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1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President.

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Controversy
The introduction of the Hot Coffee mod has now sparked a fair amount of controversy around GTA:SA, with some politicians firing harsh words at both the game's developer and the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB), the organization which establishes content ratings for video games in the United States. It has also rekindled the debate over the influence of video games in general with new protests against several other games such as Killer 7, The Sims 2, and Bully.

Jack Thompson, a lawyer and anti-video game activist from Florida was one of the first to attack the game for its recently found content. Thompson believes that violent media such as video games are one of the main sources of violent crime in America and has lashed out against Rockstar on several occasions for previous games they have developed. Thompson has gone to some extremes in his battle by insulting gamers and comparing the head of the Entertainment Software Association (ESA), Douglas Lowenstein, to Hitler. He has also dared the video game industry to create an ultra-violent game of his specifications and has done some verbal sparring with the game-related webcomic, Penny Arcade.

U.S. senator Hillary Clinton has jumped into the fray by suggesting new regulations be put on video games sales 4. The ESRB is also conducting an investigation into whether the game's publisher lied about the game's content in an attempt to avoid the Adults Only 18+ rating. Also, Congress just passed a resolution to have the Federal Trade Commission investigate whether Rockstar intentionally undermined the ESRB by having the content in the game5.

In New York, a class action lawsuit has been filed by Florence Cohen, an 85-year old grandmother who purchased the game for her 14-year old grandson (it should be noted that even according to the old rating, the game is typically considered inappropriate for this age). Cohen's lawsuit claims that Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive, the publisher of the game, are guilty of deception, false advertising, fraud and abuse. The accusation of deception is based on the change from M-rated to AO, meaning according to the lawsuit that the original rating was a deceptive practice6.

There was also a recent protest that occurred at Rockstar's headquarters. A protest group known as the Peaceholics organized a protest on August 4, 2005. The group organized against San Andreas as well as the upcoming game Bully, which they want cancelled because of fears that the content could inspire children to become bullies themselves. The protesters had signs that read "Put the Cuffs On Rockstar", "Prosecute Rockstar Games; they are felons", "Hey hey, ho ho, Rockstar Games has got to go" 7. Peaceholics had several demands for Rockstar:

Not to release Bully under any circumstances
Volunteer to sell its violent and sexually explicit games in adult video stores only.
Let parents return Grand Theft Auto for a full refund until they do a national awareness campaign to educate parents of content and possible effects.
Create a fund for victims of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and car-jackings, etc.
Make a national apology for misleading and lying to children, parents, and legislators about their intentions and causing insurance premiums to sky rocket.
Give a written response within five business days of receipt of these demands.8.
However, there are several people who disagree with these critics and feel that the attacks on video games are unfounded. While not as organized as the anti-gaming groups some gamers have decided to fight back against the anti-game backlash. A few sites have emerged as beacons of pro-game activism such as GamePolitics [1] and Gamerandy [2]. Gamerandy even has a petition to combat Jack Thompson and the other anti-video game activists.

These sites provide sources to support their arguments. One particular article circulated by video game proponents cites the diminishing crime rate as one of the major distortions that have emerged in the new fight against violent and sexually explicit video games. This recent article details how the overall crime rate has actually gone down since the fighting game, Mortal Kombat, caused a major controversy in the early '90s. The youth crime rate has diminished as well9.

GamePolitics has also launched some attacks of their own directed at Jack Thompson because of distortions he has made about their reporting, putting Thompson's credibility into question. Thompson has taken information out of context from GamePolitics to claim that Grand Theft Auto: Vice City also has a sex minigame.

Some have also argued that the code is not as pornographic as claimed, since no genitalia are shown. Many people claim that the content unlocked by the mod is no worse than what someone would see in an R rated film. Indeed, the mechanics of the minigame could be compared to a rhythm game such as Dance Dance Revolution.

Anti-videogame activists have also frequently claimed or implied that the Hot Coffee mod involves rape. This is not the case as the sexual content is depicted as being consensual, between CJ and one of six in-game girlfriends. In order to get to the Hot Coffee minigame, players must take the woman of their choice on several virtual dates first. While there may be merit to claims that it objectifies or demeans women, assertions of rape are unfounded.

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Response
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Product rerating
In the middle of July 2005, the ESRB, as well as various politicians including Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), launched an investigation into the Hot Coffee mod. Initially, Rockstar released a statement that strongly suggested that the Hot Coffee content was entirely created by "hackers". However, this claim was undermined when codes were released on web forums for the PlayStation 2 Gameshark and AR Max cheating devices that demonstrated that the controversial content was, indeed, built into the console versions.

On July 20, 2005, the ESRB announced that it was changing the rating of GTA:SA from Mature (M) to Adults Only 18+ (AO). Rockstar stated that it would discontinue manufacturing the current version of the game, and produce a new version that would not include the content that is unlocked by the Hot Coffee mod. In the fourth quarter of 2005, Rockstar released this "clean" version with the "Hot Coffee" scenes removed (Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas 1.01), allowing the game to be rerated to a Mature 17+ rating.

On August 10, 2005, Rockstar Games officially released a patch for San Andreas. Nicknamed the "Cold Coffee Patch" by some, the patch fixed many performance issues and bugs. However, the most major addition was that the patch disabled the controversial "Hot Coffee" scenes, even if the "Hot Coffee" mod was reinstalled.

The "Hot Coffee" controversy dashed financial expectations for Take Two Interactive, which lost $28.8 million in its fiscal 3rd quarter of 2005 (May to July) partly because of the rerating; the company lost $14.4 million in the same quarter in 2004.

On July 29, 2005, as a result of the newly-discovered scenes, the OFLC revoked the game's "MA15+" classification (the highest currently available for computer games in Australia), and changed the game's status to "RC" (Refused Classification) meaning that the original version could no longer be sold in Australia. The patched version was given an "MA15+" classification on September 12, 2005.

As of July 23, 2005, however, the PEGI rating for the game has remained unchanged, although it is likely that the PEGI sexual content label will be added to the game cover. The effect on San Andreas sales is as of yet unknown, but Take Two Interactive has revised its projected financial statement for the quarter to reflect a further anticipated loss.

There has, of yet, been no reaction in Europe, perhaps because each country would have to reclassify GTA:SA in order to have it taken off the shelves. It is already only available to adults 18 or over in most European nations, so no further action is necessary.

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Product withdrawal and recall
The day after the rating change, several North American chain stores pulled the PC and console versions of the game from the shelves, including major chains GameStop, Sears, Hudson's Bay Company, Zellers, Hollywood Video, Blockbuster, Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, and Electronics Boutique [citation needed]. Rockstar has given some retailers ESRB "Adults Only" rating stickers to put on their copies of GTA:SA, should they decide to keep selling the original product.

eBay has been removing copies of GTA:SA that have been reported by the eBay community. eBay claims that GTA:SA violates the terms of the eBay seller policy and cannot be sold unless it is located in the Everything Else > Mature Audiences section. This section requires a credit card to validate the age of the eBay user. Since eBay relies on the community to police itself eBay users have to report a game before eBay staff will remove the listing. Several games have been unreported and have sold for extremely high prices.

On August 24, 2005, Rockstar announced a mandatory recall for all games still owned by the general public. Consumers who had already purchased the game were allowed to keep it in certain areas, but with the patch installed, although many serious players refused to use it as it did little but block out an unused part of the game's code. Some commentators have anticipated a product recall of San Andreas once the "clean" version is available, although given the high value of the "uncensored" versions, it is doubtful that many gamers will return their copies voluntarily.

Presently, the original version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is highly coveted. Many will seek this game in its factory seal and will spend top dollar on it. One may find citings of the game for over the US$50 manufacturer's suggested retail price (MSRP), and the price will only rise as the original games becomes increasingly rare. Certain pirated or illegally distributed versions of the original game may also be made available on the Internet or from illegal retail outlets.

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Federal and legal action
In December 2005, Senators Hillary Clinton, Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh introduced the Family Entertainment Protection Act, which calls for a federal mandate enforcement of the ESRB ratings system in order to protect children from inappropriate content.

On January 26, 2006, the city of Los Angeles filed a lawsuit against Take-Two Interactive, the game's publisher, accusing the company of failing to disclose the game's sexual content.

Rockstar has also since vowed legal action against any subsequent sources that reveal how to access this part of the game, mainly cheat device code sites.

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1522 - The First Search for Peru

After an unsuccessful attempt to find an indigenous trip on the coats of Columbia, Pascual de Andagoya sold his ships to Fransisco Pizarro, Diego de Almagro, and Hernando de Luque.



1524 - First Expedition

With only 80 men and 4 horses, Fransisco Pizarro and and Diego de Almagro unsuccessfully attempted to find Peru.



1526 - Second Expedition

This time Pizarro and Almagro were a it more successful. With twice as many men with them, the crossed the equator and intercepted a raft filled with various jewelry and treasure. They kidnapped three of the men on the raft to teach them to be translators.



1528 - Finding the Inca city Tumbez

Pizarro and his group ventured farther south until they reached the well-developed city of Tumbez. For the first time, they had found evidence of a well-developed culture and city.





1530 - Third Expedition

Leaving from Panama, Pizarro and Almagro took 180 men and 37 horses, including Pizarro's brothers; Hernando, Juan, and Gonzalo, all of whom would become somewhat powerful leaders in the new empire.



1532 - Pizarro Makes His First Move

Once Pizarro had the help of reinforcements like Sebastian de Benalcazar and Hernando de Soto, he moved his men south in September. By November, he had reached Cajamarca and they partook in some types of diplomatic activities. The Spanish were hesitant to attack beaus they had only 180 men, and they estimated the Indian troops to be somewhere around 8,00 men deep. Once they began their attack with canons and horses, the Indians became discombobulated rather quickly. Cortes used a tactic used in Mexico to conquer the city, and that was to capture the head of state, Atahualpa. The small number of narratives of these events are intriguing to say the least:

A Spanish Account of the conquering of Tumbez





1533 - Sacking the City of Cuzco

In November of 1533, Pizarro and his army drove into the City of Cuzco, one the largest and wealthiest cities in the Incan Empire; a place filled with the treasures they had been seeking for so long. The Spaniards took over many of the buildings and temples, obtaining the various treasures they had to offer.

A Spanish account of Cuzco





1541 - Death of Francisco Pizarro

Once the Spanish settlers had grown to immense power in South America, there began internal strife among the powerful rulers of the colonial area. Most importantly, Pizarro and his men were at odds with Diego de Almagro. On June 26, 1541, a group of Almagro's men broke into Pizarro's Lima

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BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
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bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
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j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, 'Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you', then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.



cause i just sent this to one of my friends cause its so hilarioius.

with no definite future and no purpose other than to prevail somehow

its like you kno wat, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

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42 of the MOST Random Questions Ever

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
in my room with shannabel!

2. Who will be your next kiss?
i dont knoow!

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
im sitting in a pink chair.

4. When is the last time you went to the mall?
whiile ago.

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
nein.

6. When was the last time you went out of town?
umm. last weekend.

7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
noope.

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water.

9. What are you wearing right now?
jeans. spandex. tanktop. wifee beater. necklace. zip up. ribbon. hair tie. bracelet. under-oos.

10. Have you been in a car wash?
yes!

11. Last food you ate?
EGG samwich.

12. Where were you last week on Saturday?
new hampshire.

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
wife beeeeeeeaters!

14. When is the last time you ran?
thursday.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
i dunnoo.

16. What is your favorite class?
i have no classes anymore!

17. Your dream vacation?
my yes plan next year sonnn!

18. Last 3 people's houses you were in?
coreys. annabels. christopher.

19. How old are your parents?
old.

20. Are you in love?
nehhh.

21. Do you miss anyone?
yeah. lots.

22. Last play you saw?
i dunno.

23. What are your plans for today?
hanging out.

24. Who is the last person you commented on myspace?
matt lawrencee.

25. Ever go to camp?
yeaaah!

26. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yeah son.

27. What do you want to know about the future?
if i make the right decisions.

28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
kinda.

29. Are you hungry?
nooooo.

30. Where is your best friend located?
well annabel is here. corey is at her house. and shannons at her house. im not positive where my others are. maybe at their houses too?

31. Do you have a tan?
kinda.

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
i dunno.

33. Do you collect anything?
well not really.

34. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
umm. that night we wanted to play four square.

35. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yeah.

36. How do you like your drinks?
good.

37. Do you like hot sauce?
its okay.

38. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday.

39. Who do you have a crush on?
erxdcfjiokml,[.

40. What is your mood?
tired. dirtybag.

41. Are you someones best friend?
i think mayybe.

42. Are you rich?
rich is a politically incorrect term. if you want to know then ask polietly. ass holes. < yeah i like what liz said.

Confucianism

The myth of origins told by proponents of Confucianism (and by plenty of modern historians) begins with Confucius, whose Chinese name was Kong Qiu and who lived from 551 to 479 B.C.E. Judging from the little direct evidence that still survives, however, it appears that Kong Qiu did not view himself as the founder of a school of thought, much less as the originator of anything. What does emerge from the earliest layers of the written record is that Kong Qiu sought a revival of the ideas and institutions of a past golden age. Employed in a minor government position as a specialist in the governmental and family rituals of his native state, Kong Qiu hoped to disseminate knowledge of the rites and inspire their universal performance. That kind of broad-scale transformation could take place, he thought, only with the active encouragement of responsible rulers. The ideal ruler, as exemplified by the legendary sage-kings Yao and Shun or the adviser to the Zhou rulers, the Duke of Zhou, exercises ethical suasion, the ability to influence others by the power of his moral example. To the virtues of the ruler correspond values that each individual is supposed to cultivate: benevolence toward others, a general sense of doing what is right, loyalty and diligence in serving one's superiors. Universal moral ideals are necessary but not sufficient conditions for the restoration of civilization. Society also needs what Kong Qiu calls _li_, roughly translated as ``ritual.'' Although people are supposed to develop propriety or the ability to act appropriately in any given social situation (another sense of the same word, li), still the specific rituals people are supposed to perform (also li) vary considerably, depending on age, social status, gender, and context. In family ritual, for instance, rites of mourning depend on one's kinship relation to the deceased. In international affairs, degrees of pomp, as measured by ornateness of dress and opulence of gifts, depend on the rank of the foreign emissary. Offerings to the gods are also highly regulated: the sacrifices of each social class are restricted to specific classes of deities, and a clear hierarchy prevails. The few explicit statements attributed to Kong Qiu about the problem of history or tradition all portray him as one who ``transmits but does not create.'' Such a claim can, of course, serve the ends of innovation or revolution. But in this case it is clear that Kong Qiu transmitted not only specific rituals and values but also a hierarchical social structure and the weight of the past.


wow

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irideskis (12:47:08 AM): yo drew
irideskis (12:47:14 AM): is that ur name?;p;
irideskis (12:47:14 AM): lol

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god dmait i never have anything