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Masturbating+ school

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gunman
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so i just walked in on a kid chockin it in the school bathroom. stories anyone?
May 19 2006 11:45AM
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KRASHED
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apparently he has never been touched before, that'd be hilarious
May 19 2006 6:17PM
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BargainBinLaden
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freshmen year at lunch i saw some girl giving some dude a handjob under the table at lunch... it was so funny, the dude went right on eating his sandwich and talking to everyone at his table like no biggie
May 19 2006 6:18PM
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KRASHED
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well would you just start moaning loudly and yelling HARDER?
May 19 2006 6:20PM
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eastAR5
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i go to boarding school last year my friend walked in on one of the teachers fucking his girl to ask for math help
May 19 2006 7:09PM
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Mogsbury
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^^damn
May 19 2006 7:49PM
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jibjim
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wow, im either really happy that people like you ski and i have a chancew of meeting you, and extremly grossed out at the same time. its a new feeling, weird
May 19 2006 7:59PM
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jibjim
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except minus the happy part more just grossed out
May 19 2006 8:00PM
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jibjim
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ya, ive decided im disgusted and im terrifid i have the same hobby of you
May 19 2006 8:02PM
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ski8990
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Public libraries are the new hot spot for me!
May 19 2006 10:41PM
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Edward.
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a spanish kid was wacking off in english standing up in front of the class, he also got caught whacking off on the bus because of the cameras
May 19 2006 10:46PM
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jack_weisman
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i used to do it in Latin class until the teacher found out and actually threw a book at me
May 19 2006 10:46PM
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AKFREERIDE
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my friend had just got busted for probably weed or somethin, he wont tell, and he was sitting on the principals couch in his office while the principal was outside talkignt to his parents or the school officials and he definitly wacked it, left it in there, probably inbewteen the cushions, and walked out after they were done talking.
May 19 2006 10:48PM
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hylandrox
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one kid at my school went to the bathroom for like 30 min and didn't clean up very well so when he came back class there was jizz all over his pants. He's never going to hear the end of it
May 19 2006 10:59PM
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jack_weisman
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fucking gross
May 19 2006 11:02PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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yea one kid rubbed one out in my chemistry class, and he got caught and suspended ha...ha.hahahah
May 19 2006 11:29PM
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nickmcnutt
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there was this kid about 3 years ago, i guess he was taking a shit and jerking t at teh same time in a stall, some guy who was 3 years older than him opened teh door and this hid was pulling it... anyways he had to move far away. word got out and that was his cue to exit.
May 20 2006 12:04AM
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rhcp
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i think it should be a sport. masturbate in class without getting caught...yeah...
May 20 2006 12:58AM
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MarkieR
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i've never seen anything like that in school, but last year in the dorms i walked into my friends room to find him standing infront of a mirror wanking it. it was the most disturbing thing i've ever seen. he was standing there infront of a full length mirror like checking himself out as he was wanking. i don't know if he was wanking to himself or what. sooo fucking weird. i didn't talk to him for a while. it was awkward.
May 20 2006 1:24AM
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Grimace.
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didnt you hear ur teacher going at it one night too?
May 20 2006 1:31AM
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Xave
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6th grade...a wierd guy was wanking it on his chair in the front of the class, while talking to the teacher.
May 20 2006 10:41AM
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Jwenz
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that kid needs to control his hormones i mean really...at SCHOOl...it would have been funny if a teacher came in and was like WHAT THE FUCK...
May 20 2006 11:17AM
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n-o
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man i beat off on an airplane going to australia ( in the washroom of course)
May 20 2006 11:28AM
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ThaLetterM.
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you beat off an airplane? its cock musta been huuuuuuge
May 20 2006 11:34AM
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Redstar
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^^ weak dude.
May 20 2006 11:45AM
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Eastrider
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One of our substitute teachers got caught smoking a blunt in the janitors closet
May 20 2006 12:02PM
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Dilla
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there's a special ed kid who works it in the stall while he's yelling girls names who go to school.
so funny, and really really emotionally disturbing
May 20 2006 12:09PM
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eastAR5
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yea man she was getting pounded
May 20 2006 12:10PM
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timmi
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this thread is hilarious. apperently some kid got caught wakin it in class at my school. who knows.
May 20 2006 12:14PM
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NFproductions
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hahaha thats mad sweet
May 20 2006 12:58PM
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Lateralis
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some crazy fucked up kid from texas transfered years ago and wrote his name on the wall in the bathroom
May 20 2006 1:00PM
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mittfree
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In junior high, two special ed kids were caught wanking each other in some special room they get sent if they're angry. Then in grade 12, some loner kid got caught spanking it to some book he was reading in the library. as far as I know, the book was destroyed (I really hope so)
May 20 2006 1:22PM
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*i<3snow*
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ahaha you make me laugh so much.

iv never seen anyone doin that in school but this kid that sits next to me in a class is always adjusting himself and its the most annoying thing ever. he does it on and off for the entire clas speriod pretty much.
May 20 2006 1:24PM
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JockinJLoads
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holy fuck man, thats really fucked


oh lat
May 20 2006 1:25PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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it was a joke. lol

only sexual thing i've done in a washroom is things with my ex.
May 20 2006 1:37PM
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Lateralis
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did you wash his wiener in a poop filled urinal?
May 20 2006 1:38PM
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Snowcase
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dude i just ate wow that was nasty
May 20 2006 1:48PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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YES!! thats exactly what we did.
May 20 2006 1:50PM
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Lateralis
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SWEET!!!!!!!!! that must of been so fucken hot. seeing you suck some strangers poop off your boyfriends cock!!
May 20 2006 1:52PM
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Dan-Man
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ha ha this shit is funny!!!!
May 20 2006 2:00PM
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ThaLetterM.
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so wrong
May 20 2006 2:14PM
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Timmy_G
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hahaha, poon...
May 20 2006 2:28PM
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1990
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i always do this with a bible. haha
May 20 2006 2:35PM
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STAUSS
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wow... you will have that undoubtedly
May 20 2006 3:43PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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you know wahts bad though is public toilets cuz this friend of mine she wasnt even doing anything sexual in the bathroom and she got crabs from a toilet seat.

see im lucky. when i was growing up i had a mother who trained me to either put lots of toilet paper on the seat or squat. either way, i never sit on those things.
May 20 2006 3:53PM
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ThaLetterM.
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you cant get crabs from a toilet seat that a myth


your friend was just a hoe.
May 20 2006 3:58PM
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asac
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some kid got caught jerkin' it back in middle school in the library. he was in the shakespeare section, so i guess that means he went with prose before hoes
May 20 2006 4:07PM
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Dilla
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why hasnt this thread been deleted yet?
May 20 2006 4:13PM
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scratchskier170
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ughh some fat smelly chick fingered herself during studyhall. ahhh the room smelled sooo bad and i had to sit by her in spanish class next period. i wasnt able to gain erectile status for a month afterwards
May 20 2006 4:14PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha, guess so
May 20 2006 4:15PM
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JazzyJ
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th or 7th grade i got really bored and i figured why not go to the bathroom and wank it. i did, into a urinal, but at that tender age not too much came out. it was relieving though
May 20 2006 4:16PM
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