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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
When will the jokes end? Do you think it will ever end or will they just continue getting dumber and dumber. and yeah my mom is dumb so don't try that one


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 10 2003 7:11PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
your mom is like a shotgun, three cocks and she's loaded...harr harr

seriously those jokes belong where they SHOULD be...in your momma!

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
Mar 10 2003 7:40PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
your momma is so hairy, her armpit looks like Don King in a headlock


Mar 10 2003 7:40PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
your mom is fat her vibrator is the washing machine



BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 10 2003 7:58PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
your moms so fat her shoes have license plates.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 10 2003 8:16PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Those are pretty sad.
Mar 10 2003 8:19PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
your moms so fat she peirces her ears with harpoons


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 10 2003 8:21PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
... and those harpoons came from some dirty old sailors that mistook her for a whale...so corny
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Mar 10 2003 8:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
your moms so ugly that when she was born,her mother said 'oh my little treasure' and her dad replied 'yeah lets go bury it'
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 10 2003 9:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
your mom is so fat when she walked outside she got measured on the Richtor Scale.

Your mom is so stupid if brains were gas she could power a motorcycle around a dime.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 10 2003 10:18PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
your mom is so fat when she wears high heels she drills oil


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 10 2003 10:20PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
your mom is so fat that when she rolls out of bed she rolls off both sides.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Mar 11 2003 3:17PM
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