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Heres one I dont think anyone posted.


We dont have a military. We have never been involved in any conflict/won any war. If we have any military might, its a submarine and an airplane along with a rifleman on moosback.

We always wear fleece hats.

Canadian "craps" are delicious.

Canadian beer tastes like piss.

Canadian girls wear miniskirts at all times.

Our economy depends upon maple syrup.
May 20 2006 10:58PM
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jibjim
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who says thats a rumour
May 20 2006 11:39PM
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Holte
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no cops. only mounties.
May 20 2006 11:43PM
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Nivrittam
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its the ice age here 24/7 and we are all natives and where fur coats and live off the land
May 20 2006 11:46PM
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CJHski
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they wear "tooks"
May 20 2006 11:48PM
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Bumbleton
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6 their called toques
May 21 2006 12:03AM
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Raoul_Duke
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you drive rusted out pickups with snowplows on them in the summer, get drunk on flammable beer and runaround on icebergs clubbing to death cute baby seals...
May 21 2006 12:04AM
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CJHski
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good call
May 21 2006 12:05AM
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Luc.
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that we have lic buildings because it si constantly below 40 degrees here...
May 21 2006 9:10AM
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steevner
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our parliament (sp) buildings are igloos
May 21 2006 9:55AM
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ag.
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man our country is hated...haha but i guess it works both ways....up here the americans are really hated....like we dont reffer to them as americans...every one in canada calls them yanks.
May 21 2006 2:50PM
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TheBigD
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everybody thinks we sound like we're from newfoundland, and we eat beavers
May 21 2006 3:20PM
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brit.
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we're polite as fuck and drink alot of really good beer. and the "eh?" thing seriously is true...i don't notice it till i pay attention, but i think we all put it in every single sentence.
May 21 2006 3:36PM
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steevner
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we're not fat, unlike other countries cough-america-cough
May 21 2006 3:49PM
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