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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
If you think of a prize winning sig for me, TAK, I will award you, yes you, ten dollars (canadian). Just submit it below and on Thursday (March 13th) I'll chose one and send the cash by snail mail to the winner. Don't delay, enter today!
Mar 11 2003 1:32AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
im not takin no dirty canuck money, but phrosty wins

' googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!'' '
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 11 2003 1:37AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
noo i think he wants an original one for himself
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this young girl, she's a freak
Mar 11 2003 1:38AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
^correct smart gut.
Mar 11 2003 1:40AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
fuck quakers, fuck them
Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
Mar 11 2003 2:03AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
this'll never work tak... never... ever ever.. but i will enter mine two cents... i am oh so funny.

'tic tak toe champion'



you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 11 2003 2:10AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
TAK - Thinking he is better than everyone else because he posts lies trying to make himself seem like a better person.


Offical NS asshole
googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 11 2003 2:49AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
how about

--God is Dead---


-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Mar 11 2003 8:02AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
How about

I like to make really artistic suppposedly meaningful posts cosisting of a few words and some pictures, but they really dont mean shit, im just trying to impress you.
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Mar 11 2003 9:27AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
signature- hey i'll pay 10 cdn to whoever makes me a cool signature
|B|r|y|a|n| |G|a|l|l|a|n|t|

aim: freeskier9001260

http://www.zealoptics.com/

Wachusett Crew


Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Mar 11 2003 1:19PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
'Stop stealing my jesus'

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
Mar 11 2003 1:24PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
your only gonna get shitty signatures if all you're offering is ten bucks canadian. that shit is worth nothing.

Wachusett Ripper Crew
'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
Mar 11 2003 1:50PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
how about
-God Isn't Dead-..cause he doesnt exist.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 3:14PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Ten bucks is ten bucks dude!
A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.


Poppin' cherries since 1998.


What is the Colour of a Mirror?
Mar 11 2003 4:21PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
hey andy...you say god is dead, and then you say that you are god...are you a ghost?


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Mar 11 2003 4:23PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Once in awhile, a great person comes along. I am one of them.

-Pat
WBP|films
Mar 11 2003 6:05PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
GHOSTS!!!!!!!
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 11 2003 6:07PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
'to know the possible you have got to try the inpossible'


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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

Mar 11 2003 6:12PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
Do or do not. There is no try . Yoda


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 11 2003 6:31PM
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PowAirRider
Posts: 651 - Karma: 6
orange juice raped my father
Mar 11 2003 6:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my dad rapes oranges,how do you think they get the juice out and ever wonder what the pulp really is
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 11 2003 6:41PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
What about 'TAK-brand kudos?' Weren't those worth more than 10 bucks?


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Mar 11 2003 7:18PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
what happened to the peanut when he went to the park?




He was asSALTed.
-Chris Peck
Mar 11 2003 7:26PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
My penguin can kick your penguin's ass!
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Andrew

Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
Mar 11 2003 8:23PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
soxripper, shut the fuck up

try:
'jesus'
'where!?'
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 11 2003 9:14PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
^hey, dont be messin with my east coast hoes. amanda rocks!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 11 2003 9:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
orange juice raped my father. We all know orange juice is male. So hes gay.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 11 2003 9:45PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yeah, that video was good.

-Teddy
Mar 11 2003 9:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'high schools over,eve if you die your still a purple haired bitch'
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Mar 11 2003 10:11PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
raping an orange?...man that would sting.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 10:32PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Yes, all good by little minio... uh, friends. Yes yes, all very good, but so far so favorites are SUpilot's and Iceriders.


Mar 11 2003 10:39PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
how about

'hi i'm Tak i am the ugliest gayest man to ever walk the face of the earth.'
Mar 11 2003 11:01PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
chill dj...shit. don't worry i'll be spending some good american money up there soon

Wachusett Ripper Crew
'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
Mar 11 2003 11:15PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Didn't I win this competition a long time ago? I don't remember what is was though... something about being God.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME
*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
Mar 12 2003 12:52AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
tak,what about mine i sent to you by pm
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 12 2003 1:50AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
by pm? what you were too afraid to post it?


Offical NS asshole
googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 12 2003 2:00AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Homer, stop picking at it!
But Im so moist and tastey.
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Mar 12 2003 2:02AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
I Whore my sigs out to TAK - Lord piot
___________________
Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
Mar 12 2003 2:24AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
is it safe?

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
Mar 12 2003 2:33AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Try this:

I think too much because too many people on newschoolers.com don't think at all...


'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 12 2003 4:27AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yes...and the plan iss........scotty dont!
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Mar 12 2003 7:04AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
here is my entry:

'Dip me in honey and throw me to the LESBIANS'



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Vote Weiner #1 for Biggest Shit-Talker on NS

'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!
Mar 12 2003 7:20AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I quite like that one Jib_This

And yes Kami, you did win the TAK-brand Kudos a year ago for summiting the winning sig. But now its cold, hard, frozen Canadian cash.

Mar 12 2003 12:57PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
Tak- Proud member of the Kool Kids Krew

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
Mar 12 2003 1:14PM
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PowAirRider
Posts: 651 - Karma: 6
god is my favorite fictional character
Mar 12 2003 4:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
99.9% of constapated people are full of shit!
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 12 2003 6:37PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
The closes I'll ever get to a 4.0 is my blood-alchohol level.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Mar 12 2003 8:00PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
'i paid someone 10$ to make this sig cause i have no friends.'

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
Mar 12 2003 8:34PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I do like that one Lateralis, but I'm afrad Moe just might take the cake, I really do like that one.
Mar 12 2003 9:30PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
A Jib_This suggestion I'm putting here so I don't forget it:

Sitting in the shadows, thinking brighter than the masses.
Mar 12 2003 10:39PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I love rebel.

Kami, you had the coolest sig back in the day. 'I am god. Begin worship... now' or something like that.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Mar 12 2003 10:52PM
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