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Snakes on a plane!

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FUUUCK
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hahahahahhaa! oh god i cant even tell you how funny i find this

samuel jackson stars in a movie about snakes, only there on a plane

[img]ttp://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg[/img]
May 18 2006 1:18PM
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whattheshit
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sort of late, but yea this is going to be one of those cult classic movies.


im going to go to the dollar store, buy 20 dollars worth of rubber snakes.

go the theatres blazed out of my mind, sit in the backrow

and when the intense snake shit starts going down im gonna starting tossin the snakes everywhere
May 18 2006 1:20PM
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jonnydub
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i got you

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May 18 2006 1:20PM
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FUUUCK
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i realize im late to the party, but whatever
May 18 2006 1:21PM
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Redstar
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hahah that's a wicked idea. but fuck, worst looking movie ever.
May 18 2006 1:33PM
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ski_cartel
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man i like the rubber snakes idea, im gona have to do that. but the guy about me is right, looks like a crapy movie
May 18 2006 2:40PM
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shagalabagala
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taht'[s my kind of movie
dum stupid humor
May 18 2006 3:18PM
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Petey.
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omfg i saw the advertisment a month or so ago and that is the shittiest looking movie i have ever seen
May 18 2006 3:22PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hahhaa i can just imagine all the yelling....
May 18 2006 3:22PM
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skimrg
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i hate snakes i would never see that movie
May 18 2006 4:44PM
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Snubluck
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I have been waiting for this movie for fucking ever! August 18 bitches!
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!
May 18 2006 5:54PM
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Krongos
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enough is enough...i've had it with these snakes
May 19 2006 10:49AM
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Antoine.
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hahaha i was in the library at school when i saw that i died.. its gunna be a sick movie
May 19 2006 11:12AM
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skogenjake
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yeah sorta late, but still....


im sick of these goddam snakes!

Keenan is in it. oh yeahhhh
May 19 2006 11:40AM
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TheQuailman
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hahahahah

i saw tht in a magazine i was reading
May 19 2006 3:47PM
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[lineskier]820
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haha me and my friends knew about this way long ago, one on him even has a t-shirtm, and its actually snakes on the MOTHER FUCKING plane
May 19 2006 3:55PM
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cjb1776
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is this movie supposed to be funny?
Jun 2 2006 12:23PM
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mnjib
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'Snakes on a Plane' stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent who is escorting an eyewitness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles. When a crimelord -- determined to eliminate the witness before he can testify -- releases hundreds of deadly snakes onto the plane, the agent must protect his witness while banding together with the pilot, frightened crew and passengers in a desperate attempt to survive.
Jun 2 2006 12:40PM
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PLJaCks
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Ya, I laughed so hard when I first saw the preview...and at the end of the preview when they said the title of the movie...I probably laughed for about 10 minutes straight
Jun 2 2006 12:41PM
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PLJaCks
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LOL...I can just picture the meeting now where they came up with the movie title...

Dumbass1: OK, we need to figure out a title for our movie. There are snakes and it takes place on a plane.

Dumbass2: Oh Oh, I got it...Snakes on a Plane!!

Dumbass1: OMG! That's brilliant! You get a raise!
Jun 2 2006 12:47PM
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ski_cartel
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why the hell was this thread brought back
Jun 2 2006 2:44PM
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Snubluck
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BECAUSE IT'S MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Jun 2 2006 2:47PM
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Jake...
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haha snakes on a plane
Jun 2 2006 2:50PM
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Holte
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a friend of mine saw a preview screening of it. He said it was actually a pretty good movie once you got past the fact that they had fuckin snakes on an airplane!!!
Jun 2 2006 2:57PM
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C-Burg
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it was supposed to be a horror movie but its not
Jun 2 2006 4:02PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hwo big is this fuckin plane? is it just him and the witness sitting on the seats for hours fighting off snakes?
Jun 2 2006 4:05PM
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nothanks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane
Jun 25 2006 12:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUgl_8fI-XQ&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane
Jun 25 2006 4:49AM
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Ryanvdonk
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Jun 25 2006 4:51AM
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Peter.
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wtf?
Jun 25 2006 12:18PM
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Mat.
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since when does shit like this get put on the market.
Jun 25 2006 11:23PM
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ry.will
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its like anaconda, deep blue sea, and air force one mixed together.
Jun 25 2006 11:24PM
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skogenjake
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thats going to be the template for alot of drunk tattoo's.
Jun 26 2006 11:07AM
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parkerhouse
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"I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane,"
Jun 26 2006 11:12AM
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corey74
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that looks like such a gay movie
Jun 26 2006 11:26AM
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Timmy_G
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Wait this shit is for real? I clicked the link yesterday and it took me ot YTMND or whatever the fuck it is.
Jun 26 2006 11:28AM
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zsimko88
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anybody go on ytmnd? theres so many ytmnds about that movie haha

and if noone knows what im talking about ytmnd.com go there theres hilarious stuff on there
Jun 26 2006 1:55PM
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www.skifilm.no
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hahahah
Jun 26 2006 1:59PM
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TannerBalls
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mother fuking snakes
Aug 11 2006 10:23PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i know executives that say OMG too. crazy
Aug 11 2006 11:46PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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before the commercials were all serious but now they no that everyone across america and canada thinks it looks like the gayest movie ever so they change the commercials so be funny with the editting, looks so gay! and i think i might try that snake throwing thing sounds funny as hell
Aug 11 2006 11:50PM
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skiatgore69
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yeah, we know
Aug 12 2006 7:46AM
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leckett1
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since samuel L. jackson saw the script and wanted to play it because that man is loaded with bills
Aug 12 2006 8:31AM
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cracko
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ahhahahahaha this looks so funny! its SNAKES! on a fucking PLANE!
Aug 12 2006 9:16AM
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twix_182
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actually i read something on how samuel jackson said he'd only do it if they changed the name back to snakes on a plane
Aug 12 2006 9:33AM
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ryerson
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Has anyone checked this shit out yet?
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
Its hours of fun!
Aug 12 2006 10:15AM
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fukeneh
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has anyone else heard
cobra starship-snakes on a plane (bring it)
Aug 12 2006 11:27AM
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faah
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# This film's title originated at an after-work happy hour among Hollywood colleagues to see who could come up with the most awful pitch for a movie. Producer David Berenson, who worked for DreamWorks at the time, gave his pitch for this movie based on a script called "Venom."

Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because of the title. It was later changed to "Pacific Air Flight 121", but Jackson demanded they reverse the change. "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."
Aug 12 2006 3:29PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Samuel L. Jackson just can't say no
Aug 12 2006 5:47PM
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Mat.
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SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKAN PLANE!
Aug 18 2006 9:29PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING THREADS ON SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

WE GOT SNAKES!
Aug 18 2006 10:07PM
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