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Masturbating+ school

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gunman
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so i just walked in on a kid chockin it in the school bathroom. stories anyone?
May 19 2006 11:45AM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
dude this threads is mad long
ahah
BUY IT!!!!!!!
Jun 3 2006 10:13AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
Did you even see the "Post a picture of a hot girl thread"?
Jun 3 2006 10:17AM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
no way, but it sounds sweet


*sarcasm*
Jun 3 2006 10:49AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
It had like 90 pages or something like that. Until it got deleted:(
Jun 3 2006 10:51AM
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Snowcase
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way more than that i posted first in the 151st page
Jun 3 2006 11:22AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
Maybe it was 190 or something then. Hmmmmm, I don't remember...
Jun 3 2006 11:31AM
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jibjim
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nice try, more like 174 pages or something,that was like 2 months ago and a guy with more posts than i do cant remember it.
Jun 3 2006 11:34AM
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jibjim
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600 more posts than I do andcant remember the hot girl thread.... thats a little sad
Jun 3 2006 11:35AM
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yellav
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hahaha i hope thats true
Jun 3 2006 11:36AM
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yellav
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wow this thread has 4 pages
Jun 3 2006 11:37AM
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Ktownchic
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this kid i know was on something (not sure what), and he was in the school library one day sucking his own dick!!!
Jun 3 2006 11:54AM
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ThaLetterM.
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holy shit gross
Jun 3 2006 11:58AM
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JockinJLoads
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did you see the "*sarcasm*" at the bottom of my post?......ha ha, didnt think so
Jun 3 2006 11:59AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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holy shit are you serious? who caught him???
Jun 3 2006 12:28PM
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Ktownchic
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ya i am serious....and a bunch of his friends caught him. he was like in 10th grade i beleive at the time... now hes like 20. but i still make fun of him all the time for it
Jun 3 2006 12:30PM
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bobs
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hah last year i was in the hall and this kid comes out and is like, OMG SOME KIDS IN THERE WANKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF, five seconds later this kid, total fag/loser/nerd walks out. evryone laughed even though it was madeup
Jun 3 2006 1:13PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
How long have you been waiting to make that joke?
Jun 3 2006 1:17PM
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hk_
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About two years or so..
Jun 3 2006 1:45PM
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jibjim
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my bad, i totaly thought that that was your signature. sorry, my bad
Jun 3 2006 1:46PM
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B.L.A.K.E
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some kid named max told some chick he jerked it to her picture in the school bathroom last year, apparently he also jerked it too much and one of his nuts got inflamed so they had to drain it, he earned the name the maxterbater.
Jun 3 2006 5:31PM
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steevner
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what a compliment
Jun 3 2006 5:35PM
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Forum*
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hahaha, they can drain your balls?
Jun 3 2006 5:37PM
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-dva-
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in 8th grade a teacher walked in on this kid beating it in the stall. everyone found out and gave him tons of shit. also, a kid i knew cut a hole in his pocket so that he could do it during class undetected.
Jun 3 2006 7:15PM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
in 4th grade i made a hole in my sweatshirt pocket so i could put my hand in the pocket and down my pants, and it actually worked really good, but i never really used it.
Jun 3 2006 7:18PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
suuuuure
Jun 3 2006 8:41PM
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triebby
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hahahahaha, holy shit, kids are rediculous. yea you might be horny, but you can wait till school is over, damn.
Jun 3 2006 10:15PM
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CooksCorner
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Hey, they totally told me masterbation was normal and safe in health class!
Jun 3 2006 10:20PM
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Desjardins
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^^ haha hlegs in the air, haha thats good
Jun 3 2006 10:51PM
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squibble
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it always happens in science class, this guy in my school got a handjob in class
Jun 4 2006 1:46AM
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dirty_dreb
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this is a true story. In Junior high in my class, there was a girl who would masterbate, and im not kidding. She would grab the front of her desk and like cross her legs, and kinda rock back and forth. It was gross, she would get all red.. ew
Jun 4 2006 2:02PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
trash
Jun 4 2006 2:05PM
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Timmy_G
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hahaha, yea, more like perversion.
Jun 4 2006 2:06PM
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Dr._TubesTied
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#1. i know a kid who whips it out and starts masturbating on the bus.

#2. when my brother was in 10th grade, in his science class they had to bring somthing in, in a little dish to look at under a microscope, and my brother before class jerked off in his dish before class and his whole class looed at it under a microscope.
Jun 4 2006 2:07PM
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potatofarmer
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he was beating it inthe front of the class room? standing there? gahahahah crazy immigrants
Jun 4 2006 2:17PM
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zesty_buddy
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some guy at ma old school cut the bottom out of his pockets so he wack it whenever he wanted


pretty gross
Aug 24 2007 7:14AM
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itsmuhammed
Posts: 311 - Karma: 14
a kid was chocking over the teacher in my french class she saw and ran out crying
Aug 24 2007 7:29AM
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Craigskis
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^ 2# That's pretty Funny!
Aug 24 2007 8:38AM
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Peter.
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a kid on my lacrosse team said he would do it in class

and then a kid a year older than me got caught doing it in the bqathroom twice
Aug 24 2007 10:39AM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
a kid in my school beat in the back of his french class, into his hand, then wiped it on some girls hair


Aug 24 2007 10:41AM
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sHrEdAgE
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this is a fucked up thread
Aug 24 2007 10:46AM
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t-rent
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hahahaha thats sooooo funny
Aug 24 2007 10:48AM
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thenakedcellist
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im really scared to use public bathrooms now
Aug 24 2007 10:58AM
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*Fujative*
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hahahaha
Aug 24 2007 11:17AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
This on kid sitting beside me in buisiness class would hump the desk. Grossest thing that has ever happened to me. Like i told the guy to stop, but no avail. It was fuckin weird.
Aug 24 2007 11:29AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
you guys are sick...

who whacks off in school??

the closest iv come to doin it in school is back in like 2nd grade when we had naptime...

the teacher thought everyone was asleep and i was still awake and she walked over me to get to her desk and yea haha i got the little tingles and jinkles cuz she was wearin a skirt
Aug 24 2007 11:47AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
there was a kid at the school next to me who payed  20 quid for a hand job off some girl in a closet, she got arrested because of prositution and both their parents found out, pitty funny

thats the best i have
Aug 24 2007 11:56AM
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dom_uk
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 12
im sorry is that true? thats one of the funniest things iv ever read on here
Aug 24 2007 12:06PM
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skiierman
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I did once and then put it in my teachers coffee as a joke.

He was pissed.
Aug 24 2007 12:11PM
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NataliePortman
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video of guy getting caught at library
http://www.break.com/index/libraryjerk.html
Aug 24 2007 12:15PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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these two kids i know had drivers ed right, well when there friend was driving, they were in the back seat jerking it, i guess the teacher never noticed, oh yea, and when they finished, they wiped it on the back of the drivers and passengers seat. true story
Aug 24 2007 12:26PM
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