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Rip
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It appears that the French have more sway over the Iraqi's then we thought. Last week a group of British soldiers were practicing a live fire drill near the Iraqi border. Twelve Iraqi soldiers surrendered because they feared they were being attacked. It looks like they fight as well as the french do.
Mar 10 2003 7:49PM
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Rip
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I have another...

What do you call 100 frenchmen with their hands in the air?

The french military


Mar 10 2003 7:50PM
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bigskia
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yeah. the largest french population to never surender is in quebec. weird


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 10 2003 7:57PM
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Rip
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Whats the one thing worse than a frenchman.

A frenchman in canada


Mar 10 2003 8:02PM
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K_2
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lol.
Mar 10 2003 8:16PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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uh yea...by the way the french supplied the iraqis and libyans with nuclear reactors...so if we get a dirty bomb in fucking NYC then blame the french

Sahid: I know how it is
Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie
Then I said...: no that is true
Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
Mar 10 2003 8:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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what does the french having sway have to do with the british fighting? Youre an idiot.

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Mar 10 2003 9:10PM
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TAK
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Small things...
Mar 10 2003 9:13PM
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PhattTim
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My God you guys are dumb. Do you even slightly understand anything about the times the French have had to surrender? Obviously you have no clue. And do you also understand that most of the oil fields in Iraq are operated and controlled by France and Russia? God damn you little fuckwits are dumb. Eat shit and die

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Mar 10 2003 9:20PM
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Rip
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Hahaha, calm down Tim, it is my right as an american to rip on the french just like you can too, cause you speak english.

You do understand though tim, that in WWI, the french spent 1 billion dollars, which was alot then, on the Maginot Line. They basically let the Germans walk in from the Belgian border, the french and italians suck at war, and thats that.


Mar 11 2003 6:21PM
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bigskia
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Actually Sharat(french leader) and Sadam are life long friends. so it does relate


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 11 2003 6:22PM
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lineskier10
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francestinks.com is a great website, they got a ton of great jokes there too
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Mar 11 2003 6:58PM
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j.bird
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hey i got a good one

How did the french advertise the vintage WWII rifles for sale?

'new, never fired and only dropped once'



I hate Racers
Mar 12 2003 1:04AM
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Ski-hobo
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haha, good one, I think that joke was also in Full Metal Jacket.
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Mar 12 2003 1:08AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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uh the french leader is chirac not shadat or whatever you said...quit passing judgement on shit when your only frame of reference is fox news.

Sahid: I know how it is
Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie
Then I said...: no that is true
Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
Mar 12 2003 1:21AM
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Phrosty
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stupid french




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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 12 2003 3:38AM
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Rip
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Thats the funniest stuff ever Phrosty, hahaha.


Mar 12 2003 5:04PM
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