Replying to The Future From the Past...

Before you read this take a few deep breathes, you gotta be chill and in the right state of mind...smoke a j if necessary...





OK, this was hard for me to grasp as well, but getboards.com is selling the one and only SB1 at a low, low price of $8.99! Yeah, I know, holy shit thats fucking insane. I don't think many of you understand what it means for something like this to happen. People talk about skiing being a few years behind snowboarding, but we all know that's utter bull shit. Skiing took nothing from snowboarding, it stole everything from extreme agro inline rollerblading. Transfered directly to snow, skiboarding paved the way for this new form of twin tip skiing. SB1 is a glimpse into the future of skiing. SB1 is a prophecy, soon to be the bible of our sport as we know it...all for the incredible $8.99! Its a wonder why they would sell this master piece for so cheap when they could still easily sell it for more since it is selling like crazy, just like it did when it came out a few years ago. Thank me now, or later, for I have just given you all the secret key to unlock the mystery of newschool. Amen.


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