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DRISKEY
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i was just watching the man show and it showed a guy cracking a beer bottle over his head. have any of you guys tried that? it looks like it hurts like a bitch


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 10 2003 11:08PM
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bigskia
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the man show rules. philou poirer and some guys do shit like that in ski movie 1


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What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Mar 10 2003 11:09PM
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DFT1080
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go try it.


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Mar 10 2003 11:09PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
ive also seen people suck on beer bottles so the pressure builds up alot and then they drag them down the side of their neck and hang them on their nipples. i have actually done it before.


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 10 2003 11:13PM
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DRISKEY
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yeah that chicks tits were massive! how many of you newschooler chicks can crush a beer bottle with your tit?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 10 2003 11:19PM
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Ski-hobo
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you have to hit the bottle on the head HARD, or else it just bounches off. so if your gonna try it, where a hat and smach that mofo
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Mar 11 2003 1:44PM
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mammothpunks
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ya i saw some drunk aussie break a 40 bottle over his head at a party. funny shit.


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Mar 11 2003 1:55PM
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MadTrixter
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in ski movie they aren't really breaking them. look at it realy close and you can see where they edited the shot after they switched the bottles up


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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Mar 11 2003 2:02PM
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mammothpunks
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MSP = Munt Sucking Pussys


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Mar 11 2003 2:14PM
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Maximumsushi
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I've seen someone break a beer bottle over their head once, they tried about 20 times before they got it though. Looked like it was really hurting, they were yelling and stuff.
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Mar 11 2003 2:19PM
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MacMahoooon
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yeah we tried to bust a bottle over a ski helmet...didnt work. We even taped a rock to it and it still wouldnt break!

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Mar 11 2003 2:29PM
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SUpilot
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then you are a pussy if you cant break a beer bottle on a rack...what the hell is wrong with you?
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 3:16PM
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Phrosty
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you can fill the bottle up with water and smack the opening real hard and the bottom will pop right off. then they are easy to break on yer head, thats really how alot of people do it.


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Mar 11 2003 3:35PM
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Lateralis
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put a rock in it,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 11 2003 3:52PM
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Ski-hobo
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wine bottle, much more fun.
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Mar 11 2003 4:28PM
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DRISKEY
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im still waiting for a girl who can crush a beer can with her boobs


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 11 2003 4:51PM
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SUpilot
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my girl friend takes an ice cold brew and sticks the can inside herself and then opens it with your clit...its pretty amazing....then i drink it.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 6:16PM
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DRISKEY
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^that is awesome! hold on to her man. shes a good catch


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 11 2003 9:24PM
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PowAirRider
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wait...she opens it with her clit? is that even possible?
Mar 11 2003 9:28PM
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DRISKEY
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dont tell me if its not possible. i like to imagine that it is


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 11 2003 9:34PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
her clit has to be hard....and yes its definately possible. you have to drink it fast though cause the beer gets warm pretty fast.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 10:33PM
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Jib_This
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A friend of mine likes to drop a dime into an empty beer bottle, swirl it around the bottom for a rather long time, then smashes it over his head. Works every time.


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Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 11 2003 10:36PM
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Ski-hobo
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what does the dime have to do with it?
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Mar 11 2003 11:50PM
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Ds91260
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was it the one where the guy hit himself like 4 times before it broke, that was fuckin funny
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Mar 11 2003 11:54PM
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Jib_This
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If you swirl the dime enough, it wears a groove into the bottom of the bottle, supposedly making it easier to break over your head. Of course, I could be wrong, as I'm still trying to understand why anyone would want to break a bottle over their head...


'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
What do I know...I'm Drunk
Mar 12 2003 1:44AM
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jizack
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watch the wildcats videos they break several bottles over there heads




fuk that
Mar 12 2003 2:36AM
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jibs
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if you swirl dime in the bottle, it makes you a pussy. Just do it...pussy.

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You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

******************** Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D.Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th president (1890-1969)

Don't think just jump.

Mar 12 2003 10:18PM
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skodeo7
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watch this.....
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Mar 12 2003 10:41PM
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Lateralis
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ahahah hilarious
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 13 2003 3:23PM
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SkiHead
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hehe, your video made me giggle...


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Mar 13 2003 6:45PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
what was the second thing you hit on his head?


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 13 2003 6:50PM
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skodeo7
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We were at this chicks house and we found like 20 boxes filled with slabs of wax. That piece is like 1.5 inches thick an dlike 8 x 8 inches. It was so funny, we broke like atleast 30 of them. Then finally was the propane torch bottle smack. That was ugly.
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Mar 13 2003 7:11PM
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jibs
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my first bottle took 13 tries....in probably less then 20 seconds. Then i figured it out, and my second bottle was on the first try, then (all on the same night) my third bottle took two tries and nearly sliced off my finger...had to got get some stitches. Anyways, wear a hoodie so you don't cut your head, and put your hand in your sleave.

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You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

******************** Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D.Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th president (1890-1969)

Don't think just jump.

Mar 14 2003 12:39AM
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NomenClature
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take a glass scorer and cut a groove into the bottle then hit it on your head so the groove is below where you hit the bottle, if you do it right it will make a clean slice and everyone will be all mistiflizzed
Apr 7 2003 7:16PM
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