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gunman
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so i just walked in on a kid chockin it in the school bathroom. stories anyone?
May 19 2006 11:45AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i know i kid who jerked it in plain view in front of another guy..twice.

he also beat off in a kids bathroom, busted a nut all over the mirror and sink, and just left it there
Aug 24 2007 12:34PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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wow......i have thought about it but the bathrooms are nasty, and the size of a shower.....i heard the altitude makes it way better....
Aug 24 2007 1:05PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
word i always wanted to, but i mean i would be banging off the sides and shit. and i would come out by myself. its not like people would be like "woah that kid is fucking cool he just fucked that girl in there" they would say "wow what a loser he just beat off in the bathroom". so i decided not to do it...
Aug 24 2007 1:25PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
oh also my friend cody beat off 4 times in one school day for 20$.


aaaand my brother beat off in a bathroom stall in a movie theatre during the 8 oclock rush (he worked there) with like 50 people in the bathroom for 20$
Aug 24 2007 1:30PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha this is funny. one time i was walking out to my car during school to get something and i was just walkin along la la la and i look over at this car and i see 2 people fucking like hardcore in the front 2 seats. i was like holy shit what the fuck....so i kinda stared as i walked by until i figured out for sure what they were doing and it was soooo nasty the car was rocking and the girl was like screaming. so they must have seen me because when i was on my way back into school they were both just sitting looking straight forward, messy hair and all. haha and that chick was in my PE class and she wuld always look at me weird and look away whenever i looked @ her hahahaaaa. sorry long story
Aug 24 2007 1:31PM
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Grimace.
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i've never taken a shit at school. ever.
Aug 24 2007 1:49PM
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StanMcStanson
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is that like a personal fear or what?
Aug 24 2007 1:51PM
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-justice-
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last year my friends and i were sittin in the cafeteria. So we're talking and one of the girls is staring at something going on off to the side of me and suddenly blurts outs, "I think that girl over there is giving that guy a handjob under the table."

I knew one kid in Jr. High and High school who would always whack it in the bathrooms. Weird kid, really good skier.
Aug 24 2007 1:56PM
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Gall*
Posts: 63 - Karma: 19
damn thats the library i go to
Aug 24 2007 2:48PM
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TheMoostafian
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this kid that has absolutely no friends, and probably hasnt ever even talked to a girl, got caught wackin it under the table in science class last year....when he was done he stood up to zip up his pants, then went to the sink in the class and washed his hands
Aug 24 2007 4:08PM
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IndyJones
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So near the end of last year this really geeky kid who is in theater (and was staying after for practice) got caught have sex with his hippo sized girlfriend in the music director's closet. They both got suspended for like a week.
Aug 24 2007 4:21PM
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bitchassphatz
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on my 8th grade final for science class i got a handjob under the table....that was fun. i think i did really well too.

oh and in 9th grade math it was the last period so i would flirt with a couple gilrs on the TI-83's....i had just found out you could write words on them. and i'd get handies during class or just get fondled....flash 'em (lift up my short legs and let them look in) that shit was fun. by the end of the semester i got it so the about 5 girls were and 5 guys were involved. after school we'd go and fuck around before we all had to go to football practice. ah, the good ol' days.
Aug 24 2007 4:27PM
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SNAL
Posts: 102 - Karma: 36

When I was in grade 10 some little creepy kid named alden was caught jerkin it in the gym bathroom chanting one of the male gym teachers names

Aug 24 2007 6:16PM
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doublexl
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some of the shit you say is so hot.
Aug 24 2007 6:40PM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
he was prolly just droppin an extremely satisfying deuce
Aug 24 2007 7:56PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Aug 24 2007 8:06PM
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TheMoostafian
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haha i just remembered i have another story


we have this adventure ed class and we usually go backpacking on the washington coast....and thats what we did this year, and i was in it

and so we were at our campsite for the 3rd night, and were all chillin down at the beach around a fire. and then this kids like yeah guys im gonna go up to the tents to get something to drink (our tents were on this big ass cliff up above the beach) so he goes up there and hes gone for like 30 minutes so me and this other chick are like yeah lets go see what hitoshi's (hes a crazy little asian) doing.... so we go up to the tents and hes in his tent and we could hear him beatin it and then he came out and was wearing basketball shorts and just stood there with a stiffie stickin out like it was perfectly normal

haha and this happened a few times on that trip with the same kid
Aug 25 2007 6:22PM
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lyndon
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Some fat chick was fingering herself on our grade 8 Ottawa trip while pretending to be sleeping.

And, in grade 9, some retarded kid at my school took a crap on a badminton racket and flung it all raound the inside of the bathroom.
Aug 25 2007 9:06PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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l o l
Nov 4 2008 7:53PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahahahahahahaha awesome
Nov 4 2008 7:59PM
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Ben.
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why on earth did you bump this
Nov 4 2008 8:00PM
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VT_scratch
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pm skimonster69 and ask him for a story or 2...


lets just say we call him floorboy.

you did not hear this from VT_scratch
Nov 4 2008 8:01PM
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A.R.
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hahaha me and you would get along all to well.......

i caught a gril in my grade 12 english class, ahem, rubbing, herself during silent reading.  CAMERA PHONE = FACEBOOK

btw this was like a month ago bahahaha

Nov 4 2008 8:09PM
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tBatt
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baahaha
POST THE PIC!
Nov 4 2008 8:25PM
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eheqth
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Nov 4 2008 8:36PM
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Ski303
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haha fucking awesome..... I laughed really hard for some reason


Yeah some kid got suspended for jackin in math class, he never came back (with good reason)
Nov 4 2008 8:36PM
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n.porter
Posts: 85 - Karma: 11
There was a kid in my brother's science class who would put his sweatshirt over his dick and beat it and would clean up with the outside of his jeans. My brother, after numerous days of this kid janking it, called him out during class when the teacher was outside the room. The kids name was Jackson, but now it's "Jacks-off" hahahh
Nov 4 2008 8:36PM
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Caveman.
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Haha pat. What were you searching for to find this?
Nov 4 2008 8:37PM
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Balto
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i hadn't till last thursday. my friend watched american pie the night before and thought it would be funny to slip a laxitive(sp?) into my lunch time coffee
Nov 4 2008 8:43PM
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steezemeister
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this isn't about jacking off in school but...


this one time i was with like 5 of my friends, and we were egging cars alongside this park at like 2 in the morning, and we accidentally just rape the shit out of this hella nice 350z, and they drift a fat u turn, and skid up next to the park, and like 4 mexican dudes jump out with crowbars, and we all scatter into the woods.

then we're all looking for each other and i see these two people under these trees, and i think it's my friends, but i walk up to them and poke one, and its actually this huge black guy fucking this tiny little naked white lady, and they're both butt naked, he just screams "WHAT THE FUCK!" and i run away because i am small and white
Nov 4 2008 8:43PM
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eheqth
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nov 4 2008 8:45PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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yea i pray to god that you dont have to resort to that.
Nov 4 2008 8:51PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Haha weird, this came up when i was at my friends house the other day...he says he's spanked the monkey 6 or 7 times in class. One time his friend apparently noticed, i'm not sure exactly how it happened.
Nov 4 2008 9:08PM
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Peter.
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haha this one kid got caught twice in my school
Nov 4 2008 9:13PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
exact same here
Nov 4 2008 9:23PM
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WytePwrRnger007
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I have a story relating towards this subject.

One time on the way to our highschool soccer game we had to ride up with the girls team as well.  Every things going fine until one point on the highway.  We all see some redneck, fat, butt ass naked old dude whippin his dick around and whackin it while just staring at the girls on the back of the bus.  the girls coach saw it and told the bus driver he had to speed up or slow down or there could be problems. haha the guy got off at the next exit.  to this date that image still scars my mind.
Nov 4 2008 9:24PM
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twin-tip-hero
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yeah some kid jerked it in the bathroom and busted all over the wall.  it was really fucked up
Nov 4 2008 9:35PM
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chimp
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science class seems like a popular wack off class
Nov 4 2008 9:36PM
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MadSteezin
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Theres two retarded kids at my school who talk to themselves in the stall, i'm not sure if their beating it or taking a shit. But one of them has said "COME AND GET IT!". Thats all I got.
Nov 4 2008 9:44PM
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notomatoplz
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lol im not gonna read all these stories right now but my whole class caught this kid wackin off in science under the table, apparently put a hole in his hoody where you have that pocket thingy and then just left the produce in the pocket...
Nov 4 2008 9:50PM
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elk.
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Im shure none else has a crazy beat off story in school then me...

So in 8th grade This kid got payed like 5 bucks if he would wack it at the lab tables in science.. now .. the thing is you have to get in trouble to get sent to the lab tables ... The tables were also very secluded and high so you could be gettin domed by some chick and the teacher wouldnt know. So he talks up a storm resulting in him getting sent back.. Only me and a few kids knew of this so we were all just watching him and he just starts staring and this wicked hot chick in our class and then he just goeeesss to fuckin town. just full out floggin the dolphin none else saw but 3 kids. He finished and was beat red as anything.
Nov 4 2008 9:54PM
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chapz
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well, the other day, i go to take a leak and this kid is like, shaking his hand... i couldnt look, its jyst not right, so i quickly finished, wahsed my hands and ran to class. the kid could have been doing it in the stall, but i wasnt breave enough to look.
Nov 4 2008 9:59PM
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spudz
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whats up with dicks and graduations
Nov 4 2008 10:07PM
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Sean...M
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i got a handjob in my film class...

i felt kinda bad for the girl next to me though
Nov 4 2008 10:19PM
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JasperGphoto
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holy shit thats gnar gnar


i was talking to my science teacher and he said he had a student that choked his chicken during a  science movie, and when he made cream on his hand he licked it off, and the teacher was so disgusted he couldn't say anything to him.
Nov 4 2008 10:22PM
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notime_for_jokes
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ew
Nov 4 2008 10:26PM
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Powdered_Donuts
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aha happened to one of my buddies, cept wasnt a chick lol
Nov 4 2008 10:26PM
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404404
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Get your facts right she is a HO. Some CDC facts. http://www.ashastd.org/kaystone.cfm "Q. Can you get an STD from a toilet seat? A. No. If that's what your lover told you, don't believe it for a minute"
Nov 4 2008 10:29PM
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WhoWantIt
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Mine is pretty epic, I was in 7th grade giving a group presentation when I saw this kid in this back of class with his hands in his shirt. Halfway through the presentation and I look to the back and see his eyes rolling to the back of his head and his face was super red. I started laughing and he then he looked up at me and saw me laughing and quickly put his hands through his shirt and didn't say anything. SHIT WAS HILARIOUS.
Nov 4 2008 10:30PM
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no_steeze
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it's just low to jerk off in the bathroom, i walked in on a kid jerking it into a urinal at my old school
i've wacked it on a plane though....it was a super long flight so i just went into the bathroom, made some hand party, and went right back out
Nov 4 2008 10:31PM
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