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SmoothLikeButter
Posts: 399 - Karma: 16
I have a bitch teacher and i want to show her whats up is there anything good that i can do or say to her to piss her off she is a fucker
May 16 2006 6:46PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
poop on her chest.
May 16 2006 6:48PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
shit in her coffee
May 16 2006 6:49PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
take your dick out in class and start beating it on her desk
May 16 2006 6:49PM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
be like...... man what the fuck and if she is like excuse me be like .. im srry what?>
May 16 2006 6:50PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
pimp slap dat bitch
May 16 2006 7:46PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
wtf i thought u were dead?
May 16 2006 7:47PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
you mean... i wish you were dead.
May 16 2006 7:51PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
Don't do your homework and fail her class!
That'll show that whore what's up!
May 16 2006 7:53PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
exactly

next time she give you sass
just be like
"NO,
i'm sorry,
your wrong"
it works they get annoyed because theres nothing they can really do so they just stop talking to you.
May 16 2006 7:53PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
kill her firstborn
May 16 2006 8:14PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
TACK on CHAIR
May 16 2006 8:16PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
jerk one into your hand under the desk, and then throw it at her face. yell something like "eat it" as you throw it. then while shes trying to get your jizzle out of her eye, stand on her desk like a wrestler and then pile drive her.
May 16 2006 8:19PM
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PooterCrunk69
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
hahahahahaha
May 16 2006 8:48PM
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BFINO13
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 14
just start fuckin garguing wit her curse at her then walk out of the room
May 16 2006 8:50PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
write a terrible rap about her and post it on ebaumsworld
May 16 2006 8:51PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
1. light her on fire

2. pee in her drink if she has one

3. sleep just to piss her off
May 16 2006 8:59PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
1 word.
cockslap
May 16 2006 9:00PM
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LDuggan420
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 13
whats bitchy about her like is there anything about her that you can make fun of
May 16 2006 9:02PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
instead of using ur dick
how bout u bend over and fart right in front of her and pretend u didnt do anything...then she will be like wtf mate
May 16 2006 9:04PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
tie her to her desk, and stick a funnel into her mouth or any wet orphis and proceed to heavy wet and stankily flactulate into the funnel, she will be stunned, and maybe even arosed
May 16 2006 9:16PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
kill a gay man and then pour his AIDS infested blood all over her.
May 16 2006 9:20PM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
no you do that and yell spiderman!

WTF isnt lil g supposed to be dead?
May 16 2006 9:46PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
ok. find a sheep. drain its blood. write in blood on her doorstep 3 days
the next day right 2 days
the next day right 1 day
May 16 2006 9:59PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Laura's funny
May 16 2006 10:01PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
tampon in the coffe mug


it has to be her tampon thoguh, so you gotta be real sneaky like so you don't get caught, or have a patsy, like the fat kid
May 16 2006 10:40PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
good call timi
May 16 2006 11:14PM
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