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gunman
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so i just walked in on a kid chockin it in the school bathroom. stories anyone?
May 19 2006 11:45AM
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720laxskier
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a retarded kid at my school beatoff to animal porn in the middle of the library
May 20 2006 4:29PM
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Dr.Dank
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like dogs having sex?


Why is that weird?
May 20 2006 4:31PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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yeah she did get crabs from a toilet seat. you do realize that crabs can live for 48 hours without human blood. meaning if they are transmitted onto a toilet seat, or anything else, and they touch you, they will then breed off of your blood.crabs are also mostly known to exist where high numbers of ppl are in close contact. which is why it is common for ppl to catch crabs in public toilets.
it's not a myth my friend.
May 20 2006 4:52PM
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LDuggan420
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ok i got one. so last year we are in health class and i was sitting at a table across from a table probably 15 feet away so i could see the kids legs. and so the teacher doing her hole lecture thing and i notice that the kids leg is shaking. so i was like whatever and i just ignored it. but then like 5 min. later i look over again and its shaking even harder so i was like wtf. so the i was like "Frankie what are you doing?" and he sits up and takes his hand out of his pants and theres jizz all over his hand. it was soo gross. then he proceeded to just wipe it on his shirt. he got internal suspension for like 3 days
May 20 2006 5:16PM
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eastskater180
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some kid got caught jackin off to animated porn in the library
May 20 2006 5:21PM
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Lateralis
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i think your friend just slept with a dirty guy
May 20 2006 5:21PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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welllll normally i would let u have that but.....

my friend is a 22 year old virgin. lol. she's a psycho christian girl
May 20 2006 5:23PM
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Lateralis
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those christian girls at their bible camps sharing theyre dildos and multinational muff eating fest
May 20 2006 5:25PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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ok now THAT one i'll give to you ;)

it was well earned.
May 20 2006 5:28PM
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Lateralis
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damn right is well earned. got any stories to share with me?
May 20 2006 7:54PM
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sn0wbl0w
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there was this girl in my class that was fingering herself... ( she zipped down her jeanes and stuck her hand in her fucking pussy in the middle of class)
May 20 2006 8:14PM
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skierdudeguy
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this annoying chick masturbated with a test tube in the 7th grade. she had a skirt on. i wasnt there, i didnt go to that school, but ive heard it from like 10 people
May 20 2006 8:26PM
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spere
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what would we do without you
May 20 2006 8:44PM
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sn0wbl0w
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wanna have some hot sex?
May 20 2006 8:58PM
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milkdud951
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this kid got a handjob in the front row of science class 2 years ago. I dont know if that counts. The teacher (the coolest lady EVER) told him to go get some paper towells and made fun of them the whole rest of the year.
May 20 2006 9:41PM
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Thats rediculous^
i dont know if this actually happened, but last year some kid supposidly wanked off in the back if a physics class and then went and wiped his dick in some girls face.
May 20 2006 10:47PM
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jibjim
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I'm happy to hear this, and i agree with your public toilet appraisel, im scared everytime
May 20 2006 11:32PM
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jibjim
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No but there was this really hot but dumb as hell girl, and apperently she was gving a guy a hanjob at his house, and the guys litlle brother comes in, sees them, and starts creaminn g and crying,... then she continues with the handjob before the kids ot of the room.

Ive only hear this, and i know its not really masterbating at school bt i thought it was weird
May 20 2006 11:34PM
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Snowcase
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poor child
May 20 2006 11:38PM
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T-Nels
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i hope this little kid was really screaming and not actually creaming, that would just be scary
May 20 2006 11:41PM
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jibjim
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no screaming, I'm just tired, i always put the spaces in the worng spots and forget letters. thanks for pointing this out. he was screaming not creaming
May 20 2006 11:51PM
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zanderd
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You should have just gone up to the kid and the stall and either punched him in the head or just pushed him over.
May 20 2006 11:56PM
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44Rounder44
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this one in 8th grade was jackin in class.... like everyday and my one freind notice and told the teacher on him.... and the teacher had a talk with the kid who was doin it and his parents...hahaha....how ackward
May 21 2006 1:41AM
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J.Bass
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some kid cut a hole in the bottom of his book bag and set in on his lap and beat it during class. i think he was caught like the first or second time he did it.
May 21 2006 2:24AM
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mattster
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fuck man, thats covert..
May 21 2006 3:56AM
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mittfree
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sounds similar to something that happened to my friend. He was sitting in a lecture theater, and he heard a sort of muffled grunt. He looked over, and saw a girls hand rubbing furiously on the guy sitting next to her's crotch. I don't think my friend sat near them ever again.
May 21 2006 4:06AM
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bsmith01
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This thread is great.

All i have is this tard arab kid got caught jerking it in a stall back in like 7th grade.
May 21 2006 10:32AM
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JockinJLoads
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why is it that its alwasy the tards that j one o
May 21 2006 10:43AM
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RunDMc
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this tard chick sucked off a tard guy in a stairwell at my school
May 21 2006 10:45AM
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fizzlefry
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bahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah oh god.
Jun 2 2006 7:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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2 years ago i heard about a chick giving a guy a handjob during class, its not as bad as whacking off, but i dunno i think they should have been able to wait till class was over atleast
Jun 2 2006 7:14PM
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*DrewT*
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no way that can't be true. Who films themselves?!
Jun 2 2006 7:23PM
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Matty.
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This thread makes me laugh at how many different ways you can say, "masterbate."
Jun 2 2006 7:28PM
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Snowcase
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its almost like spancered
Jun 2 2006 7:29PM
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The_Wasp
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one day at my schoolwe were at a like field day sorta thing and we have an equipment shed toward the edge of the field, well i had to take as piss and we always piss back there so as i walk around the shed theres this kid we call "tubby" wacking it, "tubby" weighs 310 lbs, needless to say i never went near that kid again.
Jun 2 2006 8:58PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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yea i know a kid who did it during class. pretty impressive.
Jun 2 2006 9:25PM
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Artifice
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A few years ago there was an assembly, and the auditorium was packed. All of the sudden people ran away from the middle of a set of seats, and in the middle was a mentally challenged kid jackin' off.
I had forgotten about it until now, and it really makes me uncomfortable to think about going in there....

Have a nice day everyone. :)
Jun 2 2006 9:32PM
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EC123
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Kinda of topic but awhile ago during soccer practice a kid disapeard in the woods to take a "piss" Little bit later x-country team comes runing out of the woods saying his slut girlfriend was going to town on his crotch.
Jun 2 2006 9:37PM
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DDrem.
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my friend got suspended in 8th grade for jerkin his gerkin when is teacher walked in on him
Jun 2 2006 9:51PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
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akward
Jun 2 2006 10:56PM
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jibtastic
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Explain to me "the sounds of poon"?
haha.
Jun 2 2006 11:39PM
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Gigantaface
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hhaahaha
Jun 2 2006 11:49PM
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skiermw
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a kid in my school, i think he's in 10th or 11th grade and a hall monitor walked in on him jackin in one the the band lesson rooms with the light off, and im pretty sure he got suspended then once he came back a kid on his bus asked him something like"whats the lesson room lookin like these days, or like i herd u were jackin off" and the kid flipped and he got the other kid in a headlock, but the jacker kid ended up getting his ass kicked anyways and suspended again i was laughing for a while it was sweet
Jun 3 2006 12:44AM
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hahaha This one fat kid at my school was caught by two kids I know. They went in, and heard him beating it, and then opened and closed the door behind them so it would sound like they left, and he started beating it again. Then they're like "Silas? is that you?" and you just see him slowly lift his legs so that they're not poking out from under the stall ahahaha.
Jun 3 2006 1:37AM
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Mat.
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masturebating in school is not cool
Jun 3 2006 3:38AM
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reggyboy
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this dint happen at school, but a dude in my year at school confessed he stuck his thinger in his ass whilstwanking looking for a male g-spot

we now call him chocko
Jun 3 2006 4:28AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i have a good one

way back in 7th grade there was a rumor that this ultra sketchy longer kid, jason kaiser had been caught by classmates whacking it in history class. now, jason kaiser IS pretty sketchy but our mom's were friends and him and I used to play inthe VTYSO together and I wrote off the rumors are just made up bullshit. but since then his commonly known nickname has been kaiser the geyser.

fast forward 5 years.

me and a few of my friends are in the library not really accomplishing anything. after a while goes by we notice jason- he was standing at the end of a chest hight bookcase looking out over the library. we laughed it off said he was sketchy.... I continued to watch he was just standing there looking at everyone- he made eye contact with me and instantly darted to a different bookcase.... looked down like he was doing something. a couple minutes later i look up and he's staring at me, and my friend margaret. so i bring to the attention of my friends in a whisper that i think jason might be whacking it. everyone laughs. but then as we all take turns watching and laughing someone sees a hand at crotch level. now a few other kids in the library are noticing and we're all looking at eachother and then my friend mike gets up and casually walks over to the bookcase. takes a glance and just yells WHAT THE FUCK DUDE comes back and says jason is actually whacking it. the librarian asks what's going on and mike tells her what happened and she doesn't believe us. he was caught another time that day by a student- and then again the next fucking day! finally 2 days after- a teacher busts him and he got suspended and is now in like sexual therapy.
Jun 3 2006 8:03AM
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haha, if it had broke, i would'ave laughed so hard.....
Jun 3 2006 8:39AM
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hk_
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Ouch, imagine how much pain that would give....


But,one time,my friend went to the toilet in the middle of class.Then the teacher went to the toilet to look for him,since he had been there for like 30 minutes. When they return,he(my friend)had jizz on his pants, and the teacher didn't look very happy. Hahaha,my class will never forget that!
Jun 3 2006 9:05AM
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NFproductions
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hahahaha
Jun 3 2006 10:11AM
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